ironwill
05-03-2010, 09:27 AM
A Friday laugh....
A woman phones her daughter and says her Blood test results are in and she was wanting company from her daughter when she recvd them...She was sick lately and was worried....
The ladies enter the doc office and he sits her down and says she should get all of her affairs in order as she has terminal cancer and has 3 months to live...
They want to have a get together with all of the ladies closest friends and break the news....
They all get together and have a few martinis and the mother stands up and says She has only a short time to live and wanted to share this night with her friends....One friend asks what is wrong, why are you dying???
The mother says she has aids....
The room went quiet and nothing more was said....
When the nite ended and the daughter and mother were driving home, the daughter asked....Mom why did you say you had aids??
The mother explained, i dont want any of those bitches ****ing your father when im gone!!!
LOLOL
Thats the thoughts women have....:p
A woman phones her daughter and says her Blood test results are in and she was wanting company from her daughter when she recvd them...She was sick lately and was worried....
The ladies enter the doc office and he sits her down and says she should get all of her affairs in order as she has terminal cancer and has 3 months to live...
They want to have a get together with all of the ladies closest friends and break the news....
They all get together and have a few martinis and the mother stands up and says She has only a short time to live and wanted to share this night with her friends....One friend asks what is wrong, why are you dying???
The mother says she has aids....
The room went quiet and nothing more was said....
When the nite ended and the daughter and mother were driving home, the daughter asked....Mom why did you say you had aids??
The mother explained, i dont want any of those bitches ****ing your father when im gone!!!
LOLOL
Thats the thoughts women have....:p