ironwill
08-03-2010, 02:14 PM
First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their
first Anatomy class, with a dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a
Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his
Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted
in their mouth. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with
my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention'
Moral of the story: ................. Life is tough, but its a lot
tougher when you are Stupid.........:fback
first Anatomy class, with a dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a
Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his
Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted
in their mouth. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with
my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention'
Moral of the story: ................. Life is tough, but its a lot
tougher when you are Stupid.........:fback