Idiot Buddy

[nitrous]

so a buddy of mine i dont work out with and dont even hang out with that often but still a close buddy went out with me and some other people last night.. tells me "today i started my first cycle" so i'm curious of course and ask him what he is doing.. he is old enough like 27 but he really hasnt been working out long enough.. he is about 5 inches taller than me and weighs 15lbs less than me.. so nowhere near his limit.. and here is what he is planning on doing

week 1-8 100mg dbol ed
week 1-8 50mg tbol ed
week 2-8 50mg var ed

i was like you have to be joking.. that is the worst cycle i have ever even seen.. i should have asked him about pct but i forgot cuz i was so in shock about what he was doing.. i'm like i dont even know where to begin to improve that.. why arent you injecting and he gives me an excuse about having to fly a lot for his work and didnt wanna take he gear with him and im like well you are gonna be taking pills anyways and you arent leaving the country so i dont think it would be as big of a deal.. but he is really wanting to do it.. i said since you are already on dbol and tbol just cut out the var and cut the dbol at least in half but he is too stubborn and not gonna listen.. his liver is gonna love him

[Big D]

lol reminds me of my friends back when we were in college. they make it seem like they know everything. they're just idiots

[gustavo77]

Next time you see him, tell him to get blood work done after this monstrosity of a cycle and see what his stupidity did to his organs.

[Descimus]

dont worry after 3 week is stomach will hate him soo much that he will stop. Beeing unable to eat food because of stomach discomfort doesnt go well weight training..

[#8]

im on that same cycle right now except mine is gonna go for 45 weeks at double those doses. I drink heavily every weekend and my PCT is 5 grams of tribulus ED for 2 weeks. Im hoping on putting on 100 lbs of lean mass and keeping 98 lbs of it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

[gicantor]

im on that same cycle right now except mine is gonna go for 45 weeks at double those doses. I drink heavily every weekend and my PCT is 5 grams of tribulus ED for 2 weeks. Im hoping on putting on 100 lbs of lean mass and keeping 98 lbs of it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

Just throw in some T-bomb with that PCT and your solid. lol.

[nitrous]

dont worry after 3 week is stomach will hate him soo much that he will stop. Beeing unable to eat food because of stomach discomfort doesnt go well weight training..

i hope that happens.. will save his body some torture

and yeah some blood work would definitely do this kid some good.. doubt he will take that advice though

[Dk]

WOW finally a nice solid template i can base my next cycle off of.

i think im gonna replace the var with drol though.

[Seth]

he's missing some oral winny in there

[420]

lets not forget to add some m1t. Killer stack. count me in.

[nitrous]

i hear some halo would be good for the liver too

[tex]

where's the cheque drops in there?

[xxSCHiSMxx]

Show your buddy this thread. Maybe get him to join CBB, and get the opinions of many.

[z83]

wheres the oral tren ???

[nitrous]

Show your buddy this thread. Maybe get him to join CBB, and get the opinions of many.

lol ya i think i might

[Descimus]

Actually i see nothing wrong with the cycle, i would just do my pct in one of those shady country where you can buy a liver transplant for cheap..

[javin86]

he's missing some oral winny in there

can I drink teh winztrol?

[hugh mungus]

better get on the organ donor list.....if he makes it that long. Hope you set him straight.

[knockyouout]

smack this man in the face.

[O-Train]

Wait a sec, you're 5'6'' 165...that makes him 5' 11'' 150lbs?! I'm baffled.

[nitrous]

Wait a sec, you're 5'6'' 165...that makes him 5' 11'' 150lbs?! I'm baffled.

lol yes i know he shouldnt be touching gear let alone that stack..

[Dk]

Wait a sec, you're 5'6'' 165...that makes him 5' 11'' 150lbs?! I'm baffled.

which is EXACTLY why he needs all this gear.

brah is gonna get hyyyyuuuuuuge

[varking]

Got to love guys like this **** me stupid stupid stupid

[quebecbulk]

Well if I was 150 @ 5.11 I sure as hell wouldn't inject myself. The thought of an 1.5 inch needle poking it's was thru one of my skinny ass limbs would just be to much to handle..

[NorthOf60]

Tell him to check and see if his parents/siblings or donor matches, cause he is going to need them. Plus tell him to tie a string around his balls cause that is the only way he is going to find them later. If you can't convince him to change it, then try and talk him into using Liv52 and Milk Thistle while on it and after. Might save a bit of his liver. Also suggest PCT.

[nitrous]

i just sent him a link to this thread lol

[gsxr750]

Good. Tell him to sign up and start doing some studying. :)

[tyler_durden]

Quite the list you have there now, Dbol, Tbol, Var, Abombs, Oral winny, Oral tren, Cheque drops, M1T, Halo and some Tribulus for the PCT. Oh I forgot the new Liver