what tiger woods should of say

[physique]

To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. **** all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You mother****ers come out ripping me when I've put more ****ing money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-****ing-Parnavik? Give me a ****ing break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.

[#8]

Gold Jerry! Gold!

lol

my thoughts exactly.

whats the one thing even the most beautiful woman in the world can NEVER offer you?

Variety.

[guest]

Gold Jerry! Gold!

lol

my thoughts exactly.

whats the one thing even the most beautiful woman in the world can NEVER offer you?

Variety.

t'is the spice of life.

[slick rick]

I wish Tiger would say that.. he could become golfs Mike Tyson..

[Retics]

Hahah look up the new southpark episode on allsp.com about tiger woods.

[Knuckles28]

My thoughts exactly, his little "address to the nation" did him more harm than good. He came off like a pompass ass who thought we all really gave a shit if he was banging every women he could.
With all the money why get married?? find a women who will be a great mom to your kids and cut her cheques to raise them while your out hounddogging it up..

[pw154]

To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. **** all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You mother****ers come out ripping me when I've put more ****ing money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-****ing-Parnavik? Give me a ****ing break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.He says that and you can watch all of his sponsors drop him like a bad habit. Don't think for a second that his public apology was anything more than to save him 100's of millions in sponsorships. Humility looks better in the eyes of the public than arrogance, and so it's worth millions more. He's not stupid.

[pw154]

My thoughts exactly, his little "address to the nation" did him more harm than good.More harm than good? Read the post above sport.

[physique]

thats the thing he doest need the sponsorship money anymore.
just go back to*playing golf and everyone else can suck it.
i am positive if he did say that he would still have sponsors,*they wouldnt be the society approved ones mind u but he would definately have some different unapproved society ones.

but really who gives a shit what society thinks

guy has enough money now to retire

[vakker]

He says that and you can watch all of his sponsors drop him like a bad habit.

which they already did, did they not?

[natenator]

which they already did, did they not?
nike is still with him and for good reason.

guys (and most women I'd wager) don't give a ****

[pw154]

which they already did, did they not?Most of them took him back after his public apology

[BB12]

That's great!

I honestly bet... behind closed doors... he's saying those exact words

[Retics]

Go tiger woods lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi5LQ1IpUfw

[dremen]

Tiger should have just walked up to the mic and said "**** you all and stay out of my buisness. Im rich and can pretty much do whatever the **** I want whenever I want to so end of story."

Then he should have flashed his cock to the crowd n walked away a proud man.

Honestly im sick of these ****ing people acting like pussies and pretending to be sorry for their actions when they get caught and we all know it's just bullshit PR salvage.

Grow some balls tiger.

[physique]

pattypoker just offered him 75million over 5 years, which he turned down.

so not all sponsors dislike him and his image

[RagingRandy]

^^^^^Just imagine the commercial.
I'm a player
He's a player (pointing to Charlie Sheen)
Wouldn't you like to be a player too? (winks and deals the cards)

[evoke]

**** them. tiger's the man.