Entire Mouthful of MAGGOTS

[bigtavi8]

OH my god boys and girls. BAd experience last night. I had all my meals and it was very late maybe say 1 or 2 am. Im in bed and im like man i should grab a glass of water. I go to the fridge and pour a glass. I decide i want a piece of this flax bread i bought a while back. So its dark cuz i cant be bothered to turn on the lights. I grab 2 pieces and take a huge bite out of one. I feel shit in my mouth squirming and moving. I gag and throw up huge in the sink. Im freaking out turn on the light and look at the bread. Its got white maggots all over it and the shit is like black. I run to the bathroom and purge throw up my entire meals for the day.

Moral of the story: make sure you check ur food before u scarf it down.

Man i dont think ill eat bread ever again just writing this i feel like i could throw up again. (Imagine bug guts in your teeth and maggots on your tongue OMFG)


FML!

[natenator]

good quality protein...

[maximus14]

yeah you should of just chugged your water after, mega nutrients, seriously though thats like my worst nightmare

[cog]

My father-in-law said maggots were really good but he would wash them off first...

[O-Train]

LOL. That sucks! Fly larvae are full of protein and would have been fine to eat. The bread on the other hand...not so much :D.

[Mr Ontario]

Have some gag reflexes do ya ;)

[#8]

thats messed up fersher.

[musclegeek19]

Lol, oh man... def glad I wasn't eating anything when I read this!

[Andre Gregoire]

I don't think I will ever be able to eat bread again either. Shit that must have really sucked.

[Delt King]

Well that's about the nastiest thing i could think of to avoid eating carbs Tav lol.

[ironwill]

(Imagine bug guts in your teeth and maggots on your tongue OMFG)FML!
LOL, damn sounds like me after an afternoon on my Harley.....lol...
That is some gross shit Tav......Man i would have puked my guts out also....
Remember that feeling next prep....If you cant, ill remind you.....:shock

[Forever]

Thats ****ing gross I hate maggots!
I can handle pretty much any other creepy crawly, but I would probably die of grossness if this happened to me....

How the hell did you manage to put your hand in the bag and grab two slices then get them to your face without feeling them wiggling around? Usually you can hear them wiggling in bags, man you must have been half asleep or something.

Oh and wtf is in your bread??? Usually maggots only eat dead rotting flesh, never heard of them in a loaf of bread lol.

[flapjack]

I guess you wouldn't make it on Fear Factor! LOL!

****in Gross!

[Talo]

How long does bread have to be in your cupboard before it gets maggots ?

I've kept shit around the house longer than it should be kept , but never ran into that issue, lol .

[O-Train]

How long does bread have to be in your cupboard before it gets maggots ?

I've kept shit around the house longer than it should be kept , but never ran into that issue, lol .

It's not so much the time as it is the ability for the flies to get to the bread and lay their eggs.

[cog]

Just in case anybody is wondering,my father-in-law didn't eat those by choice!:)

[zeezee]

Maggots? That is nothing. Read this thread.

http://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-share/what-your-most-20151.html

Zeezee (future nurse) :)

[GYMBRAT]

mmmmm yummy

[cog]

Maggots? That is nothing. Read this thread.

http://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-share/what-your-most-20151.html

Zeezee (future nurse) :)

Minor stuff zeezee.

[bcaamuscle]

gross delete this thread hahaha

[4031]

on the bright side, you wont be craving bread when dieting!

[R-Money]

this is the part where Joe Rogan offers moral support.

[baza]

I hate seeing maggots in the garbage can, I don't think there is anything more disgusting.