physique
04-02-2009, 12:04 AM
The next time you hear a politician use the
>
>
> word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
> whether you want the 'politicians' spending
> YOUR tax money.
>
> A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
>
>
> but one advertising agency did a good job of
>
> putting that figure into some perspective in
>
> one of it's releases.
>
> A..
>
> A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
>
> B.
>
> A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
>
> C.
>
> A billion hours ago our ancestors were
>
> living in the Stone Age.
>
> D.
>
> A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
>
> E.
>
> A billion dollars ago was only
>
> 8 hours and 20 minutes,
>
> at the rate our government
>
> is spending it.
>
> While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
>
> let's take a look at New Orleans ....
>
> It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
>
> Louisiana Senator,
>
> Mary Landrieu (D)
>
> is presently asking Congress for
>
> 250 BILLION DOLLARS
>
> to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number...
>
> what does it mean?
>
> A.
>
> Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
>
> (every man, woman, and child)
>
> you each get $516,528.
>
> B.
>
> Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
>
> New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
>
> C..
>
> Or... if you are a family of four...
>
> your family gets $2,066,012.
>
> Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US. That's enough to
> fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently
> alive in the US for 11 years!!
>
> 50 billion to bail out the auto industry???
>
> Washington , D.C.
>
> &
>
> Ottawa ON.
>
> < HELLO!!! >
>
> Are all your calculators broken??
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
>
> Building Permit Tax
>
> CDL License Tax
>
> Cigarette Tax
>
> Corporate Income Tax
>
> Dog License Tax
>
> Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>
> Fishing License Tax
>
> Food License Tax
>
> Fuel Permit Tax
>
> Gasoline Tax
>
> Hunting License Tax
>
> Inheritance Tax
>
> Inventory Tax
>
> IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
>
> IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>
> Liquor Tax
>
> Luxury Tax
>
> Marriage License Tax
>
> Medicare Tax
>
> Propert y Tax
>
> Real Estate Tax
>
> Service charge taxes
>
> Social Security Tax
>
> Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
>
> Sales Taxes
>
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>
> School Tax
>
> State Income Tax
>
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>
> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
>
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
>
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
>
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>
> Telephone State and Local Tax
>
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>
> Utility Tax
>
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
>
> Vehicle Sales Tax
>
> Watercraft Registration Tax
>
> Well Permit Tax
>
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> Income Tax
>
> Everything Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
>
> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt...
>
> We had the largest middle class in the world..
>
> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>
> What happened?
>
> Can you spell 'politicians!'
>
>
> word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
> whether you want the 'politicians' spending
> YOUR tax money.
>
> A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
>
>
> but one advertising agency did a good job of
>
> putting that figure into some perspective in
>
> one of it's releases.
>
> A..
>
> A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
>
> B.
>
> A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
>
> C.
>
> A billion hours ago our ancestors were
>
> living in the Stone Age.
>
> D.
>
> A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
>
> E.
>
> A billion dollars ago was only
>
> 8 hours and 20 minutes,
>
> at the rate our government
>
> is spending it.
>
> While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
>
> let's take a look at New Orleans ....
>
> It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
>
> Louisiana Senator,
>
> Mary Landrieu (D)
>
> is presently asking Congress for
>
> 250 BILLION DOLLARS
>
> to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number...
>
> what does it mean?
>
> A.
>
> Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
>
> (every man, woman, and child)
>
> you each get $516,528.
>
> B.
>
> Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
>
> New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
>
> C..
>
> Or... if you are a family of four...
>
> your family gets $2,066,012.
>
> Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US. That's enough to
> fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently
> alive in the US for 11 years!!
>
> 50 billion to bail out the auto industry???
>
> Washington , D.C.
>
> &
>
> Ottawa ON.
>
> < HELLO!!! >
>
> Are all your calculators broken??
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
>
> Building Permit Tax
>
> CDL License Tax
>
> Cigarette Tax
>
> Corporate Income Tax
>
> Dog License Tax
>
> Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>
> Fishing License Tax
>
> Food License Tax
>
> Fuel Permit Tax
>
> Gasoline Tax
>
> Hunting License Tax
>
> Inheritance Tax
>
> Inventory Tax
>
> IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
>
> IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>
> Liquor Tax
>
> Luxury Tax
>
> Marriage License Tax
>
> Medicare Tax
>
> Propert y Tax
>
> Real Estate Tax
>
> Service charge taxes
>
> Social Security Tax
>
> Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
>
> Sales Taxes
>
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>
> School Tax
>
> State Income Tax
>
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>
> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
>
> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
>
> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
>
> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>
> Telephone State and Local Tax
>
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>
> Utility Tax
>
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
>
> Vehicle Sales Tax
>
> Watercraft Registration Tax
>
> Well Permit Tax
>
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> Income Tax
>
> Everything Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???
>
> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
>
> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>
> We had absolutely no national debt...
>
> We had the largest middle class in the world..
>
> and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>
> What happened?
>
> Can you spell 'politicians!'