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LORDBLiTZ
30-12-2008, 12:23 AM
It's too late?

God i hate that. I had some TnT chicking wings the other day and thought i just had to fart. I pushed a little too hard.

Damn it! I messed my shorts at work. And i can't run very fast with a tool belt on.

Ritch
30-12-2008, 12:25 AM
The same thing happens to me when I eat burger king.

Seth
30-12-2008, 12:30 AM
Thanks for sharing that, I feel closer to you now ;)

physique
30-12-2008, 12:32 AM
lmao, god how i have missed your threads lordblitz.

one funny motherf*cker here guys

Descimus
30-12-2008, 01:04 AM
just put it back inside with your finger and turn over your short bro.. no big deal..

Felinecougar
30-12-2008, 01:16 AM
Like I said..I wished my GPS had a location finder for where I could act like a terrorist. Bombs left in Tim Hortons bathrooms are my calling cards.

BAM
30-12-2008, 08:21 AM
I have recently discovered that the act of sneezing whilst having a bowel movement is quite hard on at least one sphincter, possibly two.

gsxr750
30-12-2008, 08:53 AM
Coulda knocked a good 15 feet off your trip if you just dropped your deuce in a urinal..

macka
30-12-2008, 08:53 AM
blitzy discovered the dreaded shart

nisser
30-12-2008, 05:31 PM
this thread is just wrong

icey_boi
30-12-2008, 06:18 PM
blitzy discovered the dreaded shart

LMFAO

NorthOf60
30-12-2008, 09:43 PM
Prairie Dogging it.

macka
30-12-2008, 09:49 PM
Prairie Dogging it.

thats only if he makes it.

Mr Ontario
30-12-2008, 09:57 PM
I seen worse :)


this thread is just wrong