I Need to Spread Green Around

[PdH]

It seems I always need to spread green around, but finding such posts isn't always easy. I've been given green in the past when asked, so, if you post something smart or witty in this thread you get green (if I can give it to you).

I'm not really fond of the spread green around thing. :)

[JacktheThriller]

You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when i angry!

[countrychic]

You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when i angry!

lol I am sitting here reading PDH's thread and thought ohhh this should be good to see the first post on this and this is what you came up with ;) :D

[Ritch]

I post funny pictures. Give me green.

[#8]

Saw a great graffiti quote on a bathroom wall before....

"Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted"

I wrote it.

[Ritch]

^^^ Funny!

[MuSuLPhReAk]

BTW, it should now show under your avatar how much points you give when you rep someone. Well I see it anyway, not sure about the rest of you :D

[MMASTAR]

Ha ha... this is all i got...lol..

http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/images/abnormal-egg.jpg

[Ritch]

How`s this: Standing here doing a dance, thought I had to fart, but instead shit my pants.

Or: It`s nasty here, smells like shit, it`s time a match be lit.

Or: What`s that disgusting smell, it`s me I just took the shit from hell.

Or: Was trying to look like player, then I shit my underwear. ( If you say it properly, it rhymes)

Why do you make me say these things #8?

[PdH]

Ok, so far green to everyone but MP and MMASTAR. Sorry Bros, I got to spread it around. If you could only hear my tone when I say that. :)

[PdH]

lol I am sitting here reading PDH's thread and thought ohhh this should be good to see the first post on this and this is what you came up with ;) :D

I love this response, cause I love smart women. :)

[_Ragnar_]

How`s this: Standing here doing a dance, thought I had to fart, but instead shit my pants.

Or: It`s nasty here, smells like shit, it`s time a match be lit.

Or: What`s that disgusting smell, it`s me I just took the shit from hell.

Or: Was trying to look like player, then I shit my underwear. ( If you say it properly, it rhymes)

Why do you make me say these things #8?

i always loved

Some come here to shit and stink but I come here to sit and think

And: I saw you take that shit now put it back!!

[Gilmour]

How about I tell a story involving racial harmony and love?

When I was at summer camp in August of 1981 we went on a 3 day canoe trip from North Bay to Mattawa, passing through Samuel De Champlain Provincial Park. L'Auberege De Pioneers was the camp name I believe. BDH knows about it. I had just turned 12 and was right ****ing horny. There was a gorgeous 15 year old Six Nations Native girl who was the leader of my 3 man conoe and she paddled around in a black bikini top and cut off jean shorts the entire time. One on occasion our canoe flipped in some rapids and when she came up from under the water her bikini top had fallen off. Nice 'C' tits with some loonie sized brown nipples. First bare set of tits I ever did see. By the second evening I couldn't stand the raging hard - ons any longer so when she went off into the woods with her friend to take a piss I followed. When I caught up to them I hid behind a giant oak (or was it maple?) tree and spanked a good one while watching her crouch and piss. I could smell the sweet aroma of her (probably dark brown) meat curtains from about 20 feet away while I ravaged my new best friend with a dry palm. It was probably the second or third time I'd cranked one off, but the most memorable. A victimless crime I figured and nobody was the wiser. A couple of nights later I made out with some homely redhead with huge tits and buck teeth who gave me a handjob but it just wasn't the same as my dark nippled not a **** in any language girl. Ever since then I have felt a special affinity for Native Canadians. Oh Canada, Our Home On Native Land!


Did this story bring up memories of "The Trees" by Rush or "Stone In Love"
by Journey? I'm thinking Journey.

Gimme some ****ing green dude.

[PdH]

How about I tell a story involving racial harmony and love?

When I was at summer camp in August of 1981 we went on a 3 day canoe trip from North Bay to Mattawa, passing through Samuel De Champlain Provincial Park. L'Auberege De Pioneers was the camp name I believe. BDH knows about it. I had just turned 12 and was right ****ing horny. There was a gorgeous 15 year old Six Nations Native girl who was the leader of my 3 man conoe and she paddled around in a black bikini top and cut off jean shorts the entire time. One on occasion our canoe flipped in some rapids and when she came up from under the water her bikini top had fallen off. Nice 'C' tits with some loonie sized brown nipples. First bare set of tits I ever did see. By the second evening I couldn't stand the raging hard - ons any longer so when she went off into the woods with her friend to take a piss I followed. When I caught up to them I hid behind a giant oak (or was it maple?) tree and spanked a good one while watching her crouch and piss. I could smell the sweet aroma of her (probably dark brown) meat curtains from about 20 feet away while I ravaged my new best friend with a dry palm. It was probably the second or third time I'd cranked one off, but the most memorable. A victimless crime I figured and nobody was the wiser. A couple of nights later I made out with some homely redhead with huge tits and buck teeth who gave me a handjob but it just wasn't the same as my dark nippled squaw. Ever since then I have felt a special affinity for Native Canadians. Oh Canada, Our Home On Native Land!


Did this story bring up memories of "The Trees" by Rush or "Stone In Love"
by Journey? I'm thinking Journey.

Gimme some ****ing green dude.

I can't give you green dude cause I got to spread it around. I give for what I agree with and what I don't, as long as it's well considered. I have a problem with you calling Native women squaws though, it means **** in early French language. As you know, I can take much in good stride, but when it comes to women, no consideration. Don't take it personal, cause I like you.

[Gilmour]

I can't give you green dude cause I got to spread it around. I give for what I agree with and what I don't, as long as it's well considered. I have a problem with you calling Native women squaws though, it means **** in early French language. As you know, I can take much in good stride, but when it comes to women, no consideration. Don't take it personal, cause I like you.


