ironwill
11-02-2010, 05:49 PM
A guy gets laid off from work, hes going to school for retraining, but has to see a counsellor first......
He walks into the office, explains why hes there...The lady said well we offer, math, english and logic....Hes like wtf is logic about?
She said ill play it out for you....
Do you own a weed whacker...He says yes....
She says ok, logic would say you own a house and a yard is this true....He said yes...
So logic would say you probably have a wfe...He says yes in fact i do......
So she says , logic would say you probably have a family, the guy is like, damn rights, in fact i do....She said well thats some logic, so in closing logic would say you are a straight hetero-sexual man...He said damn straight lady, thank-you for enlightening me.....
He rushes home wanting to share his newfound logic.......He phones his buddy....
His buddy says cool stuff, but i understand math/english....but what is this logic stuff...
The unemployed family man says, well...I learned an exercise to explain it all easily....
He asks his friend, "do you own a weedwhacker?"
His friend says no i do not....
The unemployed guy says, well logic says you are a fag.....lmao....
He walks into the office, explains why hes there...The lady said well we offer, math, english and logic....Hes like wtf is logic about?
She said ill play it out for you....
Do you own a weed whacker...He says yes....
She says ok, logic would say you own a house and a yard is this true....He said yes...
So logic would say you probably have a wfe...He says yes in fact i do......
So she says , logic would say you probably have a family, the guy is like, damn rights, in fact i do....She said well thats some logic, so in closing logic would say you are a straight hetero-sexual man...He said damn straight lady, thank-you for enlightening me.....
He rushes home wanting to share his newfound logic.......He phones his buddy....
His buddy says cool stuff, but i understand math/english....but what is this logic stuff...
The unemployed family man says, well...I learned an exercise to explain it all easily....
He asks his friend, "do you own a weedwhacker?"
His friend says no i do not....
The unemployed guy says, well logic says you are a fag.....lmao....