Whats you excuse for having testi atrophy

[Dk]

Haha yah, i never really thought i'd care about it, but its getin to the point now where they are gettin small..really really small haha.

Anyway, if even anything, what do you say to a girl who doesnt know your on?

I was with someone last night and anytime she gave attention down there i was thinkin, "well sh*t" theres not much i can say except let her think i have peanut sized balls haha.

I ended up just ignoring it and diverting her attention away through other courses of action haha.

Doesnt matter anymore, just curious what you guys do in that situation:
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[ubcpower]

My buddy tells his girlfriend that whenever he gets an erection all the blood flows to his dick so much that his balls shrink up. Girls have no idea about the male anatomy and how we work. Another thing, the girl prob wont directly think "steroid monkey" immediately because the mainstream public have an absurd notion that bodybuilder's and people who use steroids have small balls AND dicks , so as long as your penis isnt 3' should be ok

[#8]

small balls make your dick appear larger in comparison.....small balls are good....for you clowns....not me obviously....i dont care.....*cough* awkward *cough*........

[gustavo77]

Get some HCG and that conversation will never come up...

[Seth]

"would you prefer a small shaft with big balls?" Just out of curiosity, just how small are we talking?

[Cartwright Cartwright]

Just tell them you have very small balls

[Mad-Bull]

small balls make your dick appear larger in comparison.....small balls are good....for you clowns....not me obviously....i dont care.....*cough* awkward *cough*........

hahahaha, ya real men Like us don't even have to be concerned with that eh Jersey!

[Dk]

the mainstream public have an absurd notion that bodybuilder's and people who use steroids have small balls AND dicks , so as long as your penis isnt 3' should be ok
hahah ya that girl thought this.
she asked me last night "why do you wanna be so big" and i just laughed and said im no where near as big as i wanna be.

So she said well how big do you wanna get, and i just said, well its still under decision, but i would have to do steroids to get as big as i wanna be(just to get a clue what her reaction was)

and her first reaction was whaaatt? but then your penis is going to shrink.

so then of course i went into defense mode and explained how testi atrophy worked haha. and i think thats when maybe she mighta got suspicious because she kept trying to grab my balls, so i kept just changing the position to block it lol.

unless she was just trying to grab my balls for the hell of it, then i fked up, oh well. haha

[Dk]

"would you prefer a small shaft with big balls?" Just out of curiosity, just how small are we talking?

right now their about the size of a grape i guess.

it varies with the day for some reason, but last night they were atrophied(if thats even a word) to fkin like 2 thirds the size of a grape, they got pretty small last night.

im definatly a shrinker on cycle

[ZeOne]

right now their about the size of a grape i guess.

it varies with the day for some reason, but last night they were atrophied(if thats even a word) to fkin like 2 thirds the size of a grape, they got pretty small last night.

im definatly a shrinker on cycle

I am with Gustavo on this one. HCG is your testes best friend while on a AAS cycle.

But the size of a grape? Is that a figure of speech or are they really that small?

I heard of grape testes while on cycle, but always assumed that it was figuratively speaking.

[Seth]

^ any cdn UG make HCG? because my source seems as clueless as me about where to find some

[spankmonkey]

right now their about the size of a grape i guess.

it varies with the day for some reason, but last night they were atrophied(if thats even a word) to fkin like 2 thirds the size of a grape, they got pretty small last night.

im definatly a shrinker on cycle

What?! A grape? Wow, thought small nuts on cycle were an urban myth.
Tell her they are small cause you emptied them into her friend the night before., unless of course you like the girl, then tell her you emptied your first round for her.

[champcar99]

I dont give a shit what the chicks think about my balls as long as I **** them good they will be back for more small ball action..lol..lol..

[RagingRandy]

Get some HCG and that conversation will never come up...

Yep, HCG is the way to go. A little goes a long way. Mine shrunk up about the sizes of grapes at one point. They were soft as well. They firmed up after one 500iu shot. I usually do a 500iu shot twice a week. Keeps the boys happy.

[Mr Ontario]

Tell her they are cold :)

HCG has been in short demand lately!

[Houstonbc]

get HCG asap there babynuts! jk

[Amoral]

Does HCG increase ejaculate volume? Or just ball volume lol

[St]

Ya get some hcg or some trib.

[Dk]

I am with Gustavo on this one. HCG is your testes best friend while on a AAS cycle.

But the size of a grape? Is that a figure of speech or are they really that small?

I heard of grape testes while on cycle, but always assumed that it was figuratively speaking.

haha yep, no exaggeration, if i had to compare Id say a grape is the closest.

i know a guy from back home who claimed to get as small as a peanut

[Seth]

Amoral, HCG simulates LH, which tells your nads to produce test. Basically, you're cutting into the HPTA loop. In theory, they're not supposed to look/behave any different than when you're not shut down

[BAM]

grapes yeah.. realistic

When you get a boner they disappear.

Well, lefty does anyway

hehe

[Dk]

probably wouldnt be a bad idea to get HCG i guess, running deca i shoulda got it from the start anyway/

[Mad-Bull]

Probably would have been a good idea, but those little grapes always bounce back, they're stronger then we give them credit :bch

[Amoral]

Thanks Seth

[tex]

my nuts f'n vanished last cycle......they were still there but they snuck up inside me like it was freezing or something.....same size as usual.....i could feel them and push them down and then theyd stay out for a bit.....kinda cool......my wife thought it was quite entertaining