Newfie flight!!!

[ironwill]

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:






'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.






Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD !'



Silence followed!


Some moments later the Captain came back on the PA;

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'






One Newfie passenger yelled,






'Lord tunderin' jezis, you should see the back of mine! '

[MMASTAR]

ok ok.. i got a cheesy airplane joke...

After making his usual announcements the pilot puts down the mic but forgets to shut it off, he turns to his co pilot and says (so that the entire plane can hear) "I could sure use a good cup of coffe and a blowjob this morning" a stewardess dashes from the back of the plane to tell the captain he has left the mic on and a passenger yells " dont forget the coffee!!"

[Ritch]

Wasen`t sure this joke would deliver. It did!