Fat or ugly?

[#8]

Is it worse to bang a fat chick or any ugly chick? Now I know these are both very subjective in terms of what counts as ugly or what counts as fat so I will give a scale that I think works well for most.

For Fatness:

She is fat, if she weighs more than you. For sure nobody can deny that, and most would consider fat well below this standard.

For ugly:

You need at least 12 beers to even consider it, but at least shes skinny and somewhat fit....

Discuss!
:popc2

[Memo]

I rather **** a girl with a nice body and a kinda ugly face. The fat one make me feel dirty and wrong.

[guest]

I rather **** a girl with a nice body and a kinda ugly face. The fat one make me feel dirty and wrong.

ditto

[turboturist]

I rather **** a girl with a nice body and a kinda ugly face. The fat one make me feel dirty and wrong.

Agree 100%, lots of positions to use so you dont have to look at her yap.

[dremen]

Is it worse to bang a fat chick or any ugly chick? Now I know these are both very subjective in terms of what counts as ugly or what counts as fat so I will give a scale that I think works well for most.

For Fatness:

She is fat, if she weighs more than you. For sure nobody can deny that, and most would consider fat well below this standard.

For ugly:

You need at least 12 beers to even consider it, but at least shes skinny and somewhat fit....

Discuss!
:popc2


I can't bang a chick unless she has a pretty face. Besides fat chicks give better head cause there always hungry:D

[warlock]

I think I will vomit now

[waderow]

butterface over obesity any day


except the BB chick depicted below. in that case...... fatty would be my choice, unless its the fatty depicted below, then I would sooner bang nate

[Ritch]

Easy choice here. For me, the girl must be pretty. So yeah, the fat girl.

[daande]

Fat girls give the best head usually, as they pretend your dick is a twinky and they go to town.

[Ritch]

Fat girls give the best head usually, as they pretend your dick is a twinky and they go to town.

Also the sad thing is, most guys who go with fat girls do so because they know they`re desperate and know they can get away with treating them like shit. The fat try hard to please because they hope the guy will call her back.

[natenator]

Also the sad thing is, most guys who go with fat girls do so because they know they`re desperate and know they can get away with treating them like shit. The fat try hard to please because they hope the guy will call her back.
As just how guys will bend over backwards to try and make a hot girl happy hoping she DOESN'T leave lol

[Ritch]

As just how guys will bend over backwards to try and make a hot girl happy hoping she DOESN'T leave lol

If you did the job right, she should want to stay!

[ironwill]

As just how guys will bend over backwards to try and make a hot girl happy hoping she DOESN'T leave lol

Yessir, and then they are pussy whipped.....lolol...

Turn that shit around and whip that pussy!!!!lol

[BBbox]

Are props allowed?

For example, can we incorporate paper bags and/or masks? Or blindfold ourselves? In which case I would go for the ugly.

[Ritch]

What about a corset for the fat girl?

[natenator]

Are props allowed?

For example, can we incorporate paper bags and/or masks? Or blindfold ourselves? In which case I would go for the ugly.
dude, who are you kidding? you'd **** a tailpipe if it had hair around it

[natenator]

What about a corset for the fat girl?
might need an inzer powerlifting suit with the crotch area cut out for her :D

[Ritch]

Ha ha ha, some funny shit you`re posting today Nate!

[pw154]

Can I choose neither? Some of us have standards. lol

[dremen]

Can I choose neither? Some of us have standards. lol

Shit when im on 500mg or more of test I can't even spell standards let alone have any....lol


My cock believes in equal opertunity :rofl

[BBbox]

dude, who are you kidding? you'd **** a tailpipe if it had hair around it

THAT WAS ONE TIME

fackkk

[marino]

I would go with the hot body, a couple of drinks to get the beer goggles going and then kill the lights. Just make sure to leave early so you don't wake up to the coyote ugly morning.

[Durk]

Wade I probably would consider ****ing half of those butterface girls that you posted if alcohol was a factor.

