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L3
17-11-2008, 12:59 PM
so its pct time for me and i have my clomid and SA aromasin in a pocket in my backpack, i pop 1 of each every morning... the clomid was in old taurine container since it came in strips and i didnt feel like carrying a strip around, but i left the aromasin in the original bottle. i usually leave my backpack in my room when i go to the gym, otherwise i carry it around everywhere cause i needs my protein shakes and food...

fast forward to one week in, i come home in the evening after the gym, and my parents are acting a bit weird. i dont think anything of it, wake up the next morning, look in my bag. the old taurine bottle is there, but no aromasin!! so i freak out a little bit (thank god i was only on 50mg clomid or i might have started balwing lol), look in the usual stash places, nope not there. so im thinking, my parents must have gone through my shit, which is very unusual cause i always keep pot in the same pocket and they've never gone through the bag, and they are pretty good at respecting my privacy.

anyays, so just to make sure, i go upstairs (they were still sleeping) and open internet explorer on their computer, open history, and bam, google "aromasin" and "Sv*** Ap***" ohhhhhhh shit.

so i just decided to ignore it, and if they want to talk to me about it, they can bring it up, plus i also had another bottle in my stash so it wasnt such a big deal.

anyways, at one point during the day my dad comes downstairs, tells me that they left my dog in my room, apparently she was aggitated so she destroyed a bunch of stuff, and then got into my bag and was chewing on the aromasin bottle when my dad foudn her. luckily she didnt eat any of the pills, but it still made me have to explain to my dad why i have anti estrogen medication used in patients with breast cancer from an underground manufacturer.

luckily he onyl looked up the drug profile on like webmd, and it didnt make a connection with PCT or its use in bodybuilding, which would have been even more of a bitch to explain

so, moral, if youre gonna carry your shit with you re-label it...

Born2Juice4Ever
17-11-2008, 01:05 PM
This is funny as hell!!! For sure you got lucky this time around./

In my late teens my mom found 100 needles in my room---I was dead meat, and there was NO excuse...accept she thought it was for recreational drugs.--I had to let the cat out of the bag, she was freaking out.

My parents never found my stash---EVER!!



b2J

phatkid77
17-11-2008, 01:10 PM
if i may, how old are you??

i could explain why, but short version is little jonnies parents find steroids in room...are mad, call cops to find out where kid is getting them, ect ect, not good...
HAPPEND TO A FRIEND

p[hats

L3
17-11-2008, 01:40 PM
21 i had to move back in for my last semester of uni cause of lack of $$$ (ironically which i spent on gear)

RagingRandy
17-11-2008, 01:58 PM
This combined with your last post about the verbal abuse should be a huge kick in the arse to get out and get your own place.

lights_out
17-11-2008, 02:02 PM
Close call, get a lock box from staples and just keep it under your dresser.

RagingRandy
17-11-2008, 02:05 PM
Close call, get a lock box from staples and just keep it under your dresser.

Ya and throw a label on it that says "ILLEGAL STUFF". Because a lock box in your room will not be conspicuous enough.

drdnj
17-11-2008, 02:05 PM
This is funny as hell!!! For sure you got lucky this time around./

In my late teens my mom found 100 needles in my room---I was dead meat, and there was NO excuse...accept she thought it was for recreational drugs.--I had to let the cat out of the bag, she was freaking out.

My parents never found my stash---EVER!!



b2J

Hahaha.....
I have the best one...
Years ago (when I was in undergrad), my sister calls me in Ottawa and says, "Just thought I would warn you, mom found a needle in your room and you are screwed". I was like mannnnnnnnnn....ok I will handle it when I come home in a few weeks for Christmas.
I get home and come in the door and say, " mom I heard you found something you weren't happy with in my room". She says yeah a used hypodermic needle----SO I SPILL ALL THE BEANS---how I took this and that when I competed bla bla bla. She cried because her friends said I was on juice and she defended me etc etc....
After an hour of specific explanation, I asked her where the needle was...she points to a small camera film case.....I think hmm seems small.
I open it and inside was a 1/8" needle that I stole from a vet do give myself a homemade tattoo (when I was like 14yrs old).
I was soooooooo pissed!

