question about bodybuilding and builders

[pipes]

hey guys, pipes here from TO.
i am new the the bodybuilding world, but have been working out for a while. 6'1, 230. 8%

i am 24, and have been lifting weights for 10 years. After reading a lot on bolex, I began my first cycle abour 6 weeks ago...and WOW.
I am a monster, and stoked!

Problem... I dont know much about bodybuilders and the sport.
I have this friend who In the gym, was talking with a bodybuilder, and he was telling me about the dangers of prostate cancer on roids.
My friend has heard that before, and was interested in what he had to say. He said daily exams and massage is required to avoid the big C.
So he started giving me exams, and taught me how to give him exams, and massages.

My question is... is this normal. I want to be healthy, and value his knowledge, but it seems at times that it is sexual in nature my friend says.

He gives my friend daily exams and my friend gives him daily exams. I will admit, no cancer yet which is great.
So do most of you health conscious guys give prostate exams and massages? How often to each other?
How long does it take? Ours take about 20 minutes each.
I guess I should go to the doctor and get one to compare. I don't know. I am lost.

the procedure we do is:


obviously drop pants, and bend over

the examiner lubes up, and lubes the anus this takes about 5 minutes to avoid pain he said and to get the lube to body temperature

he then would insert a finger, and wiggle his finger for about 10 minutes or so to examine, and massage

the massaging is to force out toxins and usually ejaculation occurs. i suppose the bonus of the exam (not gay btw)

then he would wipe down and then my friend would examine him.

any thoughts?

[waderow]

jesus.

[L3]

ok which one of you jokers is responsible...imo could have pulled it off if it wasnt for the 'procedure'

[natenator]

lmao

this is a good one lol

[Big D]

hahahhahahaha nice

[#8]

lol......i almost believed this for a sec....

[natenator]

almost as good as the guy who pinned his chocolate starfish lol

[champcar99]

Nice first post funny guy...lol...lol...

[Big D]

i think his friend hes tlaking about is Mr.o :p

[champcar99]

that makes sence.....:hu

[RagingRandy]

Looks like Mr. O is trolling for "friends" again.

[420]

Hilarious first post hahah

[pinhead]

lol

[nisser]

well I got a boner

[Ritch]

ya had me too... Welcome to CBB!

[canadianmuscle0803]

Lmao..

[Descimus]

Bro i would sue him hes not wearing glove

[waderow]

okay, bro. i don't know for sure, as i wasn't there, but i have a bad feeling you're being diddled. here's what you do. next examination, mid way through, look back and make eye contact. keep this eye contact as long as it takes to come to your conclusion.... you will know if this is diddling or not likely after a few seconds of eye contact....

gag

[Houstonbc]

"diddling" LOL

[Van Zan]

pipes whe need more funny story like this ...

[waderow]

what ever happened to pipes

[Gettin'r'round]

Who was the guy who wrote those funny gym stories like 7/8yrs ago?? Funny as hell.

[Van Zan]

Like this one?

Went to McDonald's- COPS CALLED!! WTF?!

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Brothers,

Lately, I have been having problems with my temper. As I outlined in 'Roid Rage' I had an incident at Church which really made me wonder- am I indeed a bit edgy?
Lately, at McDonald's, another distressing incident occurred.

