Hiding Gear

[tripleA]

My gf comes over often so I have to hide all my gear. Peel labels off the bottles of tabs. Hide my HGH in egg cartons. Vials who knows where. My shit is all over the place. Since I only do one cycle a year, I forget where I put everything and I forget what my pills are. I found some light blue pills, red pills, white pills and am clueless to what they are. What have I become.......

[Mr Ontario]

A turd?:bch

[trykillthis]

A turd?:bch

LMFAO. I just about snarked my drink all over the place.

But back on topic, just get a safe. Even a little brief case style one would work. Just say its got your passport and birth cert. in it.

[MassNutrition]

A turd?:bch


LMFAO.

[Mr Ontario]

K back on topic! lol

I have bunch of these kicking around the house! Let me know if you need any! I have a couple new ones still!

http://www.cansafe.net/ProductGroups.html

[bigdaddydrew123]

id laugh but it sounds too familiar

[spiderman7]

Well I store all my natural products in a empty protein container in the basement fridge.

[tripleA]

Turd? Well I'll try to take it as a compliment. I see Mr. Ontario still has not outgrown his hating phase yet.

[St]

You should post a pic of each tab.Also get one of the items mr_ontairo has great to hide your stuff in.

[champcar99]

My gf comes over often so I have to hide all my gear. Peel labels off the bottles of tabs. Hide my HGH in egg cartons. Vials who knows where. My shit is all over the place. Since I only do one cycle a year, I forget where I put everything and I forget what my pills are. I found some light blue pills, red pills, white pills and am clueless to what they are. What have I become.......

I would say lazy bro, what does it take to put your gear away some place safe..

[spiderman7]

Why not just tell her the truth? If she doesn't like to bad. If you guys are going to last she will eventually have to accept it.

[tripleA]

Why not just tell her the truth? If she doesn't like to bad. If you guys are going to last she will eventually have to accept it.

When we first dated years ago she asked me if I was clean. I swore etc I am all natural and she said if she ever found out I was on stuff she's leave me. She's a great girl and not ready for a rocky road yet.
I hide my gear all over the place instead of one spot just in case she does find it. Would be better if she found 1 bottle of something as opposed to a bag full of stuff.

[champcar99]

I dont think anyone can speak for your girlfriend..you could findout for yourself ..lol

[Mr Ontario]

The truth is that he keeps changing girlfriends all the time and doesn't feel the need to tell them as he doesn't know how long the relationship is going to the last and most girls can't be trusted. So I see where he is coming from :)


When we first dated years ago she asked me if I was clean. I swore etc I am all natural and she said if she ever found out I was on stuff she's leave me. She's a great girl and not ready for a rocky road yet.
I hide my gear all over the place instead of one spot just in case she does find it. Would be better if she found 1 bottle of something as opposed to a bag full of stuff.

[knockyouout]

I keep my stuff in a locked tool box, and for some reason she never asks whats inside.

[Big D]

man just buy a safe, or a tool box that locks.

[IronRobi]

When we first dated years ago she asked me if I was clean. I swore etc I am all natural and she said if she ever found out I was on stuff she's leave me. She's a great girl and not ready for a rocky road yet.
I hide my gear all over the place instead of one spot just in case she does find it. Would be better if she found 1 bottle of something as opposed to a bag full of stuff.

I went through the same thing with my ex. Try passing off a red mark on your ass cheek as a mosquito bite! hahaha I told my current gf, and even though no matter what I teach her she still worries, she doesn't get angry and supports what I do and why I do it. Maybe try approaching her saying you're thinking about trying it for the "first time" and wanted her feedback, just to see how she reacts. If she freaks out keep hiding it, and if she's ok with it then tell her when you start your next cycle.

[tripleA]

She's 100% against stuff and I don't need anymore drama in my life. You know how chicks are, you get a safe and they want to know what's inside cause then they think you're hiding something. Especially if you are in a long term relationship, something Mr. Ontario knows nothing about since I don't think he even ever had a date. Anyways I'd rather not tell her anyways just in case we break up. Last thing I would need is her telling all my friends/family I'm not all natural (which I am).

[Mr Ontario]

Ya..then don't tell her....you know her best...if you think she will freak out or tell someone.....then I wouldn't either. There is has allot of X's I'm glad I didn't tell as I know for a fact they would have used it against me in the end and who knows who they would of told. Some things always comes back and bites in you in the ass. My family itself has never known that I have used...they may have been suspicious lol


She's 100% against stuff and I don't need anymore drama in my life. You know how chicks are, you get a safe and they want to know what's inside cause then they think you're hiding something. Especially if you are in a long term relationship, something Mr. Ontario knows nothing about since I don't think he even ever had a date. Anyways I'd rather not tell her anyways just in case we break up. Last thing I would need is her telling all my friends/family I'm not all natural (which I am).

[physique]

just tell her, she doesnt like it, get a new girlfriend. simple

[bigdaddydrew123]

ya but some exes end up being very vindictive. just cause they support you when your with them. hell hath no fury..... thats an old old saying ...its still accurate

[RJ*]

safes are cheap man

[spiderman7]

If you want to keep her maybe you should go "O'Natural". Or dump her and find the love of your life that loves the juice lol!