Big D
17-11-2008, 02:08 PM
Hahaha.....
I have the best one...
Years ago (when I was in undergrad), my sister calls me in Ottawa and says, "Just thought I would warn you, mom found a needle in your room and you are screwed". I was like mannnnnnnnnn....ok I will handle it when I come home in a few weeks for Christmas.
I get home and come in the door and say, " mom I heard you found something you weren't happy with in my room". She says yeah a used hypodermic needle----SO I SPILL ALL THE BEANS---how I took this and that when I competed bla bla bla. She cried because her friends said I was on juice and she defended me etc etc....
After an hour of specific explanation, I asked her where the needle was...she points to a small camera film case.....I think hmm seems small.
I open it and inside was a 1/8" needle that I stole from a vet do give myself a homemade tattoo (when I was like 14yrs old).
I was soooooooo pissed!

hahaha nice

RagingRandy
17-11-2008, 02:12 PM
Hahaha.....
I have the best one...
Years ago (when I was in undergrad), my sister calls me in Ottawa and says, "Just thought I would warn you, mom found a needle in your room and you are screwed". I was like mannnnnnnnnn....ok I will handle it when I come home in a few weeks for Christmas.
I get home and come in the door and say, " mom I heard you found something you weren't happy with in my room". She says yeah a used hypodermic needle----SO I SPILL ALL THE BEANS---how I took this and that when I competed bla bla bla. She cried because her friends said I was on juice and she defended me etc etc....
After an hour of specific explanation, I asked her where the needle was...she points to a small camera film case.....I think hmm seems small.
I open it and inside was a 1/8" needle that I stole from a vet do give myself a homemade tattoo (when I was like 14yrs old).
I was soooooooo pissed!
That is why you deny deny deny, until the proof is shown.

L3
17-11-2008, 02:47 PM
on the ball... moving feb 1st :)

Seth
17-11-2008, 05:03 PM
so, how did you explain having an illegal breast cancer drug to your father?

AlladdinSane
17-11-2008, 05:09 PM
so, how did you explain having an illegal breast cancer drug to your father?

Easy. He was holding it for a friend.

L3
17-11-2008, 05:53 PM
so, how did you explain having an illegal breast cancer drug to your father?

i told him straight up i was using it to lower my estrogen, but i didnt mention that i had elevated estrogen.. he was more concerned about the idea of me using prescription drugs without doctors oversight and also that they are not legit

he wasnt pissed just worried

icey_boi
17-11-2008, 07:24 PM
Easy. He was holding it for a friend.

well i think that goes without sayning lol of course he's only holding it for someone.. duh lol

:rofl

Mad-Bull
17-11-2008, 07:35 PM
Hahaha.....
I have the best one...
Years ago (when I was in undergrad), my sister calls me in Ottawa and says, "Just thought I would warn you, mom found a needle in your room and you are screwed". I was like mannnnnnnnnn....ok I will handle it when I come home in a few weeks for Christmas.
I get home and come in the door and say, " mom I heard you found something you weren't happy with in my room". She says yeah a used hypodermic needle----SO I SPILL ALL THE BEANS---how I took this and that when I competed bla bla bla. She cried because her friends said I was on juice and she defended me etc etc....
After an hour of specific explanation, I asked her where the needle was...she points to a small camera film case.....I think hmm seems small.
I open it and inside was a 1/8" needle that I stole from a vet do give myself a homemade tattoo (when I was like 14yrs old).
I was soooooooo pissed!

haha that is awesome! What are the odds eh.... I'm glad I waited till I moved out wouldn't want to have to sneak around my parents home with something like that! No way to talk your way out of a syringe, too self explanatory...

Amoral
17-11-2008, 10:11 PM
haha that is awesome! What are the odds eh.... I'm glad I waited till I moved out wouldn't want to have to sneak around my parents home with something like that! No way to talk your way out of a syringe, too self explanatory...

Liquid Vit - B6, B12 excuse has worked before...

Or you could just say it was heroin then say, "Just joshin, dad"

Mad-Bull
17-11-2008, 10:18 PM
Liquid Vit - B6, B12 excuse has worked before...

Or you could just say it was heroin then say, "Just joshin, dad"

Ya the B12 or B6 excuse might have worked on some parents. But I tell you what, if I had started when I was late teens, and my parents had found a syringe. My Dad would have whooped my ass around the house regardless of what it was for.

drdnj
17-11-2008, 11:32 PM
Ya the B12 or B6 excuse might have worked on some parents. But I tell you what, if I had started when I was late teens, and my parents had found a syringe. My Dad would have whooped my ass around the house regardless of what it was for.

