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Ritch
01-03-2010, 11:45 PM
Hasen`t happened in a while, but me, it`s when I`m using a computer and want to either register or get a programm running and it dosen`t work. I go insane. Screaming, swearing (but not going around breaking stuff) but very vocal and loud. Nothing gets me going like computer problems.

But the thing is I`m just plain unlucky. Anytime I`ve had someone fix what was wrong, I hear the same response from every person "I`ve never seen that happen" They don`t know how or why, but they fix it and I just hope it dosen`t happen again.

Every computer class I`ve ever taken, I was always the worst. Take the program excel. I could never do the simple tasks or follow along with the class. To the point where I would just sit there and simply not give a ****. Although it`s good to have general knowledge in various fields, computers will forever remain my most hated type of problem to deal with and just can`t control how badly I react to them when they decide to piss me off.

Enough about me... You?

kloan
01-03-2010, 11:54 PM
- Slow and inconsiderate drivers. Nothing gets me more pissed off and like a raving mad lunatic than stupid, slow and inconsiderate mother****ing asshole drivers. Driving slow in the passing lane, not signaling before a turn and slowing to a crawl before the turn, cutting me off, flipping me off when I honk. I'm seriously baffled how I haven't ended up brutally beating someone to a bloody pulp by now. Zen driving my ass... have some ****ing consideration for other people on the road you piece of shit!!!!

- Goody two shoes holier than though smug mother****ing douchebags who have a self-righteous attitude that they're right no matter what, refusing to see from anyone else's point of view.

- Religious zealots

- Power tripping ****wads. This can be customs agents, security guards, cops, anyone in the position of authority or in a position of control over someone's circumstances and outcome.

- Umm..... I think that's it. Probably more I'm not remembering at the moment.. it's a good start though. Thanks for asking. :)

dremen
02-03-2010, 12:03 AM
The guys at the gym who for some odd and disgusting reason need to spend there entire time in the locker room ****ing buck ass naked while trying to start up conversations with everyone like it's a ****ing nudest colony:mad:

Oh and the one guy in the locker room who always smells like ****ing diseased, sour pussy milk. ****ing sick as shit and makes me want to punch his disgusting ass out.

And woman.....90% of woman(that i know at least)are ****ing dumb as shit. Always asking me for advice and info then not taking it only to tell me later "Well how was i suppost to know?", HOW YOU ASK????....................CAUSE I ****ING TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT'S HOW BITCH.

Like don't drive your car with no oil in it, then when the engine melts...."How was I suppost to know?''

How about when your wife/gf goes shopping and asks if u need anything so you give her just ONE item to pick up and yup of course she ****ing forgets it, but for some odd reason remembers every single store in the mall having a sale.

AND let's not forget the stupid ****ing teenage stoner ****s who work at McDonalds who can never get an order right if there life was on the line. Like for **** sakes can you AT LEAST remember to put the ****ing straw in the bag:mad:

I had a rough weekend sorry....lol

BBbox
02-03-2010, 12:07 AM
The fact that i can never seem to figure out wtf I want.

People who talk chinease REALLY loud in public setting.

Crazy girlfriends.

Not being able to get my act together enough to maintain a normal relationship.

People who cant drive in snow/rain/any slight change of weather condition.

Twitter.

daande
02-03-2010, 12:35 AM
People who talk chinease REALLY loud in public setting.


People who cant drive in snow/rain/any slight change of weather condition.


So I take it you hate Chinese people?

L3
02-03-2010, 12:44 AM
when ppl read my bbms but dont respond

when bbm doesnt work

when i hear songs that remind me of carefree and joy filled times when i was younger

people who talk REALLY loud in their cubicles at work

tiramisu
02-03-2010, 12:48 AM
75mg of tren and some dumb **** screaming "it's all you" while he pulls the bar off his friends chest on the bench press while I'm trying to squat.

