View Full Version : Why Do You Mock Me, God?
scottlove
21-12-2012, 04:24 PM
I just finished blasting my legs today, along with a good beating on my calves. Being fairly tall, 6', I've always been a hard gainer on calves( I have to bust my ass for every inch I've got). On my way home I made my daily stop at Superstore to grab some chicken. I walked up to the checkout and in front of me is this huge, fat, mofo, had to be close to 400lbs. It looked like he was wearing an innertube around his waist. When I looked down, there's a massive set of calves blasting out of his shorts. (Of course, only fat guys with massive calves wear shorts in the winter). I'm talking, at least, 25" inch calves. And these weren't just big doughy, vericose vein calves, these suckers didn't have an ounce of fat on them. I could see every fiber twitch every time he moved. Is this development from carrying that fat ass around all day, who knows, but it just isn't fair. Once again, God placed him there in front of me to show me what I could have with a little less effort. Then again, he probably has a 1" wiener, so I guess it all evens out in the end.
GYMBRAT
21-12-2012, 04:49 PM
Genetics, mine for my calves SUCK as well. Mine get really shreaded, but growth wise they are horible.
TT Eric
21-12-2012, 05:02 PM
HAHAHA!
Eric
natenator
21-12-2012, 06:08 PM
Does it make you feel awesome about yourself to insult a guy who can't even defend himself?
It's not just your calves that are small my friend :)
I just finished blasting my legs today, along with a good beating on my calves. Being fairly tall, 6', I've always been a hard gainer on calves( I have to bust my ass for every inch I've got). On my way home I made my daily stop at Superstore to grab some chicken. I walked up to the checkout and in front of me is this huge, fat, mofo, had to be close to 400lbs. It looked like he was wearing an innertube around his waist. When I looked down, there's a massive set of calves blasting out of his shorts. (Of course, only fat guys with massive calves wear shorts in the winter). I'm talking, at least, 25" inch calves. And these weren't just big doughy, vericose vein calves, these suckers didn't have an ounce of fat on them. I could see every fiber twitch every time he moved. Is this development from carrying that fat ass around all day, who knows, but it just isn't fair. Once again, God placed him there in front of me to show me what I could have with a little less effort. Then again, he probably has a 1" wiener, so I guess it all evens out in the end.
Calves are all about attachment points and fiber count.Carrying around huge weight helps.
scottlove
21-12-2012, 06:34 PM
Does it make you feel awesome about yourself to insult a guy who can't even defend himself?
It's not just your calves that are small my friend :)It makes me feel super awesome. It was probably you in front of me! Actually, your calves do look familiar.
I have seen this monster calf syndrome before as well. I saw a truck driver at my old work in shorts one day. They were so big they look deformed. He was super fat also.
natenator
21-12-2012, 09:23 PM
It makes me feel super awesome. It was probably you in front of me! Actually, your calves do look familiar.
We bit hilly for me to be wearing shorts in the winter plus I don't shop at grocery stores - sorry about your luck on both counts :)
Praetorian
21-12-2012, 11:31 PM
That's why BB is all about genetics!
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Skailes
22-12-2012, 02:22 PM
That's why BB is all about genetics!
P Ain't that the truth!! My wife has HUGE calves and never trains them....EVER!! And this also applies to her traps and forearms...oh and she has great arms as well and hates training those as well......life just isn't fair....It's the nature of the any sport as there will always be the genetic mutants and then the rest of us....However I've also known my share of guys and gals with genetics I would kill for but as results just came to easy for them they didn't learn how to train or were unwilling to put the effort in and as such they never went as far as those less blessed individuals who were willing to train until they were near death.....
No matter how great your genetics are you still get out of bodybuilding what you put into it.....
Ain't it the truth.....the people with the greatest genetics either don't train or pretend to....my daughter can train for six weeks and her wheels look great.....fiber counts rule.
I seen this before, blows my mine.
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