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pinhead
02-02-2009, 05:18 PM
What the hell happened to her? She looks like a porky now :(
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purelife
02-02-2009, 05:21 PM
Holy Shit you sure its not chopped
pinhead
02-02-2009, 05:22 PM
No, I took it off a legit news site. MSN I believe.
Ritch
02-02-2009, 05:55 PM
She looks horrible and I don`t mind bigger girls. She`s just not made to carry size on her body. The belt worn in the upper waist area has to be one of the worst fashion trends of late, especially if your chunky. Absolutley horrible. She`s well on her way to a big ol FUPA (fat upper pussy area)
Bowlcut
02-02-2009, 06:03 PM
Maybe if actually dressed like her bank account she wouldn't look half bad. Instead she looks like she put on her Walmart jeans and a belt she raided from Marsha Brady's closet.
xxSCHiSMxx
02-02-2009, 07:03 PM
I'm thinking some kinda of publicity stunt. She's a D-Lister, that's getting far too much attention for gaining some weight. You know she's lovin' it.
How long before she's in new reality shit show, trying to lose weight. When will she be pimping some fat loss product.
She maybe fat, but I'd still hit it.
its funny how the modern media has completely f*cked up our perspective on the female body. she is pretty far from being FAT, she is obviously heavier than she has ever been as far as we know, but she is nowhere near unhealthily fat (looking). gotta love the brutal scrutiny celebrities face on a daily basis. im not arguing with it though, they can afford the best in meals and trainers, there is no reason why they should ever be out of shape IMO.
Big D
02-02-2009, 07:49 PM
its funny how the modern media has completely f*cked up our perspective on the female body. she is pretty far from being FAT, she is obviously heavier than she has ever been as far as we know, but she is nowhere near unhealthily fat (looking). gotta love the brutal scrutiny celebrities face on a daily basis. im not arguing with it though, they can afford the best in meals and trainers, there is no reason why they should ever be out of shape IMO.
good post man, i tottaly agree
69challenger
02-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Don't give a fuuuuuudge what size Jess is, or anyone else for that matter. NO ONE should wear MOM JEANS. When did this become popular, and WHY? It is NEVER a good idea to (a)pull your jeans up to your tatas and then (b)belt it.
Jessica Simpson could gain thirty MORE pounds, and as long as she never wears those damn FUPA-inducing, high-waisted, ugly ass jeans again, no one will care.
flapjack
02-02-2009, 07:54 PM
I honestly don't think it's her...just someone that looks similar.
slick rick
02-02-2009, 07:58 PM
She'll always be Daisy Duke to me. I LOVE YOU FAT JESSICA. Do you think now that she is heavier I might have a shot??
physique
02-02-2009, 08:33 PM
this is old news. its definately her. and she still looks good to me. her outfit though isnt doing her any justice
Amoral
02-02-2009, 09:32 PM
She`s well on her way to a big ol FUPA (fat upper pussy area)
aka Gunt? Lol
rated_rko
02-02-2009, 09:55 PM
meh she looks fine still hasnt entered beast territory
warlock
02-02-2009, 11:02 PM
Unless it is a marketing plot.
Get fat!
Get attention, take aderal and work out like mad and live on a liquid diet for 2 months.
Sell the book, the diet, go to Oprah and have a new cd out = a few more millions.
This girl has always been addicted to attention and made good usage of the media, I can't believe that she would ever be out in public looking like that if not to be noticed.;)
ezturbo
02-02-2009, 11:44 PM
Maybe if actually dressed like her bank account she wouldn't look half bad. Instead she looks like she put on her Walmart jeans and a belt she raided from Marsha Brady's closet.
lmao!
waderow
02-02-2009, 11:57 PM
i would let her do whatever she wanted to do to me. golden shower? no problemo.
just no poopy stuff
Unless it is a marketing plot.
Get fat!
Get attention, take aderal and work out like mad and live on a liquid diet for 2 months.
Sell the book, the diet, go to Oprah and have a new cd out = a few more millions.
This girl has always been addicted to attention and made good usage of the media, I can't believe that she would ever be out in public looking like that if not to be noticed.;)
It worked for Britney.
macka
03-02-2009, 09:22 AM
It worked for Britney.
Funny and True Bam K for you
BigDane
03-02-2009, 10:59 AM
Apparently Romo enjoys a good gunt
Bowlcut
03-02-2009, 12:36 PM
Apparently Romo enjoys a good gunt
He should dump her and say it was because she was fat.
MuSuLPhReAk
03-02-2009, 04:44 PM
Meh, it's winter, she's just in her off season :D
Still pretty to me.
Kronis
03-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Meh, it's winter, she's just in her off season :D
Still pretty to me.
Dude, it's cool if you like to **** fat chicks. I know guys that like to **** fat chicks...when drunk.
trainharder
03-02-2009, 04:48 PM
Meh, it's winter, she's just in her off season :D
Still pretty to me.
Exactly..the girl is bulking.
She'll start cutting shortly and look great by beach season.
MuSuLPhReAk
03-02-2009, 04:52 PM
Dude, it's cool if you like to **** fat chicks. I know guys that like to **** fat chicks...when drunk.
I'd do her sober :lick:puff
Kronis
03-02-2009, 04:54 PM
I'd do her sober :lick:puff
You're on test, doesn't count.
NorthOf60
03-02-2009, 06:34 PM
I would do her any day of the week - fat or skinny.
varking
03-02-2009, 06:37 PM
she hot its like when you see that girl from hight school who was hot and she is fat now just isn`t right
UkrainianGuy
14-07-2009, 02:10 AM
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wolverine
14-07-2009, 10:42 AM
I would bang her for sure, if I was single that is!!:sex
LIVEHARD
15-07-2009, 01:23 AM
Cock and kids will ruin a super star every time just ask Brittany
hommes
16-07-2009, 01:47 AM
wtf happened to her.
hommes
16-07-2009, 01:48 AM
damn she used to be hot as a jelopeno
Mastagon
16-07-2009, 03:39 AM
its funny how the modern media has completely f*cked up our perspective on the female body. she is pretty far from being FAT, she is obviously heavier than she has ever been as far as we know, but she is nowhere near unhealthily fat (looking). gotta love the brutal scrutiny celebrities face on a daily basis. im not arguing with it though, they can afford the best in meals and trainers, there is no reason why they should ever be out of shape IMO.
I totally disagree. That fatty could stand to lose 95lb at least. God.
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