I should have brought my ****ing head phones today. I wanted to walk over and hit him in the mouth with a plate.

daande
02-03-2010, 01:13 AM
when some fat **** loads up 8 plates on some machine and does 3 1/8th reps while screaming like hes ronnie coleman then just leaves the entire machine racked and walks away.

Gilmour
02-03-2010, 01:30 AM
Blacks,Hispanics,gays,Asians,Natives,Caucasians,Mu slims,Arabs,the mentally ill,physically disabled people,bad breath,Molson Canadian,young turds who drive down the main strip with their windows down listening to faggy ass hip hop music so everyone can hear what they are listening to,faux hawks,born again Christians,bottled water,wristwatches,people who abuse animals,politicians,pedophiles,rapists,Americans,G reeks,women who think they are equal to men,Toronto Maple Leafs,Boston Red Sox,Dallas Cowboys,convicts,the people who think we are doing good in Afghanistan,gangbangers,assholes who only use the squat rack for barbell curls,scammers,Nickelback.

dku
02-03-2010, 01:37 AM
I almost never get mad. I usually peak at mildly annoyed.

One thing that does get me angry is when people mistreat kids.

I guess I'm pretty zen.

z83
02-03-2010, 11:28 AM
i'm prone to road rage...hence why I've only done about 10 days of tren

guest
02-03-2010, 11:54 AM
Kittens. Those smug little bastards are just asking for it, all playful and happy, but I show them who's boss.

Ritch
02-03-2010, 12:00 PM
^^^ Ha ha ha... Funny shit!

L3
02-03-2010, 12:13 PM
Kittens. Those smug little bastards are just asking for it, all playful and happy, but I show them who's boss.

lmao

warlock
02-03-2010, 12:17 PM
sociopaths

ironwill
02-03-2010, 12:38 PM
I dont go Psycho....lol.......much....it looks pretty retarded actually...I do get frustrated at some dumb drivers, and enjoy it when people go psycho in front of me.... those are good times.......better than spring fishing.....Making someone whom is going psycho, go right off the edge is an art form i have mastered......:)

the-vanilla-gorilla
02-03-2010, 12:46 PM
Blacks,Hispanics,gays,Asians,Natives,Caucasians,Mu slims,Arabs,the mentally ill,physically disabled people,bad breath,Molson Canadian,young turds who drive down the main strip with their windows down listening to faggy ass hip hop music so everyone can hear what they are listening to,faux hawks,born again Christians,bottled water,wristwatches,people who abuse animals,politicians,pedophiles,rapists,Americans,G reeks,women who think they are equal to men,Toronto Maple Leafs,Boston Red Sox,Dallas Cowboys,convicts,the people who think we are doing good in Afghanistan,gangbangers,assholes who only use the squat rack for barbell curls,scammers,Nickelback.

that made my day!



TVG

the-vanilla-gorilla
02-03-2010, 12:47 PM
i dont go off the edge




TVG

AlladdinSane
02-03-2010, 01:05 PM
Calgary City Police (Traffic) and their hard-ons for giving out helmet violation tickets. ****. I'm gonna lose it just typing this out... I rode from Calgary to Regina to Vancouver Island to Calgary to Kamloops to Calgary last year. I hooked up two helmet violation tickets in Calgary only. One of the knobs in uniform actually drove around a car accident right after it happened to write me a H.V. ticket.


grrr...

z83
02-03-2010, 01:25 PM
Blacks,Hispanics,gays,Asians,Natives,Caucasians,Mu slims,Arabs,the mentally ill,physically disabled people,bad breath,Molson Canadian,young turds who drive down the main strip with their windows down listening to faggy ass hip hop music so everyone can hear what they are listening to,faux hawks,born again Christians,bottled water,wristwatches,people who abuse animals,politicians,pedophiles,rapists,Americans,G reeks,women who think they are equal to men,Toronto Maple Leafs,Boston Red Sox,Dallas Cowboys,convicts,the people who think we are doing good in Afghanistan,gangbangers,assholes who only use the squat rack for barbell curls,scammers,Nickelback.

