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cedric
02-12-2008, 05:59 PM
So I was at work today, came back from my lunch break and received a call from a client.

I picked up my phone and it stank SO BAD. I never smelled anything so foul in my life. I swear it smelled like someone put the whole phone up their anal cavity. I suspect it's the asshole that sits in the corner. For no reason the other day he accused me of stealing his stapler. He is big and scary and I think he was roid raging. My phone stinks, and now my face stinks too! I came home and my wife said I reek of bum!

What do I do?
Born2Juice4Ever
02-12-2008, 06:02 PM
Do the same thing he did to yours to his..what else can you do? Shove it right up there cedric...do it while he is out on HIS lunch break.



B2J
Boulderer77
02-12-2008, 06:06 PM
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Ritch
02-12-2008, 06:08 PM
Hmm....

http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4265

Beat me to it.
Ritch
02-12-2008, 06:15 PM
Hearing the word stapler reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCJCA6w1k5w
Redz
02-12-2008, 06:20 PM
Roid raging? lol
UkrainianGuy
02-12-2008, 06:36 PM
its called STINK PALMING... this occurs all over the place, specifically at bb'ing shows. Infact there is a group that are called the STINK PALMERS, who Brag about who they stink palmed. in a few movies this is described in detail, "ready to Rumble" for one...... stick their finger up their ass and then rub it on an object.

OR

wipe their ass with their hand and then hand shake people and or rub on items.

U BEEN STINK PALMED
physique
02-12-2008, 06:47 PM
its called STINK PALMING... this occurs all over the place, specifically at bb'ing shows. Infact there is a group that are called the STINK PALMERS, who Brag about who they stink palmed. in a few movies this is described in detail, "ready to Rumble" for one...... stick their finger up their ass and then rub it on an object.

OR

wipe their ass with their hand and then hand shake people and or rub on items.

U BEEN STINK PALMED


lmao. sounds like something Holisexx would do
Redz
02-12-2008, 06:54 PM
That is disgusting!
nisser
02-12-2008, 07:05 PM
lmao wtf
shithead
02-12-2008, 07:20 PM
That is the lowest of the low. If he did that you need to reprimand him in an unconventional, sneaky way.

Tell him you want to make amends, and that you'll go pick him up some lunch. Your treat.
UkrainianGuy
02-12-2008, 07:56 PM
u probably have to catch the person in the act. Otherwise it is here say. Tell the boss, only an email will be sent out, and perhaps may induce revenge.. to possibly a higher degree... lol. Get a co worker with a cam and film your desk when u walk away.

then play it for the boss
waderow
02-12-2008, 09:17 PM
you guys might think i am over reacting, but if someone did that to me, i would resort to violence..........or if i could overcome the urge to be violent, I would video tape me spunking into his coffee mug, or some other item that required contact with his mouth, then after a coule days I would email him a link to the vid from a safe-mail account.
BAM
02-12-2008, 09:27 PM
Revenge is definitely necessary in this case.

Its time to paint the mouthpiece of his telephone handset with your semen.
Ritch
02-12-2008, 10:33 PM
Revenge is definitely necessary in this case.

Its time to paint the mouthpiece of his telephone handset with your semen.


Wicked!
physique
03-12-2008, 01:51 AM
does megwell work for you?
Born2Juice4Ever
03-12-2008, 08:36 AM
Revenge is definitely necessary in this case.

Its time to paint the mouthpiece of his telephone handset with your semen.

YOU ARE ONE SICK MAN!!!:yeah:welc

I guess he would have to get a boner on the go, pull it out and yank that shit right at his desk>??

It's the only way around it...what if the guy comes back to his desk and sees you playing with yourself...got oil out for both??



B2J
Ritch
03-12-2008, 10:23 AM
YOU ARE ONE SICK MAN!!!:yeah:welc

I guess he would have to get a boner on the go, pull it out and yank that shit right at his desk>??

It's the only way around it...what if the guy comes back to his desk and sees you playing with yourself...got oil out for both??



B2J

No he could just wack off into an empty pill bottle at home to the pictures of that hot thick legged chick above, then use a Q-tip and begin application.
waderow
03-12-2008, 10:30 AM
No he could just wack off into an empty pill bottle at home to the pictures of that hot thick legged chick above, then use a Q-tip and begin application.

yes, i do believe that this method would be most effective. I can't imagine the embarrasment of getting caught chopping one down on a co-workers telephone mouthpiece in the office. I just can't imagine it.
Born2Juice4Ever
03-12-2008, 10:33 AM
No he could just wack off into an empty pill bottle at home to the pictures of that hot thick legged chick above, then use a Q-tip and begin application.


You're a sick!!:a+


waderow your work is cut out now...follow instructions and advance with the task at hand.



B2J
Ritch
03-12-2008, 10:37 AM
If he brings a lunch to work you could put some in his sandwhich! Then later ask him if he swallows.
waderow
03-12-2008, 10:37 AM
You're a sick!!:a+


waderow your work is cut out now...follow instructions and advance with the task at hand.



B2J

okay, i am on it.
cedric, pm your addy so i can mail you a pill bottle full of spunk.