Quotes Thread

[rad]

I'm always looking for interested, cool, funny etc quotes out there. So what better than to start a thread on it so we can all share them for those who like this stuff too. I'll start er up.

[rad]

Don't take life too serious. You'll never get out alive.

[rad]

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

[rad]

"Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people."

[bottleneckblooz]

Here's one of mine.

"50% of marriages end in divorce, if 50% of planes crashed, would you get in a plane?"

[rad]

Here's one of mine.

"50% of marriages end in divorce, if 50% of planes crashed, would you get in a plane?"

Pretty good one.

[L3]

i want you to take your hand
reach down your pants
and make sure you got a pair

[natenator]

i want you to take your hand
reach down your pants
and make sure you got a pair
wtf?

[SARGE]

bumper sticker i read the other day

I MAY BE A ROAD HOG BUT YOUR WIFE IS A PIG

[bottleneckblooz]

"Maybe tommorrow I'll wanna settle down, until tommorrow I'll just keep moving on."

-The littlest Hobo

[bottleneckblooz]

One of my favorite bumper stickers read:

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of YOU!"

[Gettin'r'round]

"I don't know. A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." :Jean Chrétien

LOL @ this gem always.

[SARGE]

You Might Mean Something To Your Mother
But You Dont Mean **** All To Me

[natenator]

"I don't know. A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven." :Jean Chrétien

LOL @ this gem always.
bahahaha. Love that!!!

[AlbertaBeef]

Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics - It doesn't matter if you win or lose - You're still retarded.

[4031]

Die big, die strong, dianabol