this could be me...add to this you can't hear your own music :D

ironwill
02-03-2010, 01:39 PM
Calgary City Police (Traffic) and their hard-ons for giving out helmet violation tickets. ****. I'm gonna lose it just typing this out... I rode from Calgary to Regina to Vancouver Island to Calgary to Kamloops to Calgary last year. I hooked up two helmet violation tickets in Calgary only. One of the knobs in uniform actually drove around a car accident right after it happened to write me a H.V. ticket.


grrr...
Hey me to....LOL...ive been all over Canada, ive recvd 1 helmet ticket.....Guess where....Then they made me sit on the side of the hiway until CC brought me a helmet.....lol
Over a dozen speed tix in the last 3 yrs....OOOPS!!! All over...

AlladdinSane
02-03-2010, 01:50 PM
The real killer for me is that I make a point of not speeding, not riding like a fool, basically doing my best to do everything right (save the helmet and if you saw my noggin you'd understand) so that I don't have to deal with these traffic fools in the city...


****.

CanadianIron
02-03-2010, 01:56 PM
One of the only things that can actually make me mad, is another mad person. I'm pretty good at letting everything roll of my back in most moods, but if someone around me is raging, I catch it and usually bitch them out for whatever reason they're mad for. Nothing makes me more angry though, then when a guy is mad at a woman. I cant stand watching a guy verbally abuse a woman.

If something is upsetting you, do something about it, dont just get all hot and angry. People who get mad and do nothing, make me mad.

marino
02-03-2010, 01:58 PM
I have issues with personal space. I think Seifeld nailed for me with the episode about close talkers. Even when I am at any store waiting in the lineup or at the bank, I hate being crowded by people. If I am waiting for my turn how does standing right behind me pretty much rubbing up against me gonna get you any closer to being served by the checkout/teller. I have had to tell people to back off more than once. Fricking creepy.

CanadianIron
02-03-2010, 01:59 PM
Hahah, "Buffer zone"....

Banya... "Is this seat taken?"

ironwill
02-03-2010, 02:05 PM
The real killer for me is that I make a point of not speeding, not riding like a fool, basically doing my best to do everything right (save the helmet and if you saw my noggin you'd understand) so that I don't have to deal with these traffic fools in the city...


****.

Ive seen your noggin...lol....
Riding like a fool is foolish....
Speeding....there is no choice....ride hard, live free.......in the right places of course!!! I didnt beef up my ride to ride in a funeral procession state of mind...
Meh,:D a buck fifty fine is better than a big nerd lid...IMO...

AlladdinSane
02-03-2010, 02:10 PM
Ive seen your noggin...lol....
Riding like a fool is foolish....
Speeding....there is no choice....ride hard, live free.......in the right places of course!!! I didnt beef up my ride to ride in a funeral procession state of mind...
Meh,:D a buck fifty fine is better than a big nerd lid...IMO...

Exactly on all points.

My "no speeding" policy is just in-city.

CallmeB
02-03-2010, 04:45 PM
Loud Breathers, People who complain about beign out of shape but do nothing about it.
Smacking while you are chewing gum or eating.
When people are scared to give you a YES or NO answer.. and say maybe.. JUST MAKE A ****ING CHOICE.

CallmeB
02-03-2010, 04:46 PM
Oh ya and when people pronouce schedule.. SHED-ULE
****!

CanadianIron
02-03-2010, 04:56 PM
People who spell obsessed wrong in their sigs... gets me every time :D

dremen
02-03-2010, 05:21 PM
People who use there cell phones at the movies:mad:. I toss food at em.

CallmeB
02-03-2010, 05:58 PM
Its the new bodybuilding way of spelling it.. get with the times!!

