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RagingRandy
20-09-2010, 10:23 AM
I found some of these stats quite sad. http://www.elitefeet.com/are-you-an-average-man
Excerpts...
Number of pull-ups he can do: 1
Size of the average guy's biceps: 13 inches (flexed)...this amazed me. Mine are 16.5 and to me they are very small.
Percentage of men who would never skip another workout if... they could build twice the muscle with half the effort: 40%....Can you say LAZY
yeah' i feel very small aswell, and I am quite bigger than average person.. but again.. the average is a quite low standard to compare to.
GYMBRAT
20-09-2010, 11:07 AM
I feel average, but most everyone stares at me like I'm out of place, which obviously means I stand out among the "average guy" so....
vakker
21-09-2010, 11:37 PM
I thought this was amusing.
The part of a man's body that is the biggest turn-on for the average woman: his butt
The part the average guy spends the most time trying to develop: his chest
I've got two things in common.
-The average man is married with two children.
-Size of his waist: 34 inches
I found this funny
The average man earns $36,100 per year and has $3,100 in the bank. because I make alot more than this and have alot less than that in the bank :D
Forever
22-09-2010, 12:26 AM
Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
Really?
Don't get me wrong, I love working out and all but....
Big D
22-09-2010, 11:56 AM
The average man sucks
maximus14
22-09-2010, 06:58 PM
the avg man can bench press 160x1
Big D
22-09-2010, 09:17 PM
the average gorilla can bench press 400lbs
evoke
22-09-2010, 11:03 PM
Percentage of men who consider themselves "physically fit": 69%
* Percentage who actually are: 13%
haha
Also, only 1 pull up!? Seriously? Can't be true.
Forever
23-09-2010, 12:14 AM
most men can't do ANY pullup's, but those who can, rep em out and bring the average up.... to 1 lol.
macka
23-09-2010, 11:54 AM
most men can't do ANY pullup's, but those who can, rep em out and bring the average up.... to 1 lol.
sadly 2 is 100% more then the average schmuck. Looking at this I guess I am in the 13% who are fit, and I am not that fit so sad.
Thorgrim
23-09-2010, 11:19 PM
Pretty Sad my GF can do one chin up and I just got her started lifting weights.
countrychic
24-09-2010, 09:07 AM
Pretty Sad my GF can do one chin up and I just got her started lifting weights.
she will get better at them! chinups are hard....give her some time. If she just started and she stays consistent she will surprise herself and you.
steve_d
24-09-2010, 03:50 PM
•Time it takes the average guy to run a mile: 8 minutes, 34 seconds
•Time it takes the average American man to run 1.5 miles: 12 minutes, 45 seconds
so why is it that the pace per mile actually is faster when doing 1.5 miles?
steve_d
24-09-2010, 03:52 PM
•Percentage of men who would never skip another workout if... women began wearing see-through spandex: 16%
If this were my gym, I don't think I'd ever train again...
Forever
24-09-2010, 09:56 PM
•Percentage of men who would never skip another workout if... women began wearing see-through spandex: 16%
If this were my gym, I don't think I'd ever train again...
I would be spending a LOT of time in the cardio section lurking:shock
Dryvrgrl
25-09-2010, 07:58 PM
I'm pretty sure I can kick Average Man's ASS!!!! If not.. I am a 100% CERTAIN I can run away from him in an all out mile!
I'd MUCH rather workout in the gym than have sex with average man!! ;)
Dryvrgrl
25-09-2010, 08:00 PM
(p.s. I did 6 wide grip pullups unassisted today!!:beer)
evoke
26-09-2010, 12:24 AM
•Percentage of men who would never skip another workout if... women began wearing see-through spandex: 16%
If this were my gym, I don't think I'd ever train again...
Me too. I hate any distractions when I'm trying to focus.
gmoney
27-09-2010, 12:26 PM
Interesting read. I'm surprised the average bench for someone my age is so high at 180lbs. It's sad but I don't see many people benching that much at my gym.
I just did 255x1 the other day though :D
steve_d
27-09-2010, 01:37 PM
Me too. I hate any distractions when I'm trying to focus.
I was implying more the fact that seeing 99% of women in my gym in see through would leave me scarred for life,.
natenator
27-09-2010, 01:39 PM
I was implying more the fact that seeing 99% of women in my gym in see through would leave me scarred for life,.
I knew what you were getting at ;)
Forever
27-09-2010, 05:49 PM
You guys must go to ugly gyms, there are already far to many distractions at mine.
Thorgrim
30-09-2010, 08:41 PM
she will get better at them! chinups are hard....give her some time. If she just started and she stays consistent she will surprise herself and you.
Not sure how you read that but I meant it was sad that the average man can do one chinup and a relatively untrained woman can do one chinup. I am proud of my girl, she already surprised me.
macka
30-09-2010, 09:19 PM
I'd MUCH rather workout in the gym than have sex with average man!! ;)
what about the average woman?:lick
Dryvrgrl
01-10-2010, 06:27 AM
what about the average woman?:lick
lol.. NOPE!! If that bitch can't even press 57% of her bodyweight (which is the stat I found on how much the average woman can press)... I don't want her!! ;)
the average woman is fat, depressed and boring... or straight
macka
01-10-2010, 07:19 AM
lol.. NOPE!! If that bitch can't even press 57% of her bodyweight (which is the stat I found on how much the average woman can press)... I don't want her!! ;)
the average woman is fat, depressed and boring... or straight
so you need wonder woman then
Big D
01-10-2010, 09:50 AM
lol.. NOPE!! If that bitch can't even press 57% of her bodyweight (which is the stat I found on how much the average woman can press)... I don't want her!! ;)
the average woman is fat, depressed and boring... or straight
ya whats up with that ? I find alot women seem so damn miserable.
natenator
01-10-2010, 11:08 AM
lol.. NOPE!! If that bitch can't even press 57% of her bodyweight (which is the stat I found on how much the average woman can press)... I don't want her!! ;)
the average woman is fat, depressed and boring... or straight
you seem to prefer women who look like men yet you don't like men?
natenator
01-10-2010, 11:08 AM
ya whats up with that ? I find alot women seem so damn miserable.
could be your company that makes them so damn miserable? :D
macka
01-10-2010, 11:13 AM
could be your company that makes them so damn miserable? :D
kinda like you?:greet
Dryvrgrl
01-10-2010, 12:59 PM
you seem to prefer women who look like men yet you don't like men?
I dont like women who look like men! LOL... I just dont like fat depressed or boring women!
Muscular women dont look like men.. they look like muscular women!
I like men!! they entertain the hell outta me! They are fun to hang out with, easy to understand! generally watch better movies than women do!!...I just dont wanna f%#k em!
macka
01-10-2010, 03:48 PM
I think you just ****ed Nate up
gregdoucette
01-10-2010, 07:27 PM
Id rather train then have sex with an avg looking women too. avg sucks.
Anthony
13-10-2010, 02:16 PM
The Average man: Needs to work out a bit more.
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