Personally it would depend on the type of fat chick. There are plenty of bigger framed girls out there that are just big boned, and not really all that fat. I would say one in every 50 fat chicks makes Durk's bangable scale.

[Bowlcut]

Sometimes masturbation is a better option, and this way I am assured some measure of dignity.

[natenator]

Wade I probably would consider ****ing half of those butterface girls that you posted if alcohol was a factor.

Personally it would depend on the type of fat chick. There are plenty of bigger framed girls out there that are just big boned, and not really all that fat. I would say one in every 50 fat chicks makes Durk's bangable scale.
a toothless midget with blue lips make your bangable scale. Oh wait, that's Daande!

[Durk]

Sometimes masturbation is a better option, and this way I am assured some measure of dignity.

rofl true sometimes the emotional hangover of waking up next to a swamp donkey can be comparable to the hangover you would recieve from pounding back an entire 40 Gin.

[Durk]

a toothless midget with blue lips make your bangable scale. Oh wait, that's Daande!

If only I had a the selection that Ottawa could provide.

[dremen]

Beauty is only a light switch away:D

[Ritch]

Beauty is only a light switch away:D

As Valentino says...

[Big D]

none of the above, I wouldnt be able to do it.

[Bowlcut]

rofl true sometimes the emotional hangover of waking up next to a swamp donkey can be comparable to the hangover you would recieve from pounding back an entire 40 Gin.

Swamp donkey aint nothing on the warpig.

[bluesteal]

Sometimes masturbation is a better option, and this way I am assured some measure of dignity.

i would much rather prefer head from a fat chick or a butter face then the callused innards of my hand. sometimes its hard to **** ugly chick, thats why you just get them sucking you dick and you can just close your eyes and picture another girl:)

pretty in the face, thick in the waist lol

[dremen]

i would much rather prefer head from a fat chick or a butter face then the callused innards of my hand. sometimes its hard to **** ugly chick, thats why you just get them sucking you dick and you can just close your eyes and picture another girl:)

pretty in the face, thick in the waist lol

You sir are a very wise man:)

[Bowlcut]

i would much rather prefer head from a fat chick or a butter face then the callused innards of my hand. sometimes its hard to **** ugly chick, thats why you just get them sucking you dick and you can just close your eyes and picture another girl:)

pretty in the face, thick in the waist lol

You are assuming that I am blind and have amazing skills of sexual imagination, which sadly enough, have been destroyed by years of pr0n.

[bluesteal]

You are assuming that I am blind and have amazing skills of sexual imagination, which sadly enough, have been destroyed by years of pr0n.

haha.. well it works for me.

[Durk]

I jerk it 1-3 times a day and thats still not enough. This is also comming from a guy who hasnt been on test for 2 years lol

[ab_chic25]

Fat girls give the best head usually, as they pretend your dick is a twinky and they go to town.


lol you all are funny

and not every one who is bigger thinks of the dick as food when giving head lmao......

[IronMan]

might need an inzer powerlifting suit with the crotch area cut out for her :D


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!:laugh

[daande]

lol you all are funny

and not every one who is bigger thinks of the dick as food when giving head lmao......

Yeah okay.......

[Bowlcut]

Yeah okay.......

If it was food she would be biting the whole time brutha.

[guest]

lol you all are funny

and not every one who is bigger thinks of the dick as food when giving head lmao......

lol, this was my avy years ago.

http://dchero.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hungry-fat-girl.jpg

[Durk]

Is that RJ?

[Durk]

If it was food she would be biting the whole time brutha.

Come to think of it I havent had a fat chick that wasnt eager to swallow.

[Victor85]

What the hey! :trollI am a horn dog, give me both.

[champion99]

I would have too go with buterface with a NICE body...Doggie style that way I don't have too look at her face ,I get a terrific veiw from back there ..Doesn't matter if the fat chick gives better head I don't want too be looking at a no ugly, disgusting ,out of shape, double chin, mcdonald eating, lazy , unhealthy fat chick while I'm trying to have fun!!!

