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muscle_dummy
11-02-2012, 02:47 PM
let's hear em folks, i am not a racist, nor do i condone racism. But, saying that, I do support laughter, lots of it, and i also believe that we should all be able to laugh at ourselves before we laugh at others. So, have at it guys post some funnies!

-A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

-A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

-I wasn't gonna make a gay joke..... butt fcuk it!