View Full Version : **** you january
nisser
12-01-2009, 11:22 PM
and **** all the fatties too; quit already.
/rant off
turboturist
12-01-2009, 11:23 PM
and **** all the fatties too; quit already.
/rant off
Somebodies gym a little busy?
waderow
12-01-2009, 11:29 PM
its been real hard at my gym i had a little temper tantrum today and loudly moved some guys shit the **** out of my way.
i jumped on the power rack today, and before I even started, some 75 pound kids are asking me "how many more sets?" i replied, lots.
then, I dont know about you guys, but my sense of smell increases on roids, and maybe hgh. dont know what causes it but I smell every fat **** in the gym, and i am at witts end. I cant take it anymore. One more cheese smelling fat **** gives me a wiff of his unwiped ass I am going to freak.
My cardio yesterday... you sign up for bikes and shit at my gym, so I did, and then ran the track first. 3 minuted before i was to jump on my bike some ****ing fag goes on my bike, and rips off the pedal straps and throws them. I stopped on the track, and walked over to the guy, and informed him of gym sign up rules, and then asked him to "put my ****ing straps back on". So the dumb **** did, but backwards. He went on the bike next to me, and when I got to my bike after a couple more laps, i looked at the straps, looked at the guy and couldn't control myself. I asked him "are you a ****ing retard?" he left.
the only positive note is the girls. I have been really enjoying myself in that aspect.
Ritch
12-01-2009, 11:31 PM
It`s weird in my gym there is not alot of these people. Maybe it`s because I don`t train at peak times, I don`t see them. But yeah that sucks.
Ritch
12-01-2009, 11:34 PM
its been real hard at my gym i had a little temper tantrum today and loudly moved some guys shit the **** out of my way.
i jumped on the power rack today, and before I even started, some 75 pound kids are asking me "how many more sets?" i replied, lots.
then, I dont know about you guys, but my sense of smell increases on roids, and maybe hgh. dont know what causes it but I smell every fat **** in the gym, and i am at witts end. I cant take it anymore. One more cheese smelling fat **** gives me a wiff of his unwiped ass I am going to freak.
My cardio yesterday... you sign up for bikes and shit at my gym, so I did, and then ran the track first. 3 minuted before i was to jump on my bike some ****ing fag goes on my bike, and rips off the pedal straps and throws them. I stopped on the track, and walked over to the guy, and informed him of gym sign up rules, and then asked him to "put my ****ing straps back on". So the dumb **** did, but backwards. He went on the bike next to me, and when I got to my bike after a couple more laps, i looked at the straps, looked at the guy and couldn't control myself. I asked him "are you a ****ing retard?" he left.
the only positive note is the girls. I have been really enjoying myself in that aspect.
That post made me laugh man! "are you a retard?" Ha!
gustavo77
12-01-2009, 11:40 PM
its been real hard at my gym i had a little temper tantrum today and loudly moved some guys shit the **** out of my way.
i jumped on the power rack today, and before I even started, some 75 pound kids are asking me "how many more sets?" i replied, lots.
then, I dont know about you guys, but my sense of smell increases on roids, and maybe hgh. dont know what causes it but I smell every fat **** in the gym, and i am at witts end. I cant take it anymore. One more cheese smelling fat **** gives me a wiff of his unwiped ass I am going to freak.
My cardio yesterday... you sign up for bikes and shit at my gym, so I did, and then ran the track first. 3 minuted before i was to jump on my bike some ****ing fag goes on my bike, and rips off the pedal straps and throws them. I stopped on the track, and walked over to the guy, and informed him of gym sign up rules, and then asked him to "put my ****ing straps back on". So the dumb **** did, but backwards. He went on the bike next to me, and when I got to my bike after a couple more laps, i looked at the straps, looked at the guy and couldn't control myself. I asked him "are you a ****ing retard?" he left.
the only positive note is the girls. I have been really enjoying myself in that aspect.
Tren is not good for you...lol...
Houstonbc
12-01-2009, 11:51 PM
haha that reminds me of myself waderow
you are on tren right now too arent you haha
faller
13-01-2009, 12:35 AM
I asked him "are you a ****ing retard?" he left.
the only positive note is the girls. I have been really enjoying myself in that aspect.
LMFAO!!! That is too sweet!!! :laugh
Guess all the fat chicks are going to my gym :(
Felinecougar
13-01-2009, 01:21 AM
Jan 1 our gym had a one cent sign up fee. They signed up 65 of these geeks in one day!
Remember it's those New Years Resolutioners who will be no longer be around in a few months.........but their monthly payments will keep rolling in the rest of the year, keep our gyms cash flow going and the doors open.
I keep a smiley faced towel on my bench if I should walk away from it. I need one that says, "F..ken touch this bench and U DIE Newby!
How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six.
One to change it and the other 5 to yell out ‘you look ****ing huge dude!’
gustavo77
13-01-2009, 02:31 AM
How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six.
One to change it and the other 5 to yell out ‘you look ****ing huge dude!’
Hahaha...i like that one...
My gym was packed,but by Feb it will be dead again.So just wait out the month,and look for hot chicks haha.
Ritch
13-01-2009, 11:28 AM
I should have guessed the punch line to that joke Diana, good one!
MoooBaby
14-01-2009, 03:23 AM
Luckily I go to a fairly hardcore gym, and we never seemed to get a huge rush of newbies. I was pretty surprised. Lots of used to be hardcores reminiscing but I think they'll be done soon. And if they aren't, then great cause most of them are decent to have around.
Nemko_Distribution
14-01-2009, 07:47 AM
i cant wait until i build my own gym in the basement......... no more bs
Roid-Monkey
14-01-2009, 09:40 AM
and **** all the fatties too; quit already.
/rant off lol amen brother! soon as i red your title i knew wut u were talking about. ****ing new years bullshit .. . it does bring in some hot chicks though :)
champcar99
14-01-2009, 09:56 AM
My gym at peak times is a ****ing daycare...little teeny poppers hanging around telling stories getting in your ****ing way...grrrr...side note like waderow said "the chicks" not many but more than before...some is better than none....
NorthOf60
14-01-2009, 12:36 PM
There hasn't been many new people at my Gym this year for Jan, come to think of it, the Gym has been quite all around. Maybe it's got something to do with the -40C outside for the last 3 weeks.
waderow
14-01-2009, 12:41 PM
yesterday was the first reasonable day. still sucked though.
had to ask a person to move out of my way in the mirror while doing shoulder press.
faller
14-01-2009, 12:47 PM
i cant wait until i build my own gym in the basement......... no more bs
That has it's up's and down's. I had a home gym a few years ago and it was ok, just got boreing. Also i found that i tended to push myself more in a gym atmophere. As annoying as a gym can get sometimes, there are a lot of good bro's there.
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