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Xplode
04-07-2008, 04:41 PM
This question has always been in the back of my mind...

My Mother: 5'7 135 lbs (small-medium build)
My Father: 5'8 155 lbs (small muscular build)

Siblings: 4 brothers all under 5'9 175 lbs (17 - 25 yrs old)

ME: 27 years old 6'1 265 lbs

I have no tall or large relatives. I look like a monster beside these little people...

WAS I SWITCHED AT BIRTH?

How do you guys/gals stack up to your parents and siblings? am I alone in my unusually disproportionate genetic makeup?

Mr Ontario
04-07-2008, 07:22 PM
Lets see that ugly mug and will tell ya :)

fathead
04-07-2008, 08:05 PM
my friends mom is 4'11 and his dad 5'9 and he is 6'10 and his brother is 7' and sister 6'3.... they also have a brother who is 6' so i wouldnt automatically assume you were switched at birth. they have online paternity testing now if youre really serious/interested in knowing

Xplode
04-07-2008, 08:32 PM
my friends mom is 4'11 and his dad 5'9 and he is 6'10 and his brother is 7' and sister 6'3.... they also have a brother who is 6' so i wouldnt automatically assume you were switched at birth. they have online paternity testing now if youre really serious/interested in knowing

Nah, I am really joking...I don't really think I was switched. I just thought it was weird that our sizes are so different and was curious if anyone else has that same situation (and concerns) :)

Xplode
04-07-2008, 08:34 PM
Lets see that ugly mug and will tell ya :)

You couldn't handle this ugly mug...although I have a suspicion you would want to do more than "handle" it :sup

Mr Ontario
04-07-2008, 09:48 PM
Fat Head is not scared to show his face :)


You couldn't handle this ugly mug...although I have a suspicion you would want to do more than "handle" it :sup

BAM
05-07-2008, 08:30 AM
Time to gather some hair clippings for DNA analysis.
http://www.paternity-answers.com/testing-services.html
:)

Bowlcut
05-07-2008, 01:17 PM
Sorry to break the news but I am your father. From now on you will address me as "dad", "Paps", and you will be "son" to be from now on.

Freebsd1977
05-07-2008, 01:25 PM
Sorry to break the news but I am your father. From now on you will address me as "dad", "Paps", and you will be "son" to be from now on.

Ok dad, time to make up for 27 years of missed birthdays, pay up sucka! :ne

Bowlcut
05-07-2008, 03:56 PM
Ok dad, time to make up for 27 years of missed birthdays, pay up sucka! :ne

Can I take you to Super Sexe, buy you a few lap dances off the menu, get you wasted, and call it even?

heck I will even throw in dinner before too.

Freebsd1977
05-07-2008, 04:53 PM
Can I take you to Super Sexe, buy you a few lap dances off the menu, get you wasted, and call it even?

heck I will even throw in dinner before too.

Deal, I'm off to Montreal LOL!
Seriously though, my dad is 5'10" and my mom is 5'2". I'm 5'11" and my younger brother is 6'6", go figure. Guess he ate all the healthy foods and vitamins when we were growing up. We're both big boys and my mom was always asked how did she ever give birth to us LOL! Shes quite petite.

Bowlcut
05-07-2008, 05:50 PM
How big was the mail man?

Freebsd1977
05-07-2008, 07:14 PM
How big was the mail man?

Looks chubby to me :D

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2004/03/04/image604026x.jpg

BolicPower
05-07-2008, 07:56 PM
I thought some DNA is just a swab in mouth? At least piece of mind, not sure on price

Freebsd1977
05-07-2008, 09:49 PM
I thought some DNA is just a swab in mouth? At least piece of mind, not sure on price

DNA is done like that and piece of mind is right BolicPower, well said.

trykillthis
06-07-2008, 05:56 PM
Your parents may have been under-nourished as small children, and this may have effected their height a bit. This is why my father believes my siblings and I are taller than him. Apparently he figures he was under weight from pictures.

Freebsd1977
07-07-2008, 04:07 AM
Your parents may have been under-nourished as small children, and this may have effected their height a bit. This is why my father believes my siblings and I are taller than him. Apparently he figures he was under weight from pictures.

Makes sense, both my parents were born in Europe. Dad was born pre-WW2 and my mom post-WW2.