[tripleA]

safes are cheap man

It's not about being cheap. Believe me if you have a safe your girl will insist on looking inside. Or else she'll say shit like you don't trust me, are you hiding something etc. It's a no win situation.

[Houstonbc]

tell her youre thinking of starting a cycle to take it to the next level and see how she reacts. Explain yourself educate her on it that its safe and ok to do as shes probably heard a bunch of b-s like its gonna kill you or something. If its still a no go resume finding a good hiding spot but hopefully you dont have to because hiding shit just sucks youre bound to get caught one day.

[MizzFitt]

ya but some exes end up being very vindictive. just cause they support you when your with them. hell hath no fury..... thats an old old saying ...its still accurate

That is so true! I know so many girls that will do anything to ruin a guys life if he pisses her off and they break up.

[Anatomy]

leave a small fire safe out of the way but visible. When she asks about it, tell her you've always had it but usually keep it in <insert no-visible location here> and open it to show her the docs you keep safe from fire in there [birth cert, passport, 100&#37; math test, health care, bonds, crayon drawings... whatever]. Keep it full of docs and in the place you said you store it for a couple of weeks until it seems normal and she's bored by it. After that, keep the docs in there [so they don't show up elsewhere to remind her] and enjoy your security. If she ever wants to see inside you just say that you misplaced the key [it will of course be found magically when she isn't around and after you've had a chance to relocate sensitive contents]. The only downside is that if she ever wants to hurt you she might just steel the firesafe. Use the same principle for GH... inside something that's been in the fridge for a long time, something she won't use and shouldn't be thrown away.

[Xplode]

It's not about being cheap. Believe me if you have a safe your girl will insist on looking inside. Or else she'll say shit like you don't trust me, are you hiding something etc. It's a no win situation.

Mine doesn't. I bought a fire safe from walmart for less than $30 and it is a life saver. I keep all kinds of stuff in there and I love it.

My gf asked what it was once and I told her exactly what other guys have said here...I've always had it and it has important personal docs and info. She only asked once and the only time she mentions it is when she curses it when she stubs her toe on it (I keep it under the bed)

Good Luck Bro!

[Drago99]

Most of my gear is hiding in some f#$@en Custom's warehouse I am so tired of over sea orders

[LIVEHARD]

A turd?:bch

Lmao

What the F'k bro tell her are you embaresed your a juice bag ??

I get the kittens to do my shots it's easier the F'king about in the mirrior

Ask her to pinn you show her how !!!!!!!! :moon right there !!!

[LIVEHARD]

The truth is that he keeps changing girlfriends all the time and doesn't feel the need to tell them as he doesn't know how long the relationship is going to the last and most girls can't be trusted. So I see where he is coming from :)

I can see that ? But ? the hiding ?? be open or tell them to mind there F'kin BIZ one or the other

[deleteduser0001]

if you are open OR you tell them to mind their biz, those both say they would know about the use, once you break up, that shit is power in their hands and easy slander against you.

keep hiding it, until you are married, **** em.

[LIVEHARD]

Who care what any what else thinks ! Only you can control what you do how you feel lies and hiding will hurt more in the long run

cards on the table or move on get a mature lady in your life

Only you give them the //Quote // shit power

Be your self if they cant handel it well ask your self are they worth it ??

[marcman77]

........wimp, and pussy whipped..lol...j.k

[cog]

if you are open OR you tell them to mind their biz, those both say they would know about the use, once you break up, that shit is power in their hands and easy slander against you.

keep hiding it, until you are married, **** em.

This shit happens a lot....

[LIVEHARD]

the gear benefits her dose it not ??

I bet she enjoys that raging Test induced hard on

[HardWood]

Very interesting thread...I'm trying to find a couple of things hidden in my place and damned if i can find them. What i've learned from this thread: Safe or locking tool box...period.
Although, she found some of my gear and she started to ask all kinds of questions. I thought well, were probably done but to my surprise she asked me to hook her up with some winny tabs! I suggested anavar instead...she just might be THE ONE. Lol!

[tripleA]

right now: hiding my oils in an old pair of pants in back of the closet. as for the hgh, i buy a shit load of eggs. but i have one empty carton where i keep the gh and i make sure it's at the bottom of the pile

[natenator]

right now: hiding my oils in an old pair of pants in back of the closet. as for the hgh, i buy a shit load of eggs. but i have one empty carton where i keep the gh and i make sure it's at the bottom of the pile
lmao sorry dude but thanks for the laugh tonight! lol

[countrychic]

Are you at some point going to tell her? Just curious.... just seems stressful for a long term relationship to have to keep hiding things....always worrying if she is going to find it.

Education is key to understanding :) Most often that's the biggest problem they view it as being BAD..... harmful....hard on health ...ect.

[theboss]

man just buy a safe, or a tool box that locks.

x2 ...simple and effective

done :tu

[mattsask]

I removed a baseboard in the house, cut out the drywall, put my gear and pins in there, then placed the baseboard back in place. That shit is as safe as it gets, plus it doesn't raise the "whats in that safe" question.