CanadianIron
02-03-2010, 06:07 PM
This should make everyone psycho.

http://www.break.com/index/rosie_odonnell_is_a_big_fat_idiot2.html

GYMBRAT
02-03-2010, 06:12 PM
I've done so much counseling for my anger over the yrs I RARELY get choked anymore. I'm normally just a happy GREAT looking guy, and all the ladies LOVE me. Now how could one get mad bout that huh! :D

tiramisu
02-03-2010, 06:13 PM
I tried anger management. It pissed me off.

Ritch
02-03-2010, 06:17 PM
This should make everyone psycho.

http://www.break.com/index/rosie_odonnell_is_a_big_fat_idiot2.html

Oh man, I can`t stand that loud mouth ****.

gicantor
02-03-2010, 06:49 PM
Dumb people. That's all.

pw154
02-03-2010, 08:01 PM
Goody two shoes holier than though smug mother****ing douchebags who have a self-righteous attitude that they're right no matter what, refusing to see from anyone else's point of view. My good friend's girlfriend matches this to a T. I hate that ****.

kloan
02-03-2010, 09:07 PM
Oh ya and when people pronouce schedule.. SHED-ULE
****!

hahahaha man i hate that too. and aluminum/aluminium..... <----- ****ing british wankers... there's NO 'i' before the 'u'!!!!

_Z_
02-03-2010, 10:15 PM
people that can't figure when it's their turn at a 4 way stop.

people that won't pull into the intersection to make a left turn at a light and make you wait second in line through 3 f'n green lights

waderow
02-03-2010, 10:17 PM
people that can't figure when it's their turn at a 4 way stop.

people that won't pull into the intersection to make a left turn at a light and make you wait second in line through 3 f'n green lights

lol

oh god, this is my downfall. there are times i could kill

waderow
02-03-2010, 10:26 PM
liberals

bad drivers

people who have their pants hanging around their knees with their boxers showing like some kind of thug loser

9/11 conspiracy theorists

people who say happy holidays instead of merry christmas

bigtavi8
02-03-2010, 10:30 PM
cutting carbs.

slight cheating on diet.

Someone eating a bite of my weighed competition food.

dry brown rice.

slimy oats if i dont cook it right


ALL related but it truly makes me psycho im a perfectionist at some things and very picky so...:dftt

St
02-03-2010, 10:35 PM
Blacks,Hispanics,gays,Asians,Natives,Caucasians,Mu slims,Arabs,the mentally ill,physically disabled people,bad breath,Molson Canadian,young turds who drive down the main strip with their windows down listening to faggy ass hip hop music so everyone can hear what they are listening to,faux hawks,born again Christians,bottled water,wristwatches,people who abuse animals,politicians,pedophiles,rapists,Americans,G reeks,women who think they are equal to men,Toronto Maple Leafs,Boston Red Sox,Dallas Cowboys,convicts,the people who think we are doing good in Afghanistan,gangbangers,assholes who only use the squat rack for barbell curls,scammers,Nickelback.

Haha Windows down in the winter with the music loud.

monkey
02-03-2010, 10:59 PM
Any type of drama over nothing.. somebody making a deal out of nothing .. in most cases women creating drama in order to receive attention.

Most women are like this.. yes, I know. Still drives me mad!

z83
02-03-2010, 11:01 PM
Haha Windows down in the winter with the music loud.

4-5c is perfect
windows open = deeper bass :a+

#8
02-03-2010, 11:07 PM
bbox summed up all of mine to a TEE.

well said dude.

**** im a mess...

Durk
02-03-2010, 11:19 PM
People who drive the speed limit in the passing lane.

Memo
02-03-2010, 11:24 PM
nvm

EpicPhaill
02-03-2010, 11:42 PM
People who don't know how to merge into traffic, and those who don't know how to let someone merge. I was almost rear-ended by a semi couple of days ago because buddy in front of me stopped dead in the ****ing highway to let someone merge.:mad: