View Full Version : Borders......so confusing!!!!
ironwill
08-03-2010, 03:37 PM
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM
GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
Big D
08-03-2010, 04:18 PM
SOUNDS LIKE WE LIVE IN A PRETTY NICE PLACE LOL
Keep voting liberal guys......
LonelyBedouin
08-03-2010, 04:53 PM
Keep voting liberal guys......
I vote green party :a+
dremen
08-03-2010, 05:48 PM
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
That pisses me off, that and being able to be a Canadian citizen without knowing a lick of english or french.......like WTF???
I can pay thousands apon thousands in taxes to help immigrants live care free in are great country and to keep welfare bums stocked with booze, but if lose my job i have to fight like a mother****er to get a few bucks from E.I. and then even if i do i have to wait almost 3 full months to see anything.
BULL FKN SHIT:mad:
waderow
08-03-2010, 05:50 PM
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM
GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
careful IW... You will offend Pdh, Rob, Buildthaskinnys, and a few other left wing nuts here
waderow
08-03-2010, 05:51 PM
I vote green party :a+
why bother voting
Bojangles31
16-03-2010, 11:25 PM
why bother voting
When you live in the west like us it doesn't matter. Its over by the time they count our votes anyway.
buildinthaskinnys
17-03-2010, 12:38 AM
careful IW... You will offend Pdh, Rob, Buildthaskinnys, and a few other left wing nuts here
Shag you, I dont disagree with anything IronWill posted, anyways, shouldnt you be cruising the Bill O'reilly fan club around this time? :D
Danger
17-03-2010, 02:13 AM
At least our illegal immagrants dont try and commit genocide on our people then round up the survivors and force them onto "reservations".
That sure would suck eh!
careful IW... You will offend Pdh, Rob, Buildthaskinnys, and a few other left wing nuts here
Actually, if you and your ilk would post facts opposed to rumour, innuendo, supposition and emotional responses I would have absolutely no problem with your little tirades.
It also helps to keep things in some sort of relevant context. Attempting to compare Canadian laws and values with that of totalitarian dictatorships has absolutely no meaning apart from demonstrating the poster's support for those types of political systems.
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