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ironwill
11-02-2010, 01:51 PM
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.:a+

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong.

I love you, too.':ilu

William Shatner
11-02-2010, 02:29 PM
Haha!! Now that is Golden!!!

Delt King
11-02-2010, 02:30 PM
IW is now our resident stand up.

L3
11-02-2010, 02:33 PM
..lol

Ritch
11-02-2010, 03:24 PM
Now that`s funny!

bossman_1986
11-02-2010, 04:23 PM
LOL

faller
11-02-2010, 05:09 PM
I've heard it before and it still makes me laugh!!

519Muscle
11-02-2010, 05:25 PM
one of the funniest threads ever posted...

Mr Ontario
12-02-2010, 12:43 PM
lol :)

piller01
12-02-2010, 01:49 PM
that joke is truly funny..:laugh

murph
12-02-2010, 01:51 PM
lol

gixxman
13-02-2010, 12:22 PM
classic