turboturist
09-01-2009, 11:12 AM
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During
the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this
had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian
and Jennifer than met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian
saying, 'Ev er since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll
send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take
the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that
one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ________
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that
read:
__________________________________________________ __
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the
fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her
own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
now.
Love, Mom
the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been
suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this
had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian
and Jennifer than met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian
saying, 'Ev er since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll
send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________ ________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take
the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that
one has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
__________________________________________________ ________
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that
read:
__________________________________________________ __
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the
fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her
own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
now.
Love, Mom