New job, piss test for street drugs, help!

[btufts]

Hey everyone, I start a new job tomorrow and they will be drug testing me (not sure when) for things like weed, cocaine etc. I do smoke weed every once in a while but how long does it really stay in your system? especially for someone who eats very clean, lots of fruits and veggies (antioxidants), atleast 6 litres of water a day. I've read these things are all taken into account as to how long it will be in my system. Help please!

[Forever]

How long since the last time you smoked it?
I seem to remember it can be traceable up to a month, but depending on the person and how much they smoke it can be much less.

[btufts]

yeah i don't really smoke very often but it's been about a week and a half now or two

[LonelyBedouin]

http://www.concept420.com/how-long-does-marijuana-stay-system.htm

3-30 days but depends on the person and how much you smoke I think.

[btufts]

I'm hoping 3 days, looks like its cranberry juice everyday for me!

[RagingRandy]

Repeat after me....I was at a party recently and there were people smoking but I had no idea they were smoking marijuana. I must have taken in some second-hand smoke. (Hang head and shake) I feel so violated.

If you can say that with a straight face you are in the clear. :)

[btufts]

hahaha something along those lines, i'd say friends in a car were smoking marijuana it must have been from that. car= tight quarters= more smoke lol

[Knuckles28]

how often do you puff? a week and a half ago but how much before that?
Usually 30 days, as you said a lot does have to do with you metabolisim, bodyfat, but more so with the amount you smoke..
My buddy got tested going to work at the shipyard he claimed it was second hand but the levels of weed in his system proved otherwise. He used some drink he bought that claimed he would pass his test really all it did was make the strip test inconclusive so they sent his sample away for further testing.

[btufts]

I may smoke once every 2 weeks or so. I'm hoping with my diet, metabolism, drinking tons of water, eating lots of blueberries that I can flush it out

[MrFrench]

I don't appreciate rec drug talk.

[Big D]

I don't appreciate rec drug talk.

up tight much?

[thesizzler]

Repeat after me....I was at a party recently and there were people smoking but I had no idea they were smoking marijuana. I must have taken in some second-hand smoke. (Hang head and shake) I feel so violated.

If you can say that with a straight face you are in the clear. :)

Oh thats good !!

LOL

[#8]

drinking vinegar will shut down your kidneys and "fool" a piss test. Im not sure how much you have to drink or how soon before you have to drink it. Look it up if you're out of options. Or order online one of those THC free piss kits with the rubber dick lol.

[MrFrench]

up tight much?



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[bigtavi8]

The cannabonoids get absorbed into your fat cells so that is why its harder to clean out because it becomes trapped in fat cells. So as long as u stay good and eat and drink a tonne of clean food you will be alright.

[dainbramaged]

up tight much?

Not to throw fuel on the fire but it might be a concern since it's peripherally going against one of MP's rules for the board.

[btufts]

sorry if this is breaking the rules guys lol i was just lookin for some help on the matter is all. i'm not asking for ways to fool the test just how long it will take for me to get it out! good thing is its not till monday morning. i just recently cut a LOT of fat off my frame. went from 220 to 195 so there isn't much fat on me right now. my diet is basically early stage pre contest. lots and lots of water, fresh fruits, very low fat in my diet. next monday will be about 20 days since the last time i smoked so hopefully it should be good and gone out of my system

[Knuckles28]

Not to throw fuel on the fire but it might be a concern since it's peripherally going against one of MP's rules for the board.

i dont see why this would apply to pot, i mean it is now a prescription drug and we are aloud to talk about the UGL knock off's of prescription drugs.
Sure it's used recreationally but so is Cialis, Viagra, and in many cases AAS... no flaming intended.:fb

[ironwill]

Repeat after me....I was at a party recently and there were people smoking but I had no idea they were smoking marijuana. I must have taken in some second-hand smoke. (Hang head and shake) I feel so violated.

If you can say that with a straight face you are in the clear. :)

It worked for snowboarder Russ, whatever his last name was.....but not for this...lol...
The whizzinator works great, unless they strip you down and make you lift your sack, as they do out here at times...

