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Lykalotopus

13-01-2009, 04:38 PM

Was sitting here bored, eating my 3rd serving of veggies today & started to wonder...

If you were to eat a perfect caloric diet & perfect portion diet, since shit is a waste product, would it be possible to never shit again?

discuss

gsxr750

13-01-2009, 04:39 PM

That's how girls do it!!

gustavo77

13-01-2009, 04:43 PM

Ahh no, it does not work that way. Fiber will not digest fully, so it will always "pass through". Also there are many toxins produced in the body, byproducts of metabolism, protein digestion etc, that need to be excreted or you'll die.

warlock

13-01-2009, 04:45 PM

Not really but if you stick a cork up there you can shit only once a week on Saturdays right before the shower.

That's what I do

Felinecougar

13-01-2009, 04:45 PM

Fiber would have to pass eventually.

Even babies who are totally nursed have by product. Shit happens!

waderow

13-01-2009, 04:47 PM

That's how girls do it!!

this is true. or at the most...a little baby rabbit turd that smells like potpourie

gustavo77

13-01-2009, 04:51 PM

this is true. or at the most...a little baby rabbit turd that smells like potpourie

Now that's just sick. Girls are so gross...:ne

waderow

13-01-2009, 04:58 PM

Now that's just sick. Girls are so gross...:ne

My ex GF was taking some kind of medication, that caused her to shit like a man on a dirty bulk.

I had to charismatically ask her to make sure the toilet flushed all the way.

I said "hey sweetie, I never told you but i have water saving toilets. for number 1, a standard flush, but number 2's need to hold the handle down for about 5-10 seconds."

gsxr750

13-01-2009, 04:59 PM

Hopefully her starfish was pink, I don't think i'd be able to handle it if it was a dark one knowing she was dropping oil slicks.. is that why she's your ex?

waderow

13-01-2009, 05:01 PM

Hopefully her starfish was pink, I don't think i'd be able to handle it if it was a dark one knowing she was dropping oil slicks.. is that why she's your ex?

lol it was a factor.

wasn't it you who recommended crest white strips for brown stars?

champcar99

13-01-2009, 05:05 PM

lol it was a factor.

wasn't it you who recommended crest white strips for brown stars?

too funny..HAHAHAHA

Lykalotopus

13-01-2009, 05:23 PM

too funny..HAHAHAHA

GOLD

Rhinobolt10

13-01-2009, 10:28 PM

Umm... my buddy's in the military, and he's told me when he's out on course, eating the MRE's?? he won't shit at all.

Actually I can't remember, but he's told me he's not shit for weeks sometimes.

nisser

13-01-2009, 10:52 PM

O-Train

14-01-2009, 12:14 AM

Umm... my buddy's in the military, and he's told me when he's out on course, eating the MRE's?? he won't shit at all.

Actually I can't remember, but he's told me he's not shit for weeks sometimes.

Probably constipated from dehydration. They can bind you up but it never happened to me like you describe. I can't imagine not taking a dump for that long. (I remember them being called IMP's, some of them are pretty good).

physique

14-01-2009, 12:25 AM

changing the topic a tad., do u guys shit everyday? 2 times or more?

i amn lucky to shit twice a week. and i eat a ton of fibre and vegies. when i do go i am in there for 20-40 minutes.

O-Train

14-01-2009, 12:34 AM

changing the topic a tad., do u guys shit everyday? 2 times or more?

i amn lucky to shit twice a week. and i eat a ton of fibre and vegies. when i do go i am in there for 20-40 minutes.

Usually 3-5x/day. Sometimes twice even before I go to work. I guess I'm full of shit...

NorthOf60

14-01-2009, 01:50 AM

Usually 3-5x/day. Sometimes twice even before I go to work. I guess I'm full of shit...

I'm in the same boat man. I can't keep TP in my house, but I do get a lot of reading done. My worse fear is that if there is a hell and I go there that my punishment will be that I will be hells toilet to make up for all the torture I have put toilets through.