EXACTLY! Also, my old man is NOT that stupid (he would have said VITAMINS MY ASS).....I was 20yrs old, 220lbs and won my first show...he was already curious. BUT, I could have definitely got away wth the TATOO excuse (considering it was true!)....

Houstonbc
17-11-2008, 11:39 PM
haha man did your mom find out?
when i was away at school when i was about 21 i left a bunch of stuff in my old room at my parents place, my mom found a bunch of needles, tamoxifen ( which really concerned her because she had just beaten breast cancer and had to take that as well), i was ****in dead in the water when i came home from xmas i had to just admit everything man that sucked.

Mad-Bull
18-11-2008, 12:10 AM
haha man did your mom find out?
when i was away at school when i was about 21 i left a bunch of stuff in my old room at my parents place, my mom found a bunch of needles, tamoxifen ( which really concerned her because she had just beaten breast cancer and had to take that as well), i was ****in dead in the water when i came home from xmas i had to just admit everything man that sucked.

Wow I can't imagine, my parents might be curious, but until they outright ask me they don't need to know IMO. I'm an adult now my choices are my own, but I can't imagine being back under my parents roof with that, the stress holy !@#$...

Felinecougar
18-11-2008, 01:17 AM
Sounds like the day my step dad found an empty pack of birth control pills in my wastebasket....."a friend tossed it out in there, not me".

I now ask my kids.."Does it say STUPID on my forehead?"

Amoral
18-11-2008, 01:33 AM
Sounds like the day my step dad found an empty pack of birth control pills in my wastebasket....."a friend tossed it out in there, not me".

I now ask my kids.."Does it say STUPID on my forehead?"

NOTHING is smarter than a mother, imo

L3
18-11-2008, 08:49 AM
haha man did your mom find out?


no he's a smart guy didnt tell her, that would have only stirred the shit more

Born2Juice4Ever
18-11-2008, 03:19 PM
NOTHING is smarter than a mother, imo


Specially a mother who reads the boars ----damn her kids have it tough hu>

lights_out
18-11-2008, 04:03 PM
Ya and throw a label on it that says "ILLEGAL STUFF". Because a lock box in your room will not be conspicuous enough.

I have had one since I was 13, my parents never questioned me once on it besides i just slid it under my dress you can't even tell its there unless you get on your knees and look for it.

Big D
18-11-2008, 04:31 PM
I have had one since I was 13, my parents never questioned me once on it besides i just slid it under my dress you can't even tell its there unless you get on your knees and look for it.

i'll get on my knees and look under your dress :D

Born2Juice4Ever
18-11-2008, 04:37 PM
i'll get on my knees and look under you dress :D


:laugh I was waiting for that one to come out from somebody.



B2JH

canadianmuscle0803
18-11-2008, 05:02 PM
when i used to live with my parents I used to do steroids openly and they had no issue with it at all, my room was full of bottles and a shit load of needles in my closet... i guess i was lucky to have such cool parents.

drdnj
18-11-2008, 05:31 PM
haha man did your mom find out?
when i was away at school when i was about 21 i left a bunch of stuff in my old room at my parents place, my mom found a bunch of needles, tamoxifen ( which really concerned her because she had just beaten breast cancer and had to take that as well), i was ****in dead in the water when i came home from xmas i had to just admit everything man that sucked.

I hear ya! Makes for a really uncomfortable WELCOME HOME SON!

Born2Juice4Ever
18-11-2008, 05:43 PM
when i used to live with my parents I used to do steroids openly and they had no issue with it at all, my room was full of bottles and a shit load of needles in my closet... i guess i was lucky to have such cool parents.


Is that you in the avatar?? 250lbs?



B2j

L3
18-11-2008, 06:20 PM
frank mcgrath

Born2Juice4Ever
18-11-2008, 06:26 PM
hot damn I know who he is!! He is amazing for his level.....a def eye catcher IMO




b2J

Mad-Bull
18-11-2008, 06:27 PM
when i used to live with my parents I used to do steroids openly and they had no issue with it at all, my room was full of bottles and a shit load of needles in my closet... i guess i was lucky to have such cool parents.

Wow that is crazy, I can't even imagine