The next time you are being tazered...

[BAM]

Just yell Yahweh!!!! and you'll be alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcjVsScVaHE





Yeah I know.. repost.. but classic

[Ritch]

Hilarious, never seen that one before. Geez, and I thought I had to deal with some bullshit at work... But man, those cops just looked real dumb letting him get away.

[tiramisu]

... apparently it also helps to be a wingnut. He's lucky the cop didn't hit him with a stick and then shoot him.

[guest]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B9NN2emeHg&NR=1

[519Muscle]

wtf, after all that the guy got away from the cops, looks like they didn't even attempt to chase after him.

[BAM]

He cast a spell of confusion.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Anything is possible when you hold the power of Jesus close to your heart.

[BAM]

Uh.. He was calling on Yahweh, not Jesus.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Uh.. He was calling on Yahweh, not Jesus.

Same thing.

[kloan]

ehh... not quite. wikipedia told me "Yahweh is the personal name of God in the Hebrew Bible"

so what do you think... tazer malfunction or prayers answered?? lol....

[buildinthaskinnys]

ehh... not quite. wikipedia told me "Yahweh is the personal name of God in the Hebrew Bible"

so what do you think... tazer malfunction or prayers answered?? lol....

Jesus is a Jew and Jesus is god, so whats your problem?

[kloan]

Jesus is a Jew and Jesus is god, so whats your problem?

Jesus was a person. What's your problem?

[buildinthaskinnys]

Jesus was a person. What's your problem?

I think I need to retract my statements. I was just screwin around.

[kloan]

*allegedly*

I wasn't sure if you were messin around or not... Hard to tell sometimes.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Its all hocus pocus to me, I just don't want to hurt anyones feelings over it.

[guest]

..

I have an imaginary bunny.

[kloan]

Its all hocus pocus to me, I just don't want to hurt anyones feelings over it.

I have a devil in my avatar... my feelings are safe. :)

[buildinthaskinnys]

Though I would have to admit, if thats Jew power at work I might turn Hebrew myself YAHWEH!! :a+

[kloan]

Though I would have to admit, if thats Jew power at work I might turn Hebrew myself YAHWEH!! :a+

Yeah man do it!! The best part is having to separate meat and dairy cutlery and dishes. Doesn't get old fast at all. :rolleyes: :D

[BAM]

If you want to become a Jew, its harder than you think.. They don't want you.. and even if your were persistent and tenacious enough to actually find a Rabbi that will even keep an appointment with your lowly, goyim, ass and you get your Jew badge, you'd still be a 2nd grade convert jew to them. They'll love you like you love your dog, not an equal. (unless you are wealthy or talented.. then they will welcome you with open arms and exclaim to the world that you were always a Jew to start with.) Besides that, there is a load of studying you have to do.

Not to mention that its as much a race as it is a religion. Your best bet is to knock up a Jewess.

Now with that said.. I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry as by the looks of it, public opinion is shifting against them at an exponential rate.

[manfreakca]

God is with me!!who can be against me!!

[buildinthaskinnys]

If you want to become a Jew, its harder than you think.. They don't want you.. and even if your were persistent and tenacious enough to actually find a Rabbi that will even keep an appointment with your lowly, goyim, ass and you get your Jew badge, you'd still be a 2nd grade convert jew to them. They'll love you like you love your dog, not an equal. (unless you are wealthy or talented.. then they will welcome you with open arms and exclaim to the world that you were always a Jew to start with.) Besides that, there is a load of studying you have to do.

Not to mention that its as much a race as it is a religion. Your best bet is to knock up a Jewess.

Now with that said.. I wouldn't be in too much of a hurry as by the looks of it, public opinion is shifting against them at an exponential rate.

Dude, did you think I was serious? no need to bring out the hate parade. My honest belief is that all religions should die out and be replaced in favour of a shamanistic lifestyle not unlike the north american indians former way of life. Materialism and greed to me, seems deeply rooted in religion, not to mention real disregard for human life and its meaning also seems to have origins in most modern religion.

[Mr Ontario]

Look like O.P.P uniforms?