****ing Screamers

[beserker]

Jesus ****ing christ this is an age old rant but these dumb ****s that started comming to my gym ... prolly aged 19 - 21 are in need of some 'correcting' One kid in particular weighs aprox. 150 tops yells so ****ing loud on EVERY single rep of his 20lb barbell curls you hear this punk clearly all the way accross the gym . then this pencil comes up behind me with the worst case of I.L.S. in history and stares me down ...bwahahahaha im 260 and im going to be intimidated by a paper thin kid like that ah hahahahaha . Anyhow im almost ready to destroy this kid but ill keep my cool.....for now .

[RJ*]

my gf is a screamer

[Mr.Freeze]

lol nice:D

[trykillthis]

my gf is a screamer

trade ya, i got a moaner.

[bigdaddydrew123]

Jesus ****ing christ this is an age old rant but these dumb ****s that started comming to my gym ... prolly aged 19 - 21 are in need of some 'correcting' One kid in particular weighs aprox. 150 tops yells so ****ing loud on EVERY single rep of his 20lb barbell curls you hear this punk clearly all the way accross the gym . then this pencil comes up behind me with the worst case of I.L.S. in history and stares me down ...bwahahahaha im 260 and im going to be intimidated by a paper thin kid like that ah hahahahaha . Anyhow im almost ready to destroy this kid but ill keep my cool.....for now .
ask him to hand you the heaviest ****in dumbell your gym has, see how much he screams from that

[St]

Jesus ****ing christ this is an age old rant but these dumb ****s that started comming to my gym ... prolly aged 19 - 21 are in need of some 'correcting' One kid in particular weighs aprox. 150 tops yells so ****ing loud on EVERY single rep of his 20lb barbell curls you hear this punk clearly all the way accross the gym . then this pencil comes up behind me with the worst case of I.L.S. in history and stares me down ...bwahahahaha im 260 and im going to be intimidated by a paper thin kid like that ah hahahahaha . Anyhow im almost ready to destroy this kid but ill keep my cool.....for now .


Just give it to him,knock him out for me as i'm mad at the world.;)

[germanbeast]

What does I.L.S mean?

[bigdaddydrew123]

What does I.L.S mean?invisible lat synddrom.

[macka]

offer to spot him then hold the barbel down with one finger, then lift it very slowly. He'll learn PDQ.

[gustavo77]

Every gym seems to have one of those meatheads...that's what headphones and Metallica are for.

[gustavo77]

Mines a squeaker..lol.

[blimp]

I once used to date a girl that I literally had to put my hands over her mouth so all the neighbor's would hear her screamin during sex. Crazy shit by I got off on it...lol

[pseclint]

mines a........... i squeel when i jerk off...

[waderow]

mines a yelper, we should start a choir




(this multi quote shit is prudy coo)

LOL Mine yodels

[waderow]

I once used to date a girl that I literally had to put my hands over her mouth so all the neighbor's would hear her screamin during sex. Crazy shit by I got off on it...lol

LOL
I was living in Slave Lake in the late 90's, and I nailed this girl who was a screamer.
I lived in a apartment style row home with neighbor to my right, neighbor behind me, and worst of all, neighbor above me.
She started to scream as loud as she could at the highest pitch possible....It hurt my ears, i was like WTF! She ripped my gold chain off, and also bit my neck so hard I had a red mark for a week. I had to stop and make sure that the sex was consensual, and that I wasn't somehow raping her it was so screwed up. Never in my life had I seen anythign like it, and never have I since then. Wow. Wish I had it on video

[gustavo77]

LOL
....I had to stop and make sure that the sex was consensual...

Now that is just too freakin' funny....

[champcar99]

my gf is a screamer

Yea I know....lmao

[macka]

I have to replace the batteries, but she makes cool sheep noises :cool:

[FalconGrl]

I have to replace the batteries, but she makes cool sheep noises :cool:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i50/dnyc99/rofl6ma.gif


For all you guys with loud gf's...as long as they're not laughing it's all good. :D


FalconGrl

[BigWheel]

mines a........... i squeel when i jerk off...

Sounds familiar.....now that I'm married i have to do it "coyotee style"..... sit by the hole and howl.

[Boost]

Jesus ****ing christ this is an age old rant but these dumb ****s that started comming to my gym ... prolly aged 19 - 21 are in need of some 'correcting' One kid in particular weighs aprox. 150 tops yells so ****ing loud on EVERY single rep of his 20lb barbell curls you hear this punk clearly all the way accross the gym . then this pencil comes up behind me with the worst case of I.L.S. in history and stares me down ...bwahahahaha im 260 and im going to be intimidated by a paper thin kid like that ah hahahahaha . Anyhow im almost ready to destroy this kid but ill keep my cool.....for now .

Wear a muscle shirt, get pumped and then go up to him and ask him for some training tips and ask how you can get big like him.

[savage]

Jesus ****ing christ this is an age old rant but these dumb ****s that started comming to my gym ... prolly aged 19 - 21 are in need of some 'correcting' One kid in particular weighs aprox. 150 tops yells so ****ing loud on EVERY single rep of his 20lb barbell curls you hear this punk clearly all the way accross the gym . then this pencil comes up behind me with the worst case of I.L.S. in history and stares me down ...bwahahahaha im 260 and im going to be intimidated by a paper thin kid like that ah hahahahaha . Anyhow im almost ready to destroy this kid but ill keep my cool.....for now .


Hmm, I see an easy solution. Become his buddy over the next couple of workouts and offer him tips....then when he is ripe for the picking tell him when he is doing bench that he can get 30-40lbs more out of his bench if he would cut down on all the high reps and get right to the heavy weight reps (these turds always think numbers ****ing egomaniacs)....if he says "yeah of course I knew that" leave him to his workout and wait for the clanging of falling plates or for the frantic shouts for help, otherwise, if he doesn't go that route tell him you'll spot him and then when he gets his heavy set up and down to his chest just walk away.....That'll learn the little pricks. I did something along those lines once to this turd that used to always come to the gym in his jeans, wife-beater, hand-and-neck bling, and his posse of dolts. He was a little drug dealer with his thug look and you could tellhe was juicing by his bloated look....I guess no one told him juice don't make you strong the hours/ days/ months/ years of training do. Anyway, he used to always walk around intimidate some of the gym members and harass the ladies and just generally piss the rest of us off. Well after he had to have his freiends pry off the 315lbs of his chest (1st rep ahahahah) I went over to him and said "Hey that was embarasing huh...everyone here sure thinks so...he looked around and the entire gym was smirking/ laughing. I smiled and said "stop being an asshole, you train here and go peacock in the mall not the other way around". He gave me a dirty look, but I am around 6'4, 275-285.....he mumbled some crap to himself and he and his "crew" left. They never cameback.

[Houstonbc]

haha good story way to put the hero in his place

[Freebsd1977]

mines a........... i squeel when i jerk off...

Great way to up your testosterone levels LOL
My GF is ...... broken .... <depression>