Is Society Sexiest?

[LonelyBedouin]

I think this sums it up pretty good.

[CanadianIron]

Awesome.

[marino]

lol

[daande]

Ya I saw that awhile ago hahaha...I used it as a pickup line once. I went up to a rando and asked her if she thought guys were sluts if they went out and banged everything in sight and she replied well yeah because everyone would call a girl a slut. Then I explained that a guy is like a key and if a key can open many locks that key is viewed as a master key. Whereas, a girl is like a lock and if that lock is opened by many keys than that lock is viewed as a shitty lock. I got it from that picture and used it as a pickup line super awesome.

[marino]

Ya I saw that awhile ago hahaha...I used it as a pickup line once. I went up to a rando and asked her if she thought guys were sluts if they went out and banged everything in sight and she replied well yeah because everyone would call a girl a slut. Then I explained that a guy is like a key and if a key can open many locks that key is viewed as a master key. Whereas, a girl is like a lock and if that lock is opened by many keys than that lock is viewed as a shitty lock. I got it from that picture and used it as a pickup line super awesome.

So you tell some random girl this phrase and then hope/believe that she will still leave with you at the end of the night?

[kloan]

Ya I saw that awhile ago hahaha...I used it as a pickup line once. I went up to a rando and asked her if she thought guys were sluts if they went out and banged everything in sight and she replied well yeah because everyone would call a girl a slut. Then I explained that a guy is like a key and if a key can open many locks that key is viewed as a master key. Whereas, a girl is like a lock and if that lock is opened by many keys than that lock is viewed as a shitty lock. I got it from that picture and used it as a pickup line super awesome.

except picking up a girl in a bar wont tell you whether you're a master key or if she's a shitty lock.. yeah, it's a thinker.

[daande]

So you tell some random girl this phrase and then hope/believe that she will still leave with you at the end of the night?

It was my opener made her laugh then we went from there.

[JacktheThriller]

bahaha

[kawikaratekid]

lol

[nii]

It was my opener made her laugh then we went from there.

My go to opener: "Does this rag smell?"

[daande]

My go to opener: "Does this rag smell?"

hahahaha do you bring a rag with you?

[marino]

Better, does this rag smell like chloroform?

[nii]

Better, does this rag smell like chloroform?

That was implied lol.

[BBbox]

Wow... you guys have to use pick up lines? I just stand around and girls swarm to me.

I learnt it from #8.