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13-02-2010, 09:37 PM
Jon Gosselin gets hit where it hurts – his “tiny” manhood
Hailey Glassman is accusing her ex of having a wee willie.
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Jon Gosselin and girlfriend, Morgan Christie (http://www.bing.com/search?form=CXTENT&q=Morgan%20Christie&mkt=en-CA&adlt=strict) walk around at the Sundance Festival in Park City, Utah.
In a ballsy new interview with "Steppin Out" magazine, Jon Gosselin's (http://www.bing.com/search?form=CXTENT&q=Jon%20Gosselin's&mkt=en-CA&adlt=strict) former lover goes into graphic detail about the 32-year-old's allegedly modest manhood, which she surmises must have stopped growing before he even finished elementary school.
"He's hung like a nine-year-old boy," she quipped. "I'm serious. This is true."
The bitter 23-year-old, who split with her older but apparently not bigger ex in December, estimates the size to be in the three-inch range and claims "anybody who sleeps with him will notice.
"It's so tiny, tiny, tiny," she insisted, adding that she would "laugh about it with my mom."
While Glassman enjoyed plenty of mother-daughter chuckles over her boyfriend's bush-league length, the father-of-eight was apparently anything but aroused by the taunts. "He said, 'You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,'" Glassman recalled, adding that she didn't dance around the issue to protect his penile pride. "I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time."
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Hailey Glassman is accusing her ex of having a wee willie.
http://blstb.msn.com/i/9B/E096C7BC195C3DFB68481D27054.jpg
CP
Jon Gosselin and girlfriend, Morgan Christie (http://www.bing.com/search?form=CXTENT&q=Morgan%20Christie&mkt=en-CA&adlt=strict) walk around at the Sundance Festival in Park City, Utah.
In a ballsy new interview with "Steppin Out" magazine, Jon Gosselin's (http://www.bing.com/search?form=CXTENT&q=Jon%20Gosselin's&mkt=en-CA&adlt=strict) former lover goes into graphic detail about the 32-year-old's allegedly modest manhood, which she surmises must have stopped growing before he even finished elementary school.
"He's hung like a nine-year-old boy," she quipped. "I'm serious. This is true."
The bitter 23-year-old, who split with her older but apparently not bigger ex in December, estimates the size to be in the three-inch range and claims "anybody who sleeps with him will notice.
"It's so tiny, tiny, tiny," she insisted, adding that she would "laugh about it with my mom."
While Glassman enjoyed plenty of mother-daughter chuckles over her boyfriend's bush-league length, the father-of-eight was apparently anything but aroused by the taunts. "He said, 'You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,'" Glassman recalled, adding that she didn't dance around the issue to protect his penile pride. "I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time."
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