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physique
21-06-2010, 04:11 PM
seeing as u like girls extra thick, u might aswell get extreme wealth to go with all that extra loving.

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/

Ritch
21-06-2010, 06:05 PM
LOL! The 4th one from the bottom I`d marry if it meant I would never have to work and could just train, sleep get massage work done, have my own cook, and take all the gear I want, then seduce myself with whatever "medication" to bang that woman.

Ritch
21-06-2010, 06:08 PM
Ah this is hilarious! check out her profile!

Name Hangemn Lowe
Age 24
Location Stockholm
Occupation Business Executive - International airline
Wealth 2 million euro
Source of wealth I have huge assets and use them well. This creates a lot of interest as I am sure you can imagine. All the interest I receive from my huge assets means I can live in luxury and do anything I want. What is missing from the equation is YOU. I need a man who can also enjoy my assets and help to support me (in non financial ways).
Interests Hot air ballooning.
Likes Bald headed men who are completely toothless.
Dislikes Recycled toothpicks.
Profile of the ideal partner

Age 20 - 35
Looks Bald and toothless.
Personality Moronic, depressive. (Must like big boobs for I am rather a busty girl)
Must Like licking toes,
Must not Wear slippers or sandals

Intentions: to have lots of kids.