Mr Ontario
15-11-2008, 04:01 PM
Subject: THE DR'S OFFICE
> >
> > They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in
> > front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
> >
> > There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
> > her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
> > of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
> >
> > An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
> > approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
> > the Doctor for today?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> >
> > The Receptionist became irritated and snapped, "You shouldn't come into a
> > crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
> >
> > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> >
> > The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
> > this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
> > with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
> > Doctor in private."
> >
> > The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
> > others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> >
> > The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
> > Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> >
> > The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> > advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> >
> > "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
> >
> > The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
> >
> > They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in
> > front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
> >
> > There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
> > her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
> > of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
> >
> > An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
> > approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
> > the Doctor for today?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> >
> > The Receptionist became irritated and snapped, "You shouldn't come into a
> > crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
> >
> > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> >
> > The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
> > this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
> > with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
> > Doctor in private."
> >
> > The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
> > others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> >
> > The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
> > Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> >
> > The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> > advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> >
> > "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
> >
> > The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.