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28-03-2013, 06:24 PM
Hello my internet friends. I know I haven't been around for awhile but I'm back and with good news!! I have a girlfriend. I need your help again as I have a dilema. I don't know what to do.
My girlfriend likes when I kiss her down there between her legs. Well she likes a bit more. Kind of like I have to lick ice cream but she is the ice cream. My problem is that my girlfriend has very dry skin so she showers only 2 times a week. Often she pushes my head down there and says eat. Sometimes it smells real strong. It's a musky odor and it makes me gag a little. When I lick her there and it's on her stronger days, I sometimes get little pieces of hard white things in my mouth. Sometimes I crunch it between my teeth quickly before swallowing it as I don't want to offend her and spit it out. It's been a few times I felt like vomitting but if you guys can make your girlfriend feel special, then so can I. Lately she has been hinting that she wants me to "toss her salad". I don't know what this means. Can you guys please help? Also is there any tricks with those white hard pellet things that come out of her when I lick her?
Thanks
This is a Twitch blog, this guy was on MN before MP closed shop, you should have copy & pasted all his threads.
I miss this guy we need more funny post bring Twitch back please.
My girlfriend likes when I kiss her down there between her legs. Well she likes a bit more. Kind of like I have to lick ice cream but she is the ice cream. My problem is that my girlfriend has very dry skin so she showers only 2 times a week. Often she pushes my head down there and says eat. Sometimes it smells real strong. It's a musky odor and it makes me gag a little. When I lick her there and it's on her stronger days, I sometimes get little pieces of hard white things in my mouth. Sometimes I crunch it between my teeth quickly before swallowing it as I don't want to offend her and spit it out. It's been a few times I felt like vomitting but if you guys can make your girlfriend feel special, then so can I. Lately she has been hinting that she wants me to "toss her salad". I don't know what this means. Can you guys please help? Also is there any tricks with those white hard pellet things that come out of her when I lick her?
Thanks
This is a Twitch blog, this guy was on MN before MP closed shop, you should have copy & pasted all his threads.
I miss this guy we need more funny post bring Twitch back please.