The other evening, after finishing a brutal workout, Nobby and I staggered out of the gym. Bent bars, snapped cables, holes in the floor from where a bar loaded with 800 pounds had been dropped off of my back at the end of a set of squats, all indicated that truly Herculean efforts had been made by Nobby and I. Time for the post workout meal!
The only way to get in the 15 000 calories we each needed to make our unfeasibly large muscles even more humongous was to eat McDonald's food- and lots of it.
The line up at McDonald's was frightening. Nobby and I entered, and he commented on the crowd. "Watch and learn, Nobby old chap" I remarked, and then I shoved my way up to the front of the line, elbowing ribs, tossing folk aside, and glaring down those who grumbled, before triumphantly reaching the counter. Nobby followed, chain in hand, lest any troublemakers try to protest. "We have to eat NOW, Nobby...our muscles are shrinking, for God's sake!" I cried.
There, working behind the counter mopping the floor, was - none other than- Marvin, the Down's Syndrome fellow from the gym! (see the post 'I helped out handicapped bros at the gym) "Marvin!" I cried.
Marvin looked at us, and began saying hello repeatedly. Just then the cashier addressed me-
"Good evening, Sir, and what can I get you?" the cashier asked.
"Everything you have" I snarled.
"Excuse me, Sir? Everything? I don't understand...."
"EVERYTHING!!!" I roared, gesturing to the entire array of hamburgers, fries, pies, etc., in front of us. "And make it ****ING quick, sunshine" I sneered. Nobby's glare persuaded the terrified boy to quickly begin piling every piece of food in sight onto trays- heaps of various burgers, pies, scoops and scoops of fries...etc, etc. Nobby leaned over and whispered to Marvin "Oi, Marhvin, 'urt the bahstads!". Marvin heard the order, and made a point of snatching food off of other employees, screaming 'Gimme it, you ****in bashtad!", punching them in the face, and putting it squarely on trays meant for Nobby and I!

The waiting was too much for Nobby, and he grabbed a 'Happy Meal' from the hands of a little boy and wolfed down the contents- not even bothering to unwrap the hamburger. As the young lad sniffled, I reprimanded Nobby "You bastard! Get the child something to make him feel better!". Nobby lumbered over to the plastic 'Happy Meal' toy display case, showing all 5 toys available to be collected, punched a hole in it, ripped it off the wall and handed the young lad the 5 toys that had been displayed within. He then back-hand smacked a lady in the face, snatched her take-out bag, and handed it to the happy lad. "Well done, Nobby- your kindness indeed overrunneth!" I commended him.

Our food took 5 or 6 trips to bring it all to the 3 tables we occupied, and soon we were eating our way through a mountain of food, stopping occasionally to take a swig of whiskey from the bottle I had brought in under my coat.
Some time later, our hands shaking in effort to force feed ourselves, we finally managed to eat the last bit of food. I stood up, and reeled back- well, it wouldn't be the first time I had eaten until I was sick, but brothers, we Warriors suffer the pain!
As Nobby and I staggered out, the manager called us over. "Gentlemen, we just can't have you coming in here next time and..." he wasn't quite finished when, with a "'BLAAAARRRRGGHH!!!" I vomited all over him and, staggering over to the front counter, vomited all over it as well! I needed to replace those lost calories, and seizing a tray of french fries, I threw down a few bills and headed out.
The manager followed us, informing us that he had called the police, and was quickly silenced by a smack across the face from Nobby's trusted, rusty, motorbike chain. As we headed to the Rolls Royce, Marvin burst out of the front door, brandishing a mop, and, screaming, began beating the manager with it.

As we drove off, several police cars pulled in to the McDonald's parking lot, and in the rear-view mirror I noticed several officers surrounding Marvin, and began working him over with their nightsticks, in a beating not seen since the Rodney King video!

Brothers- is it me- or those McDonald's employees? Aside from Marvin, what an insolent, lazy bunch of punks they are.

[Mr Ontario]

Fack both you :)


Looks like Mr. O is trolling for "friends" again.

[Van Zan]

br1058
Middle Weight

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Location: NY

Disposing Used Needles In The River Post #1

Now all us "vets" know that every once in a while we need to get rid of our used needles, but we don't want to just throw them away in our regular garbage which is dangerous and unsanitary!

So, we all have our own little secret waste sites; Mine is this quiet, peaceful little river that I often use a personal sanctuary to reflect on what I have accomplished. It is nestled behind an Elementary school out in the middle of No Man's Land.

So yesterday morning, I got up early around 11:30AM and packed up a pallet's worth of my old needles from my last 22-week cycle and drove on down to the riverbank. I had filled a few laundry baskets full of needles, bloody tissues, bandaids, and broken ampules but made sure to wrap them in big Hefty bags so the Danger-Factor would be eliminated.

