What is Lady Gaga?

[CanadianIron]

http://www.bayrock.co.nz/images/jocks/nik/skank/Lady%20Gaga%20B.jpg

Please vote honestly.

[PdH]

I stated some time ago that she reminds me of the pony I had as a kid.

[#8]

A very talented singer / songwriter / entertainer.

She can actually back up her act with real vocals unlike most pop singers today.

Find a video of Rihanna live and try not to put a gun in your mouth 15 seconds in.

[CanadianIron]

Im not questioning her musical skill sets, I'm simply curious as to whether or not shes even human.

[PdH]

A very talented singer / songwriter / entertainer.

I guess I'm a talented songwriter to. Grammy award for me.

Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
He won't see my
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Can't read my, can't read my
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

[#8]

^^ fail. lol

[PdH]

^^ fail. lol

So, here's the real lyrics. How far off are mine, really?

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Lovegame and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p **** her face, p-p-p **** her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p **** her face, p-p-p **** her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p **** her face, p-p-p **** her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p **** her face, p-p-p **** her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p **** her face, p-p-p **** her face
(Mum mum mum mah)

[beginnerbuilder2010]

She could be part Alien underneath all the makeup and wigs. Lol.

[#8]

Ya I guess you are just as good. Let me know when your single drops on radio I'd love to hear it.

[BBbox]

Here she is before she was famous lol

[champion99]

From that pic alone my reaction is more of a disgusted feeling..WTF IS IT kind of enters my mind...

[Ritch]

Jersey, I have never been more discouraged about you than now. Lady Gaga makes me want to punch old ladies in the neck, drown baby kittens, club baby seals, and slit the throat of every tool who listens to her. It`s just terrible, commercial crap intended for the clueless.

You were joking about what you said, correct?

[#8]

As much as I agree with you on most things Ritch, I gotta give her credit. In a time when most musicians sell albums based on their good looks and marketability she can actually sing. She made some pop crap for media to get herself noticed but she can actually play piano and sing songs for real. look up her live song she did on the Ellen Degeneres show and just give her a shot. She is famous despite looking like a ditch pig. Not many can claim that anymore....

[Ritch]

If the rest of the people in the music industry have gotten to where they are without being able to sign, and she comes along and makes it because she can, it just goes to show how pathetic this industry has become.

But let`s just say she can sign. Fine, but bro, do you actually like her music?

[gicantor]

Ya I guess you are just as good. Let me know when your single drops on radio I'd love to hear it.

Being on the radio does not mean your a talented musician. It means your a good businessman (ie fred durst etc)

I've seen far more talented musicians on youtube that are not on the radio, but deserve to be.

[Ritch]

^^^ That makes alot of sense. I mean Sting sucks, yet he`s some kind of international star. Why the **** is this?

[BBbox]

she made it even though shes ugly because her extreme costumes always cover her up and distract you from her uglyness.

Here she is singing/playing piano live before she was famous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNq1jSqakIQ

[#8]

^^ exactly. Check and Mate.

Songwriting involves writing music too for those that FAIL at life and shit the bed on this forum on a regular basis.

PDH bust out a piano solo like that and I will give a shit about what you have to say.

[cog]

Might not be my first choice to listen to...but I can appreciate any musician that does something different.Jersey is right..wifey was watching Ellen,Rhiana singing some completely uninteresting little ditty.Didn't vote,none of the above doesn't appear.

[BBbox]

^^ just admit it... you were the one watching ellen...

[Ritch]

Here`s the thing. If she were normal, she wouldn`t have made it. Only because she`s extremely ugly she`s popular. It goes with the awkard trend of today`s nerdy, goofy ugly looking kids. They feel like they`re not alone in their uglyness thus accept Lady Gaga as one of their own. There is strength in numbers and since ugly, nerdy, uncool looking people are dominating the demographic now, she`s a shining star!

