faller
13-01-2009, 06:38 PM
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a
few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to
play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?'
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 note,
and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone;
he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to
all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and
hands her $500.
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks,
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a
few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to
play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?'
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 note,
and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone;
he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to
all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and
hands her $500.
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks,
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.