[revolution187]

go out andget urself a safe and lock it, she will ask whats inside and u will say nothing and she ask to see and u will say no and let shit hit the fan over it, then and only then u will open and nothing will be inside and u will say "see" i told u, she wont care after that

[budthespud]

She's 100% against stuff and I don't need anymore drama in my life. You know how chicks are, you get a safe and they want to know what's inside cause then they think you're hiding something. Especially if you are in a long term relationship, something Mr. Ontario knows nothing about since I don't think he even ever had a date. Anyways I'd rather not tell her anyways just in case we break up. Last thing I would need is her telling all my friends/family I'm not all natural (which I am).


You're gonna have to make a decision about what means more to YOU......the lifestyle or the girl !!
As for your family and friends.........I'm sure most of them have come to their own assumptions about what it is you REALLY do, especially after you finish this long cycle of HGH and Test along with your red pills , blue pills yellow pills etc,etc,. In the end , whatever happens they'll still be your family. Your friends ?? well, you'll soon find out who your friends are. But to constantly have to walk on eggshells because some broad is "against it"......**** THAT !!
Suggestion : Eat 3 honeydew melons the morning before she comes over for a visit. (Melons, especially honeydew apparently assist in the production of spermicidal fluid) Have your camera phone at the ready .
After you dump a big load on her fore-head , snap a pic of her as she tries to wipe the goop from her eye.
After she cleans up, tell her about what you do.........if she leaves you fine. If she threatens to tell her friends, kindly remind her of the pics you have of her which may find their way on Facebook or Twitter.:mock

[bigtavi8]

i have a safe and if anyone asks its for passport and special bank documents and jewellery. Works like a charm but it makes noise when i push the bottons every mon and thurs morn.hahhaha..

[L3]

i have a locked toolbox in a second box filled with tools...cant get more inconspicuous than that

[Ritch]

I hide some miscellanous things in an empty uno box. But put the box in something else and that someting else in something else as well. If someone finds that, they`re snooping. If they`re smart, they will know they found something they shouldn`t have, and may not talk to you about it, if they do. If they decide to bring it up, well at least you have pull in the fight you`re about to have.

Good luck!

[Ritch]

I removed a baseboard in the house, cut out the drywall, put my gear and pins in there, then placed the baseboard back in place. That shit is as safe as it gets, plus it doesn't raise the "whats in that safe" question.

Your stash of gay porn must be well hidden in there as well! :lick

[revolution187]

i like ritchs idea, plus it makes u feel like ur in the mafia hiding shit

[guest]

I hide some miscellanous things in an empty uno box. But put the box in something else and that someting else in something else as well. If someone finds that, they`re snooping. If they`re smart, they will know they found something they shouldn`t have, and may not talk to you about it, if they do. If they decide to bring it up, well at least you have pull in the fight you`re about to have.

Good luck!

leave a note in there with it that says "you're on camera."

[Bowlcut]

My gear is pretty much out in the open in my bedroom (frosted class panel cabinet). All I have are vials of delatestryl with my Rx on them so it aint like I am too concerned about people seeing my legit Rx drugs.

[Ritch]

leave a note in there with it that says "you're on camera."

LMAO!!! Awesome idea, ha ha ha...

[jaws]

Well if my GF is nosey enough to be snooping through my stuff then **** er! Non of her business what I have in my little black box lol. Last time she know I was on she said this better be the last time I said yes now when she gone out I gust shoot, and have no probs but last cycle was fishy as appetite went up a lot and also I put on 15LBS. Just told her her cooking is deadly every now and then!

[z83]

Well if my GF is nosey enough to be snooping through my stuff then **** er! Non of her business what I have in my little black box lol. Last time she know I was on she said this better be the last time I said yes now when she gone out I gust shoot, and have no probs but last cycle was fishy as appetite went up a lot and also I put on 15LBS. Just told her her cooking is deadly every now and then!

hahahaha

[hatfull]

I keep my gear where ever is easiest for my gf to find it when i need her to go get me it:welldone

[guest5]

Something that has not been mentioned is this. What if you were in some kind of accident and had to go into hospital and your girlfriend or boyfriend was your contact. For reasons that could be a matter of like or death for you they might need to know all the medications you are taking so they can effectively put you back together the safest way possible. If she/he was able to evenly loosely list things off they will know more about what to be precautious for and also what other medications to keep handy for you.

[natenator]

Something that has not been mentioned is this. What if you were in some kind of accident and had to go into hospital and your girlfriend or boyfriend was your contact. For reasons that could be a matter of like or death for you they might need to know all the medications you are taking so they can effectively put you back together the safest way possible. If she/he was able to evenly loosely list things off they will know more about what to be precautious for and also what other medications to keep handy for you.
Agreed. There's a reason they ask if you're on any medication.

[ironwill]

Grunter girl, always the voice of reason...I like your style chica....We are looking forward to mtg you guys Saturday!!!

[bcaamuscle]

I just throw anything I want to hide inside a desktop computer case..easy solution, no woman would ever crack that open lol