[gregdoucette]

body over face any day

[#8]

i should have added a poll to this thread. my fail.

[ab_chic25]

lol, this was my avy years ago.

http://dchero.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hungry-fat-girl.jpg

lol that is kinda like the bumper sticker i saw the other day.....was on a min six inch lifted dodge, read like this " i lifted cause fat chicks cant climb". have to say it did make my day lol

[monkey]

I've done it all unfortunately..to an extent that I kinda lost respect on myself, lol..

but yeah, no more fatties for me.. they never smell good, they sweat .. barf.. butterface's for me

[natenator]

barf? lol

[R-Money]

I rather **** a girl with a nice body and a kinda ugly face. The fat one make me feel dirty and wrong.

no fatties union represent

[L3]

i decide on a case by case basis...

[Gilmour]

Kinda fat but pretty FTW. I've NEVER ****ed an ugly woman since my first. She was ugly but had giant tits and was a dirty slut so it's excusable.

[BBbox]

^ kinda fat wasnt an option... she must weigh more than you... considering every guy on this board is probably around 200 at least... that is FAT

[bluesteal]

it should just be 180+ is fat unless they are like 5ft then thats a whole new category of disgusting!

SICK in the face, SLIM in the waist lol

[physique]

I rather **** a girl with a nice body and a kinda ugly face. The fat one make me feel dirty and wrong.

we have a winner. exactly what i would do

[Gilmour]

^ kinda fat wasnt an option... she must weigh more than you... considering every guy on this board is probably around 200 at least... that is FAT
I'm about 245 so i have not hit anything larger. I'm not included.

[Durk]

NVM I was thinking of 170 max. I think I will go with the butterface option.

[Bowlcut]

Last night I was at Centre Bell and saw a girl with a smoking fine body, and cute face. However she did have a bit of a moustache. Who would hit it?

[Ritch]

If the mustache is dark colored, hell no.

[Ritch]

Last night I was at Centre Bell and saw a girl with a smoking fine body, and cute face. However she did have a bit of a moustache. Who would hit it?

You could go for a mustache ride?

[bluesteal]

well are we talking like a soft, peach fuz, kinda dark mustache or are you talking like "wow that chick has a mustache!" lol

[Redz]

The only experiences I have here are one with a slighlty fat chick and one with a slightly ugly chick.

The ugly chick I didn`t bang I just let her give me head.

The fat chick sucked something fierce and could deepthroat really well. I did also bang her probably so I could get another blow job I don`t remember much other than she was very good at sucking dick.

Generally I am pretty picky but I`m maried now so those days are over anyways.

[oster]

butt er' face's

[Bowlcut]

well are we talking like a soft, peach fuz, kinda dark mustache or are you talking like "wow that chick has a mustache!" lol

Dark enough that I could notice it from 10 feet away.
Sad too because those Canadiens cheerleaders are something special.

[gregdoucette]

an avg face and a smokin bod is far from a butter face. My system works liek this 50% face 50% bod. if ur absolutely gorgeous in the face u get 50 points and say ur bod is avg ud get 25/50 which is a 75 point lady. If it adds up to 90 points or more then their hot.

[Big D]

an avg face and a smokin bod is far from a butter face. My system works liek this 50% face 50% bod. if ur absolutely gorgeous in the face u get 50 points and say ur bod is avg ud get 25/50 which is a 75 point lady. If it adds up to 90 points or more then their hot.

LOL you for real ?

[treebuilder]

Butterface, oh Butterface
I wish you would die
It’s really ****ed up
To get my hopes up so high
With ****ed up face – and bloodshot eyes
Hold the bag steady
So your face can’t scare the guys
Your body is banging, but your face makes me shout
Your front teeth are screaming “Let me the **** out”
With Hair like brittle and breath like acid
You look like something
That crawled out of Lake Placid
That’s it for now
I have nothing else to say
Keep that face covered
It’s probably what killed Ray
----urban dictionay

[Bowlcut]

an avg face and a smokin bod is far from a butter face. My system works liek this 50% face 50% bod. if ur absolutely gorgeous in the face u get 50 points and say ur bod is avg ud get 25/50 which is a 75 point lady. If it adds up to 90 points or more then their hot.

