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tripleA
09-05-2008, 11:37 AM
Well this guy in his mid 20's been training at my gym for a few years now. White guy, real wigger, wears all the basketball gear with the headband. Has 0 athletic/sport skills, doesn't even play b-ball. Freakin clown. Recently he start bringing in those 4 liter jugs of water. I'm like okay, maybe he's really thirsty. But I see him twice this week looking in the mirror and doing bicep curls with it. WTF? We have 1lbs db and up. No wonder he's made 0 gains in years. The jug was only 1/2 full FYI. A bit more ranting. He's also always looking in the mirror and lifting his shirt up to check his abs.

Another gym rant.
This older guy over 40 always picks his nose. He picks it like he's at home alone and takes his time. You see his nostril getting all distorted he digs so deep. He even eats it sometimes. Everyone else was too pussy to say anything to him. I got fed up one day cause the last thing I would want is to use a weight he just touched. I told him to please clean his nose in the bathroom. He gave me this look of confusion so I air picked my nose and said no. Then he complains that I don't wipe my bench. I called him a sick **** and left. Well he started coming less and less and now I haven't seen him in months. I ran him out. Whoooooooo hoooooooooooo

bigben
09-05-2008, 12:38 PM
I needed a good laugh!

Musclehead
09-05-2008, 12:42 PM
Haha, that was precious.....the nose picker that is. That is disgusting and I probably would have said something too.

Freebsd1977
09-05-2008, 03:46 PM
LOL! Thanks for the laugh. Does gangsta walk funny too?

Gettin'r'round
09-05-2008, 04:02 PM
now i feel sick AND dirty...

i'm going home now.

Juicy_brucy
11-05-2008, 07:34 AM
I'm glad you said something. I have said things to people too...

There is this fat cardio dude, who wears headphones, and then watches the tv - WITH THE VOLUME ON FULL BLAST SO HE CAN HEAR THE T.V. OVER HIS HEADPHONES!!!
I tuned him in. it's a non issue now, but seriously...
his response "yeah, duh, I never thought of that. I guess it is kinda loud. I only have it that loud so I can hear over my head phones"
Simply dumb.

Mr Ontario
11-05-2008, 12:30 PM
Bully!

St
11-05-2008, 03:54 PM
Ya i see a guy always looking at his abs,and he's a toothpick.You should have said to the noisepicker does it taste good.

bluenose
18-05-2008, 12:54 PM
What about taking your shirt off at a Goodlife of all places...I mean right smack in the middle of the place!

I think some of these guys snort gas before they go to the gym I can't figure out why they do this!!!!~!!

Mr Ontario
18-05-2008, 01:09 PM
Try taking a shower once day instead every third. ;)



now i feel sick AND dirty...

i'm going home now.

Demonwolf
18-05-2008, 01:35 PM
awesome thread!