Funniest story ever told on CBB.

[Ritch]

Sure are some tense times these days here on CBB... To lighten the mood, what`s the funniest story you`ve ever read on CBB? I nominate the story told by Nate with his incident at costco. Man I wish I could have seen that live...

The story by Ragin Randy with his costco story was hilarious as well, but without Nate`s story, his would not have been posted, so it`s hard to nominate that one as the funniest. But funny shit nonetheless...

Yours?

[EpicPhaill]

Do you have links to these stories?

[Ritch]

Indicent at costco today...

[natenator]

http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8409

LOL Thanks Ritch. It's just an honour being nominated! hah

[PdH]

Bah! My story with the woman-man in the hostel beats them all. I'm humble and occasionally attract freaks.

[treebuilder]

http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1954

Mr Ontario's response was quite unexpected.

Great idea Ritch

[Ritch]

http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8409

LOL Thanks Ritch. It's just an honour being nominated! hah

Sure thing, I think of that story everytime I go to costco and grab a cart or leave it out of my sight for a minute or 2.

The other story was by trainharder, not ragingrandy, gotta read this, it`s funny on so many levels. Acutally the funniest award would have to be shared between Nate and Randy. Randy`s story makes Nate`s even funnier.

Dude on da juice flipped on me at Costco

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Hey bros,

Until yesterday, I used to believe that Roid Rage was a bodybuilding myth. Was I ever proven wrong.

I was enjoying some leisurely Sunday shopping at the Merivale Costco yesterday. As is often the case, they were out of carts at the front of the store. Luckily for me, I noticed an empty cart that appeared abandoned. Abandonned, except for the Blue Ray DVD edition of The Notebook. Now I typically wouldn't chance stealing some other dude's cart, but based on the owner's choice of movies, I figured it was worth the gamble.

So I'm minding my own business, when some 'roid head comes my way, his arms loaded with egg whites and steaks, accusing me of stealing his cart. Figuring this guy couldn't possibly be a fan of the Notebook, I proceed to inform him that he was mistaken.

Well that's when the steroids kicked in! The guy got right in my face, grabbed my shirt and asked me if I wanted to fight. Now, I've watched UFC a couple times so I'm sure I can handle myself, but I didn't want to get my Costco membership revoked, so I declined and apologized.

Why such roid rage?

ps: Would some dball help me bulk up? I want to be ready for this guy next time I run into him at Costco!

[Ritch]

http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1954

Mr Ontario's response was quite unexpected.

Great idea Ritch

That had me laughing out loud for sure, love the turd jokes...

[Ritch]

Bah! My story with the woman-man in the hostel beats them all. I'm humble and occasionally attract freaks.

Well post it up bro, that`s what the thread is for!

[PdH]

I can't find it Bro. Too many threads.

[Gilmour]

Not on this site, but on Muscle Nexus BDH had a hilarious story about a burger with mustard on it assaulting unsuspecting motorists.

[treebuilder]

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A picture to sum it all up. Adventures at Costco


http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8409

LOL Thanks Ritch. It's just an honour being nominated! hah

[ubcpower]

i nominate any of Cheesesteak's stories recounting his triumphs getting girls or working out

[cog]

Bah! My story with the woman-man in the hostel beats them all. I'm humble and occasionally attract freaks.

Yeah,but you didn't tell the true story.I think what really happened was "she"was blowing you in the dark and trying to get you to dork her in that more spacious area.Then you finally realized it was a man in the morning!:shock:shock:shock:shock:shock:shock:shock

[pseclint]

i nominate any of Cheesesteak's stories recounting his triumphs getting girls or working out

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[natenator]

i nominate any of Cheesesteak's stories recounting his triumphs getting girls or working out
"When I go to get girls I mean business. I got the nice shirt on, the nice jewellery, the sly smile. I bring my A game. When I get them home..... I gonna be gettin' laid."

[kloan]

^^Found the original for you:

When I go to get girls I mean business. I got the nice shirt on, the nice jewellery, the sly smile. I bring my A game. When I get them home..... I gonna be gettin' laid.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/goonies_sloth.jpg

There he is in all his glory. Cheesesteak: The Womanizer.

[LonelyBedouin]

i nominate any of Cheesesteak's stories recounting his triumphs getting girls or working out


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Nothing can be cheesesteaks stories and him getting called out lol

[PdH]

Yeah,but you didn't tell the true story.I think what really happened was "she"was blowing you in the dark and trying to get you to dork her in that more spacious area.Then you finally realized it was a man in the morning!:shock:shock:shock:shock:shock:shock:shock

If it happens in the dark and she sounds like a girl and has tits it didn't happen.

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Another story that made me laugh was when I learned what the word diddled meant from one of our members escapades.