How Tequila Works

[turboturist]

Pretty Accurate, :)

[Seth]

Could you imagine waking up next to a fat cow like that? I get shivers down my spine just thinking about it...

[jsv22]

that's scary as hell lol
i'm never drinking again,

-jsv

[rated_rko]

yeah have u noticed that all the ugly chicks leave clubs when ur drinking?

[champcar99]

thats funny shit....how many times has it happen to you where you compromiced and picked up a "undesireable" during a night of drinking ....

Spill it.....lol

[#8]

Could you imagine waking up next to a fat cow like that? I get shivers down my spine just thinking about it...

Hey, I bet she has a great personality...

[champcar99]

yeah have u noticed that all the ugly chicks leave clubs when ur drinking?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....

[champcar99]

Hey, I bet she has a great personality...

"I'd like you too meet my friend she's really nice"

[Born2Juice4Ever]

OMG don't you dare remind me;;;;;;the nights at Maxwells, or at Loan Stars---hell yes baby.....I remember those days---wtf just last weekend :D :D

I love tequila---it make things easier...in times of war...any trench will do...

B2J

[pinhead]

lol

[purelife]

that is so true

[Born2Juice4Ever]

that is so true

You speak with certanty purelife, this concerns me tremendously--PM me let's talk this out. I am here for you.
You don't need to be alone...people make mistakes...wait! YOU made a mistake LOL


B2J

[waderow]

great picture! how could you be any more accurate in depicting the late night loss of morals and lowered expectations

[UkrainianGuy]

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[turboturist]

I always lmao at that one. Jim Brewer I think?

[Durk]

Alright I shall be first to tell my story. I call this Tale of the Ditch Pig.

So I was drinking at the bar with a couple of buddies, and there was this large group of mostly hot girls I approached them, and told them that I was a stripper from Niagra Falls, and they were somehow dumb enough to believe me. For some reason I then started to drink very heavy, and the rest of the night was a blur. My friends left with all the hot girls, and left me with the fatty as a joke. The last thing that I remember was this fat beast giving me a hand job on the side of the road. I started to sober up, and panicked wondering how I was going to lose this cow. An angel must have been watching over me that night because in the middle of my handjob the fatty tripped into a steep ditch. I saw this as my opportunity and started to walk away. I swear I could here her screaming for help for almost 2 blocks. The next morning she crawled her way out, and told the bar tender that she woke up in a ditch and didnt know how she got there. From this day on me and my friends now call her the ditch pig lol

[waderow]

^^ I would have got the hand job LOL a BJ actually.

Who am i kidding, I would have nailed her. No one would ever have known LOL

[UkrainianGuy]

I always lmao at that one. Jim Brewer I think?



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[champcar99]

^^ I would have got the hand job LOL a BJ actually.

Who am i kidding, I would have nailed her. No one would ever have known LOL

I am with ya on that bro

[macka]

tequila will make a wingman out of anyone

[macka]

Alright I shall be first to tell my story. I call this Tale of the Ditch Pig.

So I was drinking at the bar with a couple of buddies, and there was this large group of mostly hot girls I approached them, and told them that I was a stripper from Niagra Falls, and they were somehow dumb enough to believe me. For some reason I then started to drink very heavy, and the rest of the night was a blur. My friends left with all the hot girls, and left me with the fatty as a joke. The last thing that I remember was this fat beast giving me a hand job on the side of the road. I started to sober up, and panicked wondering how I was going to lose this cow. An angel must have been watching over me that night because in the middle of my handjob the fatty tripped into a steep ditch. I saw this as my opportunity and started to walk away. I swear I could here her screaming for help for almost 2 blocks. The next morning she crawled her way out, and told the bar tender that she woke up in a ditch and didnt know how she got there. From this day on me and my friends now call her the ditch pig lol

truth time Durk, you nailed her in said ditch.

[Durk]

I will tell you like I have to tell my doucebag friends every week I did not **** the ditch pig!!!!!

[purelife]

thats what they all say :rofl


QUOTE=Durk;125315]I will tell you like I have to tell my doucebag friends every week I did not **** the ditch pig!!!!![/QUOTE]

[waderow]

i would have been like "wow, you fell in the ditch....whats this??? you cant get out??? here...Uncle Wade will help you hehehheheehe as I undo my zipper"

[NorthOf60]

I just try to remember if they don't look like a goddess to me when I am drunk then don't go near them. If they just look hot, means they are a pig. Works most of the time. LOL.

[Juicy_brucy]

i'm the opposite... :( the more drunk i get, the more obnoxious i become...