[Knuckles28]

It worked for snowboarder Russ, whatever his last name was.....but not for this...lol...
The whizzinator works great, unless they strip you down and make you lift your sack, as they do out here at times...

I heard the States banned the sale of the whizzinator!! lol
Funny looking contraption!! i believe because it was designed to be used only as a method of cheating a drug test, im too lazy too google this.

Russ Rebagliata or something like that, i only remeber that because of a SNL skit where they called him "Russ Nicklebagliotta.. Really he should be ashamed that as a snowboarder he only had small traces of THC in his system!! Dam cheaters!!!

[yAr]

THC stores in fat cells, if you have low body fat after two weeks you will be fine, ive past within a week and a half, and im roughly 14%

Also do a clense the day befor ( if u know when the test is, legally they have to give you a weeks notice ) drink cranberry juice and , and cardio like and aniamal,sauna steam room. When test day comes dont eat anything just lots of water, that way your piss has nothing in it..

[bigtavi8]

sorry if this is breaking the rules guys lol i was just lookin for some help on the matter is all. i'm not asking for ways to fool the test just how long it will take for me to get it out! good thing is its not till monday morning. i just recently cut a LOT of fat off my frame. went from 220 to 195 so there isn't much fat on me right now. my diet is basically early stage pre contest. lots and lots of water, fresh fruits, very low fat in my diet. next monday will be about 20 days since the last time i smoked so hopefully it should be good and gone out of my system

Your set bro, your young, lean. Just keep doing that and ull be fine.

[dremen]

You will test positive for marijuana for sure. That shit can stay in your fat cells for up to 6 months. No amount of vinegar or cranberry juice or water is going to change that dude. Best bet is to lie through your teeth and play stupid.

If you get the job I suggest giving up the green, either that or get a job that don't drug test.

FYI the only REAL way to pass a piss test with flying colors is to use a catheter/syringe and inject a buddies clean piss into you bladder after you have taken a huge piss then hold it till you have to do your test.

I've never done this, but have heard lots of sports players and business types have had to do so.

:goodluck

[ironwill]

You will test positive for marijuana for sure. That shit can stay in your fat cells for up to 6 months. No amount of vinegar or cranberry juice or water is going to change that dude. Best bet is to lie through your teeth and play stupid.

If you get the job I suggest giving up the green, either that or get a job that don't drug test.

FYI the only REAL way to pass a piss test with flying colors is to use a catheter/syringe and inject a buddies clean piss into you bladder after you have taken a huge piss then hold it till you have to do your test.

I've never done this, but have heard lots of sports players and business types have had to do so.

:goodluck
LOL, that was a good football movie...classic.....

[natenator]

LOL, that was a good football movie...classic.....
The Program!

[ironwill]

yesss, it was killing me, on the tip of my tongue...:)

[countrychic]

FYI the only REAL way to pass a piss test with flying colors is to use a catheter/syringe and inject a buddies clean piss into you bladder after you have taken a huge piss then hold it till you have to do your test.

:goodluck



GOODLORD!!! :shock

[vakker]

Source? right, your imagination does not count.

Its 3 days give or take but it compounds, so if you smoke 3 days in a row its 9 days, 10 days, then it becomes 30 days until clean.

the other shit about the needle and the piss? have you ever done it? I'd like to see where you imagined this is the only effective way and all others are bunk.



You will test positive for marijuana for sure. That shit can stay in your fat cells for up to 6 months. No amount of vinegar or cranberry juice or water is going to change that dude. Best bet is to lie through your teeth and play stupid.

If you get the job I suggest giving up the green, either that or get a job that don't drug test.

FYI the only REAL way to pass a piss test with flying colors is to use a catheter/syringe and inject a buddies clean piss into you bladder after you have taken a huge piss then hold it till you have to do your test.

I've never done this, but have heard lots of sports players and business types have had to do so.

:goodluck

[JifeLacket]

Just say you had to take a dump but the washroom was hot boxed and it was a really long dump???