I sat there for a while smoking some cigarettes just marveling at the calmness.

Then, I grabbed the bags out of the laundry basket and heaved them into the water. Then...a problem.

One of the Hefty bags split wide open and the contents spilled all over the grass. This isolated river is only about 30 feet from the fenced-in playground where the toddlers swing on the monkey bars. I became afraid that a child may decide to open the gate on the fence to investigate the contimated abundance of dangerous materials I had decided to leave there. I mean, I wasn't about to pick this stuff up - what if I stuck myself with a dirty needle? I figured the school janitors were experienced waste management pee-ons so they could handle this little mess! Then, I came to my senses and became relieved that a child knows better NOT to open the fence because the riverbank could be a hazard.

My only concern now is what if someone catches on to my dump site? Where does everyone else throw their dirty needles when they are used? You can't just walk into a hospital and submit these hazards! Any help is much appreciated!

[Dk]

what ever happened to pipes

what do you know, look who bumped the 3 month old thread about diddling

[waderow]

^ i dont think it fair that i am being labelled.... you get finger banged ONE TIME, and all of a sudden youre this huge prostate massage guy...

if anything i blame the girl who took advantage of a young impressionable man like myself when I was very drunk

[icey_boi]

LMFAO

[icey_boi]

^ i dont think it fair that i am being labelled.... you get finger banged ONE TIME, and all of a sudden youre this huge prostate massage guy...

if anything i blame the girl who took advantage of a young impressionable man like myself when I was very drunk


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HoliTheCat]

^ i dont think it fair that i am being labelled.... you get finger banged ONE TIME, and all of a sudden youre this huge prostate massage guy...

if anything i blame the girl who took advantage of a young impressionable man like myself when I was very drunk

wtf? you had your hoop banged? tell me!! was it rad?

[waderow]

i was very drunk and had a marathon night with this girl in cancun, and then she said she wanted to play with me.
Coincidentally there was talk on CBB at that time about getting diddled, and I though ...**** why not and then i can tell the guys about my experience.
So i made her use the whole thing of lube and then she commenced to perform fellatio on me and then she inserted her pointer finger in to my anus. It actually was very uncomfortable, and it even actually hurt a bit when she was stroking it.... I told her just to wiggle it not pump it, and then a magical thing happened. All of a sudden you get this electric feeling in your erect penis from somewhere deep, and before you know it you are having a very powerful long orgasm.
Highly recommended.

[Dk]

i was very drunk and had a marathon night with this girl in cancun, and then she said she wanted to play with me.
Coincidentally there was talk on CBB at that time about getting diddled, and I though ...**** why not and then i can tell the guys about my experience.
So i made her use the whole thing of lube and then she commenced to perform fellatio on me and then she inserted her pointer finger in to my anus. It actually was very uncomfortable, and it even actually hurt a bit when she was stroking it.... I told her just to wiggle it not pump it, and then a magical thing happened. All of a sudden you get this electric feeling in your erect penis from somewhere deep, and before you know it you are having a very powerful long orgasm.
Highly recommended.

haha how did she react when you told her to empty a keg of lube onto your hole and shove it in

[waderow]

it was her idea... i just stressed the need for more lube

[Dk]

it was her idea... i just stressed the need for more lube

and you say this girl was in mexico.

did you happen to get her name and where she sleeps?

a list of her fears would be nice to

[natenator]

and you say this girl was in mexico.

did you happen to get her name and where she sleeps?

a list of her fears would be nice to
nah. It was really a Tiawana donkey show and that wasn't her finger... lol

[waderow]

lol funny you mention a donkey. as there was a hazy night involving me, a donkey named Pancho, and two chicks from across the hall. i have a great pic

[Dk]

lol funny you mention a donkey. as there was a hazy night involving me, a donkey named Pancho, and two chicks from across the hall. i have a great pic

i read pic, i didnt see a pic. wtf is this 1943 germany?

Post it pic nazi

[Ongeau]

unbelievable........

grown up!!:moon