[Ritch]

Jersey, I suggest you end this defending of Lady Gaga immediately. It`s going to bite you in the ass for years to come on this forum. And believe me, I won`t let you forget it. Ha ha ha...

[BBbox]

shes talented but I think we must ALL agree that she is VERY UGLY... which was the entire point of this thread

[#8]

Im defending her ability amongst a plethora of talentless pieces of shit dude. You can tease me all you want but I think she has talent.

[cog]

I would still like to bang her.

[PdH]

^^ exactly. Check and Mate.

Songwriting involves writing music too for those that FAIL at life and shit the bed on this forum on a regular basis.

PDH bust out a piano solo like that and I will give a shit about what you have to say.

I'm not a singer/songwriter, and she actually didn't even write poker face, I was poking fun. However, I know the difference between decent music with meaningful lyrics and commercialized bubble gum crap. The fact that I am not a professional musician does not make my opinion worthless. If that is the case, then by analogy, your opinions on hockey are worthless. Do you really want to go down this road Jersey?

[BBbox]

many famous chicks these days are ugly though... the chicks from "the Hills"... the kardashian sisters... those chicks from Jersey Shore.. lindsey lohan... Paris Hilton... Miley Cyrus... Ashley Simpson

Anyways feast your eyes on this

[BBbox]

more eye candy... yes her crotch is hanging out.. you are welcome

[#8]

I'm not a singer/songwriter, and she actually didn't even write poker face, I was poking fun. However, I know the difference between decent music with meaningful lyrics and commercialized bubble gum crap. The fact that I am not a professional musician does not make my opinion worthless. If that is the case, then by analogy, your opinions on hockey are worthless. Do you really want to go down this road Jersey?

lol. i guess you're right. you are a much better singer / songwriter than i am an athlete. you are also an amazing bodybuilder by the looks of your avatar. i bow down to your greatness.

i never said she wrote poker face, you did. and yes your opinion is worthless because you contradict yourself all over the place and really so far have said nothing other than "poker face is a terrible song" ....oh wait....

she didnt write it. so what exactly are you saying dude?

lay off the petro and string together a complete thought.

:)

[BBbox]

The point is... shes hot

[Ritch]

I guess you and Gustavo could head out for a night on the town and shake your asses to some Lady Gaga... Remember when Gus was saying he liked her? lol...

[#8]

We will party like its 1999

[cog]

I'm not a singer/songwriter, and she actually didn't even write poker face, I was poking fun. However, I know the difference between decent music with meaningful lyrics and commercialized bubble gum crap. The fact that I am not a professional musician does not make my opinion worthless. If that is the case, then by analogy, your opinions on hockey are worthless. Do you really want to go down this road Jersey?

Jersey has played some competitive hockey.

[CanadianIron]

many famous chicks these days are ugly though... the chicks from "the Hills"... the kardashian sisters... those chicks from Jersey Shore.. lindsey lohan... Paris Hilton... Miley Cyrus... Ashley Simpson

Anyways feast your eyes on this


You're being sarcastic right?! ..because most of the women you have noted are quite far from ugly.. the only ones I'd call ugly would be Miley and the fat Kardashian sister.

[PdH]

lol. i guess you're right. you are a much better singer / songwriter than i am an athlete. you are also an amazing bodybuilder by the looks of your avatar. i bow down to your greatness.

Let's forget the singer/songwriter thing here for a minute Mr Athlete, it's moot. What exactly are your accomplishments in that area, besides wasting any talent you might have had and ****ing up your chances. I hold a national Jiu Jitsu title, and you hold what?


i never said she wrote poker face, you did. and yes your opinion is worthless because you contradict yourself all over the place and really so far have said nothing other than "poker face is a terrible song" ....oh wait....she didnt write it. so what exactly are you saying dude?

What the **** is this blabber?


lay off the petro and string together a complete thought

Now you've got my attention.

[PdH]

Jersey has played some competitive hockey.

And I took music in grade 7.

