Surely I Can't Look That Old!!!!

[faller]

Surely I Can't Look That Old!!!!

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,

Surely I Can't Look That Old.


Well...you'll Love This One.


My Name Is Alice , And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First

Appointment With A New Dentist.


I Noticed His Dds Diploma,which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A

Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High

School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago.


Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?


Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.


This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To

Have Been My Classmate.


After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High

School ...


'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.

'when Did You Graduate?' I Ask Ed.

He Answered , 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'


'you Were In My Class !', I Exclaimed.


He Looked At Me Closely.

Then, That Ugly,

Old,


Bald,


Wrinkled,


Fat Ass,

Gray-haired,


Decrepit


S.o.b. Asked,


'what Did You Teach ???

[Doctor Sinister]

Good joke!

But seriously, I get this all the time but in reverse :), most of the people are lazy bastards ... so they tend to age very quickly, I can't believe it when I see people that went to school with me. Balding, fat, out of shape and looking like they are 15 years older than I am ... it's pathetic!