Does attitude factor into this? I know you can't stick your dick into personality but it determines how hot a chick can be.

[bluesteal]

Does attitude factor into this? I know you can't stick your dick into personality but it determines how hot a chick can be.

this is very true, if you wanna date the chick ..but now your thinking too much into it. lol its either you go for it or you dont. let your dick decide

[Ritch]

Does attitude factor into this? I know you can't stick your dick into personality but it determines how hot a chick can be.

Does it ever. Most times when I hear some French girl talk ( you know the one`s who sound rude, like most bitchy strippers are ) it`s the biggest turn off. What ever happened to being nice?

[Bowlcut]

Does it ever. Most times when I hear some French girl talk ( you know the one`s who sound rude, like most bitchy strippers are ) it`s the biggest turn off. What ever happened to being nice?

That high maintenance squeal of theirs is vile. Quebecois equivalent to the JAPY westmount girl.

[Retics]

Ok I'm no chubby chaser but whiskey kills my standards , worst for me is a chick with bad teeth.

[Ritch]

That high maintenance squeal of theirs is vile. Quebecois equivalent to the JAPY westmount girl.

That is so true. Which is why I seek out neither of them. There are some exceptions but my stereotype remains as I judge books very well by their cover and am not affraid to admit it. And in most cases the title would read "Crazy bitch who will probably give you good sex, cheat on you because she`s a whore like most women and ruin you physically and emotionally."

[Ritch]

Ok I'm no chubby chaser but whiskey kills my standards , worst for me is a chick with bad teeth.

Bad teeth can be a deal breaker, but brushing costs the same for everyone and expect to see them clean... Teeth can be fixed, true bitches can`t...

[#8]

this thread got way off topic. personality makes ZERO difference for the purposes of this thread. you never have to talk to this girl again so dont even worry about it.

now continue.....

[Ritch]

what was the topic again?

[Retics]

Bad teeth can be a deal breaker, but brushing costs the same for everyone and expect to see them clean... Teeth can be fixed, true bitches can`t...

True enough there,,

[BBbox]

what if you had a choice between:

Fat
Ugly
STD hottie (and you forgot a condom)

[Retics]

One of my friends caught the dose,, gave it to a girl I know and pissed on the toilet when he was drunk,, I kicked his ass out of my house cause he wouldn't go to the doctor an take the pills to cure himself,,,, No way,, dome all the way lol

[#8]

what if you had a choice between:

Fat
Ugly
STD hottie (and you forgot a condom)

what is the STD? if its herpes or HIV then no deal. everything else is only temporary.

im a terrible person.
:beer

[BBbox]

genital warts?

[#8]

still temporary. nothing a good freezing cant deal with.

[BBbox]

^^ :s experience?

[#8]

lol no. but i have some dirtbag buddies i played hockey with that have been down some sketchy roads with even sketchier girls.

[bluesteal]

STD's cant be cured or go away, they changed it. Its is now everything that can be cured is called Sexually Transmitted Infections (STI) just a little bit of new info :)

[evoke]

For Fatness:

She is fat, if she weighs more than you. For sure nobody can deny that, and most would consider fat well below this standard.


If she weighs more than you, she might just be tall/ muscular.
I know a girl who is about the same weight as me; she's 6'7.

So, i would choose the tall, heavy girl. :D

[wmk]

I'd still screw them all. Fat chicks have comfort, ugly faces nice bodies, well there is reverse cowgirl.

[Bowlcut]

still temporary. nothing a good freezing cant deal with.

http://www.efukt.com/20467_Requiem_For_An_STD.html

NSFW

[bluesteal]

http://www.efukt.com/20467_Requiem_For_An_STD.html

NSFW

OMFG!! first of all wow! and second of all, that music just makes it so much worse. lol