[Ritch]

You're being sarcastic right?! ..because most of the women you have noted are quite far from ugly.. the only ones I'd call ugly would be Miley and the fat Kardashian sister.

So you find Ashley Simpson hot? Gross. The only good thing that ever came from her was the parody they once did on Family guy. I forget what happens, but she breaks down into one of those stupid, horrible gigs that she does. I`m embarassed for her when I watch her dance.

[Ritch]

And I took music in grade 7.

Me too. I played the triangle.

[CanadianIron]

So you find Ashley Simpson hot? Gross. The only good thing that ever came from her was the parody they once did on Family guy. I forget what happens, but she breaks down into one of those stupid, horrible gigs that she does. I`m embarassed for her when I watch her dance.

If she got a boob job, she could be hot. However, im just saying shes not ugly. Shes normal. Kim Kardashian, Paris, normal Lindsay are all hot, most of the chicks on the Hills are above average. I've never watched Jersey shore so I dont know about those girls.

[champion99]

Me too. I played the triangle.

TOO FUNNY :laugh

[kloan]

i was sitting here thinking, hey what's wrong with miley?? she's cute!

so i went searching for a pic.... and well........


http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/miley_cyrus.jpg

:(

[PdH]

She's got nice hair.

[BAM]

Gaga Jewish

[Bowlcut]

Lady Gaga decided to become BFF's with the Gay community just like Madonna, Kylie Monogue, and Bet Mitler. This means that legions of gay men will pay ridiculous prices for concert tickets because "she is an icon in the gay community". Pure marketing plain and simple.

[cog]

i was sitting here thinking, hey what's wrong with miley?? she's cute!

so i went searching for a pic.... and well........


http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/11/16-22/miley_cyrus.jpg

:(

She's too young.

[cog]

Lady Gaga decided to become BFF's with the Gay community just like Madonna, Kylie Monogue, and Bet Mitler. This means that legions of gay men will pay ridiculous prices for concert tickets because "she is an icon in the gay community". Pure marketing plain and simple.

Yup.

[cog]

Gaga Jewish

JFCA BAM,what kind of a wild story is behind that?She's Italian.

[Ritch]

She's too young.

Nonsense. Too Young is just some girl`s name in China...

[cog]

Nonsense. Too Young is just some girl`s name in China...

LOL.Hadn't heard that one.

[buildinthaskinnys]

JFCA BAM,what kind of a wild story is behind that?She's Italian.

WTF you racist dude? Jews can't be italian?

[buildinthaskinnys]

Yo, I didnt vote y'all because "hot assed italian jewish chick that can sing like a MOFO" was'nt on the the list, 4 Real B'!! Peace Out!

[cog]

WTF you racist dude? Jews can't be italian?

LMAO!She's been identified as Italian.Not Jewish.Not that many Italian jews anyhow.My wife says there aren't any,but I know there's a few of them.It could be true,but it seems BAM visits some wild websites.:)

[BAM]

JFCA BAM,what kind of a wild story is behind that?She's Italian.

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4232/ladygagaflabbyass011.jpg

Whats that on the back of her jacket?

[PdH]

A purposely upside down satanic pentagram.

[cog]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4232/ladygagaflabbyass011.jpg

Whats that on the back of her jacket?

Not absolutely sure but I would like her to firm up the backside.That's proof?On the other hand it would make sense about her meteoric rise...just kidding.

[buildinthaskinnys]

LMAO!She's been identified as Italian.Not Jewish.Not that many Italian jews anyhow.My wife says there aren't any,but I know there's a few of them.It could be true,but it seems BAM visits some wild websites.:)

I must of misunderstood you then, I thought you meant that she can't be Jewish because she is Italian

[White-Tiger]

A purposely upside down satanic pentagram.

That's actually the Star of David, 6 corners.
Pentagram has 5.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Nice gams.

[Gilmour]

I guess I'm a talented songwriter to. Grammy award for me.

Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
He won't see my
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Can't read my, can't read my
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

****ing gay song. Proof that Grammy awards don't reflect talent.

[Gilmour]

^^^ That makes alot of sense. I mean Sting sucks, yet he`s some kind of international star. Why the **** is this?
Huh? he's an amazing bass player, singer and songwriter. Complete prick to work with by all accounts but he's a great musician.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Huh? he's an amazing bass player, singer and songwriter. Complete prick to work with by all accounts but he's a great musician.

That reminded me of something, why did the Police suck so much?

[Ritch]

Huh? he's an amazing bass player, singer and songwriter. Complete prick to work with by all accounts but he's a great musician.

His music is just neutral. Not up beat enough to dance to, not chill enough to just relax. Sting sucks!

[Gilmour]

His music is just neutral. Not up beat enough to dance to, not chill enough to just relax. Sting sucks!


You don't like him so he sucks? He's a genius as far as being a musician. I liked the Police but don't like his solo work. I don't dance so it ain't that.

[Gilmour]

That reminded me of something, why did the Police suck so much?
Not enough coke? I liked them.

[Ritch]

A genius at sucking he is... The police sucked ass. That stupid song they had, that goes, I can`t, I can`t, I can`t, something, something. I can`t, I can`t, I can`t, something, something. Lame.

How old are you Gilmour? You gotta be at least 5 years older than me to like Sting.

[cog]

A Doo Doo Dah.

[Gilmour]

A genius at sucking he is... The police sucked ass. That stupid song they had, that goes, I can`t, I can`t, I can`t, something, something. I can`t, I can`t, I can`t, something, something. Lame.

How old are you Gilmour? You gotta be at least 5 years older than me to like Sting.


Almost 41. I was into ACDC and harder stuff around the time I was given Denyatta Mondatta. Great album. Great drummer, guitarist and bass player they had. Each one of them makes the best ever lists. They are an aquired taste. I listen to ACDC every day but still listen to the Police now and then. I won't turn it off if it's on.

[Ritch]

^^^ Yeah, that was it... A genious he sure was!

[Ritch]

Almost 41. I was into ACDC and harder stuff around the time I was given Denyatta Mondatta. Great album. Great drummer, guitarist and bass player they had. Each one of them makes the best ever lists. They are an aquired taste. I listen to ACDC every day but still listen to the Police now and then. I won't turn it off if it's on.

Can`t help but think of N.W.A`s song **** the police right now... Totally bad ass!

[kloan]

Can`t help but think of N.W.A`s song **** the police right now... Totally bad ass!

NWA was ****ing badass. I remember getting ahold of a cassette when I was like 12 after they were banned.... everyone wanted a listen from my walkman.

[natenator]

ROOOOOOOXXXAAAAAANEEE

kill me

[Ritch]

ROOOOOOOXXXAAAAAANEEE

kill me

Such a horrible song.

How about a duet with Sting and Lady Gaga? 2 crappy artists from 2 different era`s bringing the worst, overhyped music of all time. I smell a grammy!

[Gilmour]

ROOOOOOOXXXAAAAAANEEE

kill me


Terrible song. Agreed.

[gicantor]

^^^hahaha it looks like a 4 year old wrote that lol

[PdH]

Careful guys, you're going to drive Jersey into fetal.

[Ritch]

Careful guys, you're going to drive Jersey into fetal.

That`s the plan. Damn you`re smart. I have no pitty for the Lady Gaga lovers! Into the fetal position he shall become a new born. A new born without taste, perception or preference. I will then mold him into a new person. A person who knows nothing of Lady Gaga who will remain Lady Gaga free for all eternity! Ah ha ha ha...

[_Z_]

now just imagine if her and Marilyn Manson had a kid

[Gilmour]

Careful guys, you're going to drive Jersey into fecal.


Fixed. Watch the spelling lawyer boy :p

[Gilmour]

now just imagine if her and Marilyn Manson had a kid


Remember that bit Conan used to do where they took two celebrity photos and shopped them together? Those two would produce some ugly offspring. Maybe like :

[Ritch]

^^^ At first I couldn`t see what was fixed, funny shit Gilmour!

