turboturist
06-05-2008, 04:20 PM
Some of these killed me.
-Whenever you see people playing catch, you think of how amazing it would be to blind side the shit out of them.
-Random words and phrases are like a second language to you.
-People getting owned is strangely amusing to you.
-You have been approached by a girl at the party who said with the most innocent and sweet intentions "I played powder puff, I could take you. grrr" and you had to fight with all of your being to not get down in a 3 and show her whats up.
-A pancake is not a food to you, its a measure of how sweet you are.
-You really don't mind pulling out, in fact, you rather enjoy it.
-Being called a beast, monster, or animal are all compliments to you.
-Running any distance over 30 yards scares the shit out of you.
-Helping someone else get all the glory is something you take pride in, not bitch about.
-Going down on someone is not sexual.
-Girls don't like you for your boyish good looks, but instead your rugged manliness.
-Big or small, your not afraid to do the deed.
-You dream of the one day that coach might call a tackle eligible play, but know it will never happen.
-A sled is not a delightful apparatus that you go down a hill on, but instead an instrument of torture.
-You get a raging hard on when its 4th and inches on the goal line.
-You know that just like with a woman, it isn't good to pop and stop.
-Ice cream makes you gitty.
-You were that kid that ate sand and dirt because it tasted good.
-A swim move isn't used in the water, nor is a rip move used in the bedroom.
-Penetrating the gap has a second and equally sought after meaning.
-Plugging a hole has nothing to do with THAT.
-One man "stuffing" another man is not consider homosexual. "Standing up" another man does not suggest they are dating.
-You get sick of walking over to the keg, so you wish you could devise a way to carry in on your back.
-Anytime you see something heavy, the first thing that comes to mind is trying to lift it.
-The QB touching your ass 60 times a game isn't that big of a deal to you, its just part of the game.
-No matter how cold it is, you try your best to avoid wearing long sleeves.
-You don't mind when your car breaks down, because thats just an opportunity for you to push it around.
-You hate cock blocking, but drive blocking is DECENT!
-Whenever you see people playing catch, you think of how amazing it would be to blind side the shit out of them.
-Random words and phrases are like a second language to you.
-People getting owned is strangely amusing to you.
-You have been approached by a girl at the party who said with the most innocent and sweet intentions "I played powder puff, I could take you. grrr" and you had to fight with all of your being to not get down in a 3 and show her whats up.
-A pancake is not a food to you, its a measure of how sweet you are.
-You really don't mind pulling out, in fact, you rather enjoy it.
-Being called a beast, monster, or animal are all compliments to you.
-Running any distance over 30 yards scares the shit out of you.
-Helping someone else get all the glory is something you take pride in, not bitch about.
-Going down on someone is not sexual.
-Girls don't like you for your boyish good looks, but instead your rugged manliness.
-Big or small, your not afraid to do the deed.
-You dream of the one day that coach might call a tackle eligible play, but know it will never happen.
-A sled is not a delightful apparatus that you go down a hill on, but instead an instrument of torture.
-You get a raging hard on when its 4th and inches on the goal line.
-You know that just like with a woman, it isn't good to pop and stop.
-Ice cream makes you gitty.
-You were that kid that ate sand and dirt because it tasted good.
-A swim move isn't used in the water, nor is a rip move used in the bedroom.
-Penetrating the gap has a second and equally sought after meaning.
-Plugging a hole has nothing to do with THAT.
-One man "stuffing" another man is not consider homosexual. "Standing up" another man does not suggest they are dating.
-You get sick of walking over to the keg, so you wish you could devise a way to carry in on your back.
-Anytime you see something heavy, the first thing that comes to mind is trying to lift it.
-The QB touching your ass 60 times a game isn't that big of a deal to you, its just part of the game.
-No matter how cold it is, you try your best to avoid wearing long sleeves.
-You don't mind when your car breaks down, because thats just an opportunity for you to push it around.
-You hate cock blocking, but drive blocking is DECENT!