ironwill
11-02-2010, 05:42 PM
Ok, last one today....I like to generally start off the day with a joke or 3 with my crews before the serious biz starts....i told this one a couple weeks ago...
A guy walks in to a sperm donor office wearing a ski mask and brandishing a handgun.........
he looks at the lady behind the desk and says "open the vault behind you..."
She turns a does it, the guy then says..."take out one of the specimen bottles and drink it..."
Shes like wtf its sperm sir, he says drink it, and points the gun menacingly at her, out of fear she drinks it...
He says now drink that one, pointing at a fairly full bottle, she complies....Then he says now drink that one, pointing at another sperm filled vial....So she does...
Just when she wipes her mouth off, he rips the ski mask off and shouts.....
"See honey its not that ****ing hard......"
Lmao.....
A guy walks in to a sperm donor office wearing a ski mask and brandishing a handgun.........
he looks at the lady behind the desk and says "open the vault behind you..."
She turns a does it, the guy then says..."take out one of the specimen bottles and drink it..."
Shes like wtf its sperm sir, he says drink it, and points the gun menacingly at her, out of fear she drinks it...
He says now drink that one, pointing at a fairly full bottle, she complies....Then he says now drink that one, pointing at another sperm filled vial....So she does...
Just when she wipes her mouth off, he rips the ski mask off and shouts.....
"See honey its not that ****ing hard......"
Lmao.....