I just did the stupidest thing ever

[shithead]

Its true and embarrassing.

I was shaving with my Fusion and the battery seemed a little week. I twisted off the end where the battery is. I looked inside and it looked like there was some dirt or hair on the end of the battery. So being the retard that I am, I tried to blow the dirt out. The dirt ended being battery acid. Burnt my lips to ****, now my lips look like two water balloons.

Anyone have any ideas on how to treat a chemical burn on the lips?

Right now I'm using Polysporin w/lidocaine.

[xxSCHiSMxx]

Ouch. :\ .. You lucky it didn't get in your eyes.

Any burn I ever get, I treat it w/ aloe vera. I dunno bout chemical burns tho.

[IronRobi]

hahahahahahaha sorry, I just have to laugh at that. Honestly no idea what to answer your question with though.

[shithead]

Fvck, thanks alot dillweed.

[Bowlcut]

Fvck, thanks alot dillweed.

Don't worry I care about. Try the missus' Vagasil. Really! My buddy went down on his GF after she put some on and his lips and tongue went numb.

[slick rick]

people pay alot of money these days to have inflated lips shithead, you lucky son of a gun.

[bigdaddydrew123]

when i was burned hospital put vasoderm on me, vasoline with antibiotic.dont know if its otc though.i know theres a good joke here somewhere but i cant think now good luck hotlips

[bigdaddydrew123]

doesnt vinegar neutralise battery acid

[Mr Ontario]

Just don't be kissing your any pussy tonight....pussy cat that is :)

[champcar99]

Its true and embarrassing.

I was shaving with my Fusion and the battery seemed a little week. I twisted off the end where the battery is. I looked inside and it looked like there was some dirt or hair on the end of the battery. So being the retard that I am, I tried to blow the dirt out. The dirt ended being battery acid. Burnt my lips to ****, now my lips look like two water balloons.

Anyone have any ideas on how to treat a chemical burn on the lips?

Right now I'm using Polysporin w/lidocaine.

thanks for the laugh SH

[RagingRandy]

DO NOT TRY AND NEUTRALIZE IT. The process will most likely make it worse. Rinse for 15-20 minutes. You can try some baby teething gel that contains Benzocaine. Ask the pharmacist if it is OK on open sores.

Oh and I did lmao. Once you are better I am sure you will see the humour in it.

Good luck.

[rated_rko]

that sucks dude

[shithead]

I kept putting polysporin w/lidocaine on them and that seemed to work, but I hated having my nose, teeth, chin and cheeks numb.

We to bed with the help of a sleep aid, when I woke up this morning the blisters had popped and swelling subsided. Now they are very pink and tender, I cant eat/drink anything hot or acidic but protein shakes are no problem.

I thought this was gonna be worse, but the mouth; it heals so damn fast.