Gross Gym experiences

[bcaamuscle]

Thought it'd be funny to post some gross experiences from the gym, this just happened to me.

So last night I was doing a workout and this woman that looks like an egg on legs comes in to workout with her boyfriend. I mean, good for her for getting out and doing some activity, but let me break it down.

The good: Working out, doing physical activity

The bad: She wears skin tight spandex, and her bf stares at her ass the entire time.. kinda gross.

The ugly: This woman CUTS THE CHEESE! :fart I had to leave! Benefit of a doubt for farting when you're doing a workout sure, but 15 minutes of lingering stench like someone exhumed dinosaur eggs and fish from the tar pits of the land before time is disgusting. I needed to do dips and I was right next to her. I couldn't deal with it lol I got stunk out by a girl!

[Forever]

Dirty gym clothes.
I used to workout at the local college gym and it was the worst for people wearing dirty gym clothes. I guess some of the college kids who had never been away from home didn't know how to do laundry or something, but it was bad. At least once a week there would be someone wearing gym clothes that stank so bad you could taste them from half way across the gym. I swear they were like month olds...... What made it even worse was when they doused themselves in so much cologne to try and cover it up that you could taste that as well. There is nothing worse than the smell of month old sweaty gym clothes doused in cologne.

[tiramisu]

Squat rack sharting is high on the nasty list. Been there, done that.

[macka]

Worst experience going to the hotel gym and seeing 4 cardio machines and universal gym. The leg press is right behind the treadmill and a fat executive type was on it. It was kinda like a train wreck in spandex. It was wrong but you couldn't help but look.