[Gilmour]

^^^ At first I couldn`t see what was fixed, funny shit Gilmour!


Thanks dude. Ovie sure is a homely ****.

[kloan]

A purposely upside down satanic pentagram.

lol.... dumbass

[_Z_]

Remember that bit Conan used to do where they took two celebrity photos and shopped them together? Those two would produce some ugly offspring. Maybe like :


sorry, couldn't resist
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2481/ladygagaj8.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/ladygagaj8.jpg/)

[#8]

^^ lol

[#8]

lol you guys are jokes. i dont love lady gaga i just respect her talent as a singer. i would take her music over beyonce, rihanna or any of those other R&B singers that all sound the same. I like rock music and thats pretty much all i listen to, but occasionally i like to drive to country as well if its warm out.

[BBbox]

^^taylor swift probably

[#8]

^^ i heart taylor swift.....but beyonce made one of the best videos of ALL TIME....

[kloan]

youmma tellin us

[pw154]

sorry, couldn't resist
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2481/ladygagaj8.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/ladygagaj8.jpg/)I LOL'd. hard.

[CanadianIron]

Anyone ever heard Fergie sing live... I think she justifies every women who ever lip sync'd....

9/10 performers suck live, so I give Gaga that, but her lyrics are garbage. Whoever mixes her music is good at throwing down catchy tunes, other than that her success is based on shock and awe.

[RagingRandy]

Lady Gaga music, if you can call it that, is banned from my house.

[Bowlcut]

Lady Gaga music, if you can call it that, is banned from my house.

Sadly my nephew likes that shit. He is 2 and doesn't know better, but my brother is an adult and should ban that shit.

I was babysitting him and all I he would say is "Poka face" (much like lady Gaga) until I clued in and put in on for him. Needless to say he already dances better than half of the Jersey Shore, but I try to compensate by playing AC/DC.

[warlock]

After seeing her on the grammys I believe that is a genious

[R-Money]

i'd totally play swords with her

[JifeLacket]

Gagagag-gag-on-my-cock

also,

LEAVE, JERSY, ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE!!!!

said in this manner,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&feature=fvsr

[BAM]

I can't believe that a mod deleted my link to a picture of lady gaga with a star of david on the back of her jacket. How is that racism?

[nisser]

As much as I agree with you on most things Ritch, I gotta give her credit. In a time when most musicians sell albums based on their good looks and marketability she can actually sing. She made some pop crap for media to get herself noticed but she can actually play piano and sing songs for real. look up her live song she did on the Ellen Degeneres show and just give her a shot. She is famous despite looking like a ditch pig. Not many can claim that anymore....

She may not be the prettiest thing in the world but she's probably the most talented female musician out there now. You'll rarely catch her lip syncing and she still gives a fantastic show. She's there to entertain people and she does it well. I honestly don't get the hate that she gets; it isn't warranted.

[pblade]

I guess I'm a talented songwriter to. Grammy award for me.

Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
He won't see my
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Can't read my, can't read my
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
mum mum mum mah
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face
Poker face

LMAO PdH ye ur right what the **** kind of vocal skills are those pokeerrrrrr faceeeeeee MUUUUUUUM MUUUUUUNM mah :tu

[Bowlcut]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/7481451/Lady-Gaga-sued-by-former-boyfriend-Rob-Fusari.html

Gaga getting sued. Looks so gross

[Retics]

Best lady GAGA yet!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEST-oQH68

[IronMan]

she made it even though shes ugly because her extreme costumes always cover her up and distract you from her uglyness.

Here she is singing/playing piano live before she was famous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNq1jSqakIQ

Holy shit, she was much more appealing as an artist, singer, and song writer before she got all famous and creepy. I really liked the sound of her voice and her ivory tickling skills there! She should do a slow transition back to that and she would probably shock alot of people. Just me 2 cents.