valentines day with a very special lady: a hooker

[muscle_dummy]

ideal candidate for a valentine. she do the damn thing then she gone like she should be. WOOP WOOP. only would be beter if she made me breakfast

[mouth]

No joke.....years ago, when I was in college, a few of my friends went around Toronto handing out valentine's day cards to hookers.

[muscle_dummy]

That's awesome buddy hahahahaha, one of the funniest stories I've heard in a while for sure. Hookers are people too right?

[goatman]

Back when i worked in the shop there was this guy who swore by hookers. He said they were way cheaper than having a wife/girl friend. No BS. He was much happier than half the married dudes around there and got way more ass. Even though he paid for it. Food for thought i guess

[mouth]

That's awesome buddy hahahahaha, one of the funniest stories I've heard in a while for sure. Hookers are people too right?

Yeah...but they're kinda dead inside ;)


Back when i worked in the shop there was this guy who swore by hookers. He said they were way cheaper than having a wife/girl friend. No BS. He was much happier than half the married dudes around there and got way more ass. Even though he paid for it. Food for thought i guess

Hey, we ALL pay for it...his method was just more direct!

[tex]

^^ what he said.....we allllll pay for it bro.....

[JMP]

You dont pay them to come ......you pay them to GO !

[#8]

Unless youre rich and or famous, you definitely are paying them to show up. They leave because they are most likely disgusted with you and themselves immediately after and their services are no longer rendered. That saying only applies to the elite few who suffer from every girl they sleep with wanting to marry them, ie. Rich / Famous celebrities or athletes. Very few of these women are escorts or hookers by choice. Many are drug addicts or are forced into the sex trade via human trafficking.