are you a sleep farter ?

[beserker]

Well i hammered on a girl last night , when i was done i drank my bedtime shake and realized that i really needed to pass wind but i didnt want to raunch this broad out so i held it in....needless to say i woke up de-flated and looked over at my dime , she had the most disgusted/smiley look on her face..... apparently i passed some brutally bad anal wind in my sleep , they were so loud i woke her up on a couple of occasions , oh well she still likes me! Has this ever happened to any of you before ? It is kind of embarassing to a degree but what do you do

[leeroy]

I just launch them and ask my wife to come under the covers with me. It's awesome.

[Mr Ontario]

If she doesn't like it just put some duck tape to cover her nose. :)

[cedric]

best was when i came and farted really loud at the same time.

not really sure if she noticed or not but i pretended nothing happend and tried to keep a straight face. just glad it wasn't liquidfarts.

[turboturist]

lmao glad I am not the only one. I am so bad a couple of my old room mates called me Browny cause they thought I was shitting myself in my sleep and did it on a reg basis.

[St]

lol.
Well i never passed wind on the first date.

[KLM]

I just launch them and ask my wife to come under the covers with me. It's awesome.

Dutch oven, nice! :rofl

[champcar99]

I was farting so bad in my sleep that it was waking me up...think it was from some protein powder I was taking before bed

[cedric]

I was farting so bad in my sleep that it was waking me up...think it was from some protein powder I was taking before bed

you can check me off as being in that category. always those loud crunchy ones that wake me up. i should put a mic by my bum when i sleep and wake up the whole neighbourhood

[champcar99]

[QUOTE=cedric;27208]always those loud crunchy ones





hahahahah

[kawikaratekid]

Yeah it's happened to me. I'm not really worried about it though because I'm sleeping and it's out of my control....Kind of funny when you think about it though, you blast off a fart so loud in your sleep that you wake someone up lol..

[MrWicked]

Hahahaha dude thats awesome, but meh whatever not like you could have controlled it really anyways you were sleeping lol.

I could picture the face though haha...

[tripleA]

I'm a sleep farter and awake farter. You don't like it, don't smell it.

[Felinecougar]

Only when I nap do I notice because it wake me. I had eaten canned artichokes on my salad for lunch and OMG. Worse then any protein bar.

[guest]

you are not alone. you either cedric.