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scottlove
11-12-2012, 09:30 AM
Hey everyone, just back from 8 days in Playa De Carmen. I must say it was hard coming back to this smelly, cold end of Southern Ontario. I learned a few things about myself while I was away. I learned I could live without my beloved milk. I know you diet nuts will cringe when I say I'm good for 2 litres per day at home, but I've always found it to be an easy source of calories and protein. I must say, my first morning back I had a bowl of Cheerios and within 2 minutes my stomach was cramped and I had to sprint faster than Usain Bolt to the washroom. I also learned that I could function well on very few carbs. The potatoes and rice and pasta, all had a funny, "off" taste in Mexico. I don't know if it's the oil they use or whatever, but just not right. Long story short, most of my meals consisted of a heap of flank steak or bbq chicken, with just a bit of potatoes. By the end of the week, I could actually see all of my abs, I was still strong at the gym and my muscles were still full. The Mexicans in town were coming around me for photo's and everybody called me Mr. Rumble. I don't know if they thought I was somebody else but the attention was funny. The final thing I learned was a grown man really can cry. I took a walk into the local Farmacia and couldn't believe my eyes. Right in front of me was Clen, Clomid, Deca, Sustanon, Cyp, and on and on, all from renowned labs and all about 80% less than we would find here. If only there was a way!!! Too bad my wife and kids were with me or I would have thought of something. As it turned out, when we came back into Toronto, the customs dude looked like he was ready for bed and didn't seem to give two shits if we were carrying anything or not. So the moral of the story is.........next time I'm bringing an extra suitcase for my "shopping" excursion.

Hosehead
11-12-2012, 04:22 PM
Wow, you actually managed to look better from a vacation in Mexico.The wife and I vacationed there four years ago.I thought the rice and pasta was better down there, tasted less processed to me. I gained close to ten pounds. I drink beer non stop though. 20-30 from 11am until bed. Been to Mexico twice . They called me Senior Popeye. In The Dominican they called me Senior Gordo,which means fat. I was fat that year apparently. I was told that while in Mexico you are likely to get better deals on gear when you go off the beaten path to smaller towns.

scottlove
11-12-2012, 04:33 PM
That's funny, I'm actually lucky that I've never had a real taste for beer. I like the faggoty girl drinks like Bahama Mama's and Penis Collada's. I don't know what it was with the flavour of things for me, I have pretty bland taste anyway but something was just a little funky. I like rice just with terriyaki or something sweet like that. You're probably right about getting into the smaller towns but what I was seeing was pretty damn good anyway. It's just our luck that North America is one of the few places where we can't be adults and make our own choices on something harmless like Testosterone.

ironwill
11-12-2012, 04:38 PM
We love mexxxico....If you are well built and you dont mind attention head there....lol...Countrychic is a frigging goddess down there, all the dudes are flirting and carrying on, then the dudes turn around and try and flirt with me...lol..jk, but they really do love muscles down there...I get called rambo, arnold, hulk, asked if im a wrestler, kds get pics taken...all good fun..Then again, i get the back seat when Countrychic arrives, as they love nice round bums and thick legs in a huge way as well...
We bought a place there, and will move there permannent someday in the future...
The pharmacies are off the hook, great HG gh, and hg gear all around...

scottlove
11-12-2012, 05:14 PM
You know, even though I train to be big and have 5 or 6 tatoos, I just have never liked attention. I didn't mind it from the mexicans because we are kind of freaks to them but when a North American couple stop and stare it just makes me feel weird. Of course, as they walk away you often hear the wife saying "no, that's too big" to make their husband feel less wimpy, but then those same chicks are looking you up and down every time they pass by and their husband isn't noticng. Lucky guy, ironwill, if you can retire there. I don't know if I'd wanna be there all year round but, for sure, during our shitty winter.

Praetorian
11-12-2012, 07:41 PM
Its insane the attention we get when the wife and I go on vacation...its like living as celebrities for a week lol. Be very careful of any gear in any pharmacies you find if you are in any tourist town. Most are fake and are kept for the specific purpose of tourist BB looking for stuff.
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ironwill
11-12-2012, 08:00 PM
You know, even though I train to be big and have 5 or 6 tatoos, I just have never liked attention. I didn't mind it from the mexicans because we are kind of freaks to them but when a North American couple stop and stare it just makes me feel weird. Of course, as they walk away you often hear the wife saying "no, that's too big" to make their husband feel less wimpy, but then those same chicks are looking you up and down every time they pass by and their husband isn't noticng. Lucky guy, ironwill, if you can retire there. I don't know if I'd wanna be there all year round but, for sure, during our shitty winter.

Yes, semi retired...for the winters...CC and i have the type of jobs we can consult in industry for 6 months via contract, and work 6 months..in the future..

I hear ya on the dumbass comments from the north americans...The mexicans are real with their comments...
I am thinking we are going to Jamaica this year....Not sure quite yet, but most likely....party time!!...lol ya mon...

Praetorian
11-12-2012, 11:36 PM
IW if you go to Jamaica I would highly recommend Iberostar Grand Rose Hall in Montego Bay. The service is impeccable, the food is fantastic, the beds are beyond comfortable and you get 24hr room service...they will bring top shelf liquor to your room by the bottle. Great pools and the people are beyond friendly. We were there in October this year for our honeymoon...oh yeah no shortage of 420.
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scottlove
12-12-2012, 08:55 AM
Its insane the attention we get when the wife and I go on vacation...its like living as celebrities for a week lol. Be very careful of any gear in any pharmacies you find if you are in any tourist town. Most are fake and are kept for the specific purpose of tourist BB looking for stuff.
P Wow, that's surprising. I would have never thought that they would have fakes in a pharmacy. I'll have to really take a good look if I go back.

ironwill
12-12-2012, 12:27 PM
IW if you go to Jamaica I would highly recommend Iberostar Grand Rose Hall in Montego Bay. The service is impeccable, the food is fantastic, the beds are beyond comfortable and you get 24hr room service...they will bring top shelf liquor to your room by the bottle. Great pools and the people are beyond friendly. We were there in October this year for our honeymoon...oh yeah no shortage of 420.
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Thanks Prae...We will look into that place...Appreciated...
I hope i arrive at 420, on the dot...lol

GYMBRAT
12-12-2012, 05:05 PM
whats 420?

scottlove
12-12-2012, 05:16 PM
whats 420?

You better delete that quickly, GYMBRAT, or the boys will show you no mercy!

Praetorian
12-12-2012, 07:21 PM
It helps treat glaucoma...which seems so rampant in the last few years.
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Talo
12-12-2012, 08:44 PM
It helps treat glaucoma...which seems so rampant in the last few years.
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It's not just for glaucoma anymore, does wonders for joint pain :)

cog
13-12-2012, 08:49 AM
Like gb doesn't know.You want my papers officer?