A good laugh.

[Staffie111]

Something I found on another board that was really funny, if its true.
http://www.discoverbodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2282

[Kronis]

that's amazing. The person that message is to deserved every part.

[faller]

Lol that was priceless!

[pinhead]

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)

Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I
hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You
also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come

across this message. I'd like to apologize.


I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you

took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just

bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just
picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?
It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?


I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever

you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.
I'm
sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your

buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of
calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell,
and
explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your
card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go
Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet

itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your

bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the

line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I
don't
know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut
off
your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's

office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did
this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you.
I'm
sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out.
I'd
like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand
did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for

not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm

hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you

might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do

lunch and laundry. Peace!
- Alex

[waderow]

as far as I am concerned, concealed weapons permits should be available everywhere.

I can only hope that this story is true LOL

[#8]

LOL. God bless America.