I had no idea that's the origin of the word. I took Native studies in university but we never covered that word. I did learn lots about The White Paper though. Ignorance on my part then. Edited.

[MuSuLPhReAk]

I'll give you some green for a supplement review? Trade?

[faller]

How about I tell a story involving racial harmony and love?

When I was at summer camp in August of 1981 we went on a 3 day canoe trip from North Bay to Mattawa, passing through Samuel De Champlain Provincial Park. L'Auberege De Pioneers was the camp name I believe. BDH knows about it. I had just turned 12 and was right ****ing horny. There was a gorgeous 15 year old Six Nations Native girl who was the leader of my 3 man conoe and she paddled around in a black bikini top and cut off jean shorts the entire time. One on occasion our canoe flipped in some rapids and when she came up from under the water her bikini top had fallen off. Nice 'C' tits with some loonie sized brown nipples. First bare set of tits I ever did see. By the second evening I couldn't stand the raging hard - ons any longer so when she went off into the woods with her friend to take a piss I followed. When I caught up to them I hid behind a giant oak (or was it maple?) tree and spanked a good one while watching her crouch and piss. I could smell the sweet aroma of her (probably dark brown) meat curtains from about 20 feet away while I ravaged my new best friend with a dry palm. It was probably the second or third time I'd cranked one off, but the most memorable. A victimless crime I figured and nobody was the wiser. A couple of nights later I made out with some homely redhead with huge tits and buck teeth who gave me a handjob but it just wasn't the same as my dark nippled not a **** in any language girl. Ever since then I have felt a special affinity for Native Canadians. Oh Canada, Our Home On Native Land!


Did this story bring up memories of "The Trees" by Rush or "Stone In Love"
by Journey? I'm thinking Journey.

Gimme some ****ing green dude.

Green! Great story!

[buildinthaskinnys]

I dont know if I ever gave you green before, but I should have, as so many of your quick retorts gave me the giggles, ah, I miss waderow, well not really but in a way kind of. I guess those skyscrapers won't build themselves you know ;)

Ah yes and green to you gilmour, good yarn, reminds me of the good ole' days when I first learned of flogging the joystick.

[dremen]

I hit the mac's store tonight for a few items and the lil asian chick who could'nt speak a lick of english refused to take my $10.00 bill saying "oh a no a, it a not look ghood". :mad:

Good thing I don't have any tren in my system or I would have ****ing lost it man. At least 7-11 hires people who can speak english/french and know what Canadian currency looks like...FUUUUUCK:ji

[buildinthaskinnys]

I hit the mac's store tonight for a few items and the lil asian chick who could'nt speak a lick of english refused to take my $10.00 bill saying "oh a no a, it a not look ghood". :mad:

Good thing I don't have any tren in my system or I would have ****ing lost it man. At least 7-11 hires people who can speak english/french and know what Canadian currency looks like...FUUUUUCK:ji

She couldnt speak english? You should have stabbed her in the face, that'll learn her.

[dremen]

She couldnt speak english? You should have stabbed her in the face, that'll learn her.

Ha ha ha, "that'll learn her"......priceless:p

[PdH]

If I haven't given you green to this point it's b/c I can't, even though I'd like to. Some funny shit coming up here "that'll learn her". That's hilarious! :)

[Big D]

I don't know if I ever told you this but i'm a hot girl. thats me in my avi :D

[PdH]

I don't know if I ever told you this but i'm a hot girl. thats me in my avi :D

Yah, I love you to Big D, but only in that man-love kinda way. I dream of you smashing in the head of Frank Mir and such on a nightly basis. Please don't destroy my dreams.

[marino]

Sorry, PDH this is all I could think of, I know its weak!!

PS How's the recovery from the car accident?

[PdH]

Sorry, PDH this is all I could think of, I know its weak!!

PS How's the recovery from the car accident?

That's ****in funny and deserves green without doubt. :)

[Winnipeg Muscle]

How about a few quotes -

1) "Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive."

2) "We're all born the same, unfettered by preconceived limitations. Eventually, we submit to laws. There are those we must embrace in order to be free... The laws of iron and discipline. Then there are those we must challenge for that very same freedom... The laws of conformity and small-mindedness. The weight of these chains are so subtle, we forget them. This is how we are shackled, tamed. Normalcy becomes the rule and we grow comfortable with limits. Like a dog at the end of a leash, we move but never of our own will.

It is time to defy, time to rise up...
I will test my mettle, pull hard against these restraints. I will not let conventional thinking rule me. As I stand here, the chain will bury deep into my flesh, the weight will pull me down. But I will fight. I will defy gravity. If I fall, I will get back up. Brothers, life is short and every minute that passes hurtles us closer to the end. In the time that I have, I have bound myself to this chosen life and it to me--these words are the contract that bind me to this sport... Upon it, I have signed my name in blood."

[PdH]

1) "Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive."

Think I'll paste that one on my walll. :)

[Sandwiches]

I wear wolf shirts

[daande]

give me green mother****er

[faller]

give me green mother****er

Now THATS green worthy!!

[GYMBRAT]

give me green for backing ur ass up over at CSB and making you a VET!!!! :D

[faller]

give me green for backing ur ass up over at CSB and making you a VET!!!! :D

Didn't i back up your back up?? Lol.. Whats his name said pdh ate shit sandwiches and i said pdh doesn't like bread. :ne

Ya i know, old, but what the hell

[GYMBRAT]

Didn't i back up your back up?? Lol.. Whats his name said pdh ate shit sandwiches and i said pdh doesn't like bread. :ne

Ya i know, old, but what the hell

thats right you did didnt ya. ah